I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 205



[Episode 205] Let’s dance.

If you make up your mind to steal it can be said that it is a qualification to do it.

But how can you steal someone else’s disciple?

Of course you can physically steal it.

There was a method of kidnapping them and locking them in a cave in a vertical cliff in a deep mountain stream so that they could not escape and then forcing them to do so by saying ‘Hehe you can’t go until you learn everything.’

However firstly the subject must be easy enough to be kidnapped and since we have already seen that the light has reached its peak there is no way to prevent it from escaping.

Secondly even if you do that to a man he will eventually open his heart and be captivated by the two letters of his faith but if you do that to a woman wouldn’t you end up becoming a martial arts hero not with your faith but with your charms?

Somehow martial arts can be passed down but the long-standing tradition of spiritual fighting will end just like that.

Therefore it is not the disciple’s body that must be stolen but the disciple’s heart.

Therefore we must steal the heart of the still young Ah-hae and make her serve the two teachers.

As an elder from the famous Murim Bangpa who is known only by his first name he is pretending that the past does not exist.

Shintu is not a full-time job but a side job!

Thus Shintu remembered his teacher.

What did the teacher say when he seduced him?

‘Oh my god are you the best in the world…’

‘I want to do it! ‘I’ll do it!’

‘I listened to everything they said…’

‘I know everything! ‘I’m trying to teach you martial arts!’

Since Shintu’s origins were relatively Korean he followed the sword-wielding swordsman as soon as he spoke to him.

When I thought about it it didn’t help at all.

hmm….

So how should I seduce him?

Shintu blinked.

—-

The full moon of May.

Ten days before the Martial Arts Competition the preliminary rounds of the Jamryongbi Martial Arts Association began.

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Of course this has nothing to do with fruits and vegetables.

This is because outstanding players whose skills have already been proven start directly from the finals without any preliminaries.

The preliminaries are nothing more than a place where disciples of small and medium-sized factions or young unknowns whose names are not yet known compete for a few spots in the finals.

The participants of the Old File One Bang Teen Sega are those who basically start from the finals and the Murim Alliance has judged that preliminary screening is not necessary.

In fact I would say it is purely based on personal connections.

However there was no need to lament and say ‘Oh the way Murimmaeng is going is really dirty.’

Rather it was better this way from the perspective of the preliminaries.

How unfair and sad would it be if I went up to the off-stage with the intention of making a name for myself and found a Shaolin disciple standing on the other side.

Since you can easily get a decent star title even if you make it to the finals anyway it is better to avoid late-stage players who have mastered outstanding new skills and deal with unknown people who are just as old.

And the satisfaction of these privileged people who have already made it to the finals is that by spying on the person of interest in action they can prevent the unfortunate event of losing to an unknown person right from the start.

Like right now.

“I heard they use a rare mortgage.”

“If it’s a lien is it something that lies on the ground? Jegal?”

In response to the Qing’s request for an official annotation Zhuge Lixian excitedly attached the annotation.

“Ah sister! In order to explain this we must first talk about the basic nature of martial arts…”

The basic characteristic of martial arts is that the center of gravity which begins with footwork and moves from the soles of the feet is the destructive power that explodes at the tip of the weapon.

Therefore martial arts are basically performed while standing. You could say it’s a stand-up meal.

So when an unmanned person falls the response is to either get up immediately or roll over to gain some distance and then get up.

On the other hand martial arts which were classified as Jidangkwon were based on the premise of lying down on the ground.

It was the so-called wasik martial arts.

Martial arts were created to deal with people so surprisingly Chosik which attacks an opponent lying on the ground almost did not exist in any martial arts.

In addition it is not easy to deal with Jidangquan martial arts fighters’ center of gravity being completely on the ground and aiming below the enemy’s waist.

“Then isn’t it a very powerful tactic? Master didn’t teach you that? “Just be careful because there are guys who fight while lying down.”

“hmm. First of all there are very few people who learn it. It doesn’t look that good from the outside. Don’t you know very well what respect is like in Moorim? People laugh at me and say I’m a donkey just by rolling a few times on the floor. That’s why the land rights are also called old rights.”

When doing the batting stick method the character is dog 狗.

Gukwon means a martial art used only by dogs.

“Heng. What kind of respect do you have when you live and die? Everyone if you do that good luck with it. Oh how can the dividend now be four times that of Ma Small Cooperative and seven pennies? “Then please give me just one hermit.”

As the person selling the winning ticket happened to be passing by Cheong completed his purchase with ease.

Win-lose tickets are a form of gambling in which players compete to win or lose and if they buy them with money and guess the right bet they can get back a dividend according to the odds of winning.

Since gambling and lottery were not yet regulated in the primitive and barbaric ancient central plains the top companies made bids before these competitions and held official gambling tables.

Cheong accepted the win and defeat and said.

“I think the odds of winning are very low if it’s four times seven. “Are you sure that land ownership is a threat?”

Peng Daesan snorted.

“I said it was threatening but I didn’t say it was powerful. But with such a low win rate?”

“Originally Yeokbae is Jeongbae right? After all isn’t it a fight where you either win or lose? Anyway if you win half the battle you get more than three silvers but if you lose you lose one silver. “Then doesn’t it mean that the person who doesn’t bet is at a loss?”

“…? That’s half-”

“Oh here we go.”

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Paengdaesan tried to retort something but he lost track of time as the dancing started with a loud ding ding ding sound.

A confrontation between the Ma Sohyeop who use the land party rights and the Seong Sohyeop the disciple of Hwacheonmun who exists somewhere in the midfield.

The Ma small cooperative’s land rights were not as out of shape as expected.

Since he mainly used angle techniques that are not commonly seen in martial arts he flew his body and brought his feet together in an exciting manner.

It was a great flying kick.

When Seong So-hyeop was stumbling after being properly kicked in the chest Ma So-hyeop landed on the floor turned his lower body like a windmill and stood up with both arms and continued kicking.

Oh b-boying. Is this a guy who knows how to have fun?

For the first time in a while Cheong swallowed an exclamation in his hometown language.

“hmm. “It’s surprisingly cool right?”

“Is that what you mean?”

“It looks cool to me… oh oh oh.”

Cheong’s eyes lit up as he watched Ma Sohyeop’s performance or rather Ji Dang Quan.

As someone from Hyundai he looked quite cool which was because he had similar dance moves in his hometown and also had ground skills in martial arts so it wasn’t awkward.

“It’s because I haven’t seen it unfold properly.”

“Why isn’t that bad?”

At that moment the movements of the Ma Sohyeop suddenly changed.

The posture is such that the legs are spread out and placed on the ground but the stomach is almost touching the ground.

The limbs were struggling strangely but the speed was so fast that it was even more strange.

He bounced wildly almost as if he was crawling on the floor then turned over and assumed the posture of a spider aiming for Seong So-hyeop’s shins and crooks and spinning around and kicking and hitting so that the use of his arms and legs was almost limitless.

Honestly it’s a bit ugly.

“…hmm. “It’s a bit like that.”

“I guess so.”

Paengdaesan made a sound of wind leaking in his attitude as if that were the case.

There were already many in the audience who burst into laughter or sneered.

In particular the scene where he puts his back on the ground pushes with both legs moves quickly and swings his arms.

It was to the point where I could say it was the highlight of my life that I wondered when I would see it again.

And finally the winner was decided.

Seong So-hyeop who was defeated by an ugly martial arts performance left without even being able to raise his head shedding tears.

It would be difficult to say that the Ma Sohyeop which was ridiculed even after winning also won.

Thus the real winner was Seo Mun-cheong who had 4 nyang and 70 coins for one nyang.

The final winner announced his thoughts.

“But even if I fight I’m not confident I’ll win. “If it were a real fight I would kill you right away.”

Even if it sticks to the ground like that a single blow from the Heavenly Demon Lord’s Bodies can explode its internal organs.

However when it comes to sparring where you have to subdue your opponent without hurting him there is no way.

“It may seem complicated at first glance but isn’t the target area ultimately limited? “He tries to knock you down by kicking your foot or pushing you in the back so if you keep that in mind he won’t be the type of person you’d say you have so little confidence in.”

“That’s right sister. “Many of the strange-looking movements are just for the purpose of distracting attention so if you judge by looking at the false and false to the end you are not a difficult opponent due to your sister’s level.”

Then Cheong scratched his cheek.

“that is. “I’m a bit weak in that area.”

“You’re weak.”

“Miss do you really need to explain it to me? “If you dig under me you won’t be able to see at all?”

At that Peng Daesan and Zhuge Yihyeon’s eyes were focused on one place and then with embarrassed expressions they pretended to look for a distant mountain that was not even that far away.

The square under Cheong’s feet is much wider than that of others.

“Still I’m glad I saw it in advance. If I hadn’t known I would have just lost. It was worth seeing. “Is there another sparring I should watch?”

“I heard there are a few warriors using kimun weapons. Abacus stylus on chair. “It might be a good idea to take a look.”

“chair? A chair to sit on?”

“okay. “It’s that chair.”

“I can’t imagine.”

The only way Cheong could imagine using the chair was to vigorously hit it with a folding chair that had not yet been invented in the central world.

“It’s not a big deal even if it’s your sister’s Qimun weapon. “It’s just tricky because we’re not used to it but if it were truly powerful wouldn’t it have become mainstream a long time ago?”

“That’s right. “Because everyone has a reason to use a sword.”

There was no other reason why warriors mainly used swords so except for large weapons such as long spears and woldo which could not be developed due to interference from government officials other unique weapons were only unique.

So I returned to Mucheon Pavilion and spent the remaining time sparring. After such a rewarding day it was time to sleep.

It was only then that Cheong realized an important fact.

The lucky charm has been stolen!

A lacquered wooden flute which I had never seen before was pinned to my waist and when I pulled on the end that was sticking out I discovered a letter written on thin cloth.

-I’ll leave you alone for a while.

Since I will be waiting for you at Yeohuiru in Yusi would you be able to come by yourself?

However there is no malicious intent so if you are truly concerned you can reveal your destination and purpose to others.

“hmm. Now I see this….”

Speaking of Yushi it is roughly around six o’clock.

And now it was just before going to bed at eleven o’clock at night.

This was because Cheong had no need to use the fortune teller so he just put it on his side like a decoration and did not pay any attention to it.

As I was about to put it away before going to bed I found in my hand a flute that was not a blessing in disguise.

What should I do with this? Should I go now?

But it was already late at night.

Since he said there was no malicious intent I wonder if he might contact me again and ask to meet again in a different way.

“Preface Soger? “Why are you doing that?”

Gongsun Yaoye who had been sparring with him all evening until now called out to Cheong.

It’s out of my hands anyway so what can I do if I stamp my feet and worry?

I’m sure they’ll contact you again.

Cheong who had tried to shake off his worries joked as if nothing had happened.

“no. Ah I was so focused on training today that I’m already feeling sleepy. now.”

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For reference Shintu continued to wait.

I stayed up all night wondering if he would come at night to avoid being seen by others.