I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 20
by Jessie@AFNCC
[Episode 20] Change course to north-northwest.
When people are too embarrassed they actually freeze.
I didn’t expect that the end of the story would suddenly turn into a crazy one so I couldn’t figure out what was going on.
However Yang Chae-mu’s desperation had already made these preparations.
Of course I did not expect that they would immediately kidnap the child and say it was mine.
I just wondered if someone might feel so sorry for the child that they would come forward.
A shadow slipped out from the shade of the tree behind Yang Chaemu.
He was wearing black night clothes.
There was only one identity among those who covered their faces and moved silently.
Sprayers.
“Shall we begin?”
“Go and do your job.”
“What should we do with the women?”
“It doesn’t matter. “As long as the child is fine.”
“Yes I understand. “It’s okay.”
The man in black ran into the forest blowing his whistle.
In response whistles sounded from far and near.
Soon a small flame appeared somewhere in the west.
“Descendants of Xinchang if you don’t like doing something that isn’t honorable you can leave this place. However if there is someone who wants to remain with only one spear even if it means rolling through the mud.”
Yang Chae-mu saluted Seung-su Dojang.
Then he walked away and said:
“…Follow me. let’s go.”
None of the warriors of both families responded.
I just silently follow their lead.
They were warriors of the Shinchang Yang family who fought against Japanese pirates in the East Sea for a century.
Themselves or their friends along with their parents.
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There was no one who did not receive the grace of both families and they served with pride because of that grace.
“Master.”
“Let us go our own way. “Even if their purpose is violated we must come up with a way to help the famous family that has quietly devoted itself to the world.”
Just like that even the shaman’s masters left.
—-
Ah-cheong became cheerful.
I decided not to think too deeply about it.
It’s so easy if I just do my own thing.
I don’t have any more but…
We can meet again someday right?
Jin Jang-myeong who had been crying and making a fuss and waving about letting go suddenly became limp.
He probably seemed resigned.
What will happen if I don’t do it? On the subject of the little boy.
Then a question suddenly pops up.
“…are you really going to fuck me?”
Ah-cheong was shocked.
“Uh huh! Who are you going to send? No bad words! My name is Jang baby. “Baby you should only use good words.”
“What are you saying? “It’s ugly.”
“Well if that’s you that’s probably it.”
“Ugly.”
“I listened carefully to your valuable opinion. “What are you giving me?”
“Tch.”
Jin Jangmyeong clicked his tongue.
And then I asked again.
“So are you really fucking me?”
“no.”
Acheng proudly announced his plan.
“We are heading to Musanpa!”
“Not Musanpa but Musanmun… Hmm? “It’s not…”
“Whether we are pro-Musan or pro-Musan we are going anyway!”
It was a sad sound from the female priest.
“But why? “Did you really have to say bad things about me and kidnap me?”
“Oh kidnapping? Let’s say it is a temporary state of companionship caused by one-sided coercion.”
“…? “Isn’t that kidnapping?”
“We have to kidnap you so you don’t know we’re going to the Musan faction. “Our daughter Jangmyeong isn’t the type to use her brain is she?”
“What are you saying?”
“But there is one big problem.”
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“…?”
“I don’t know the way. Where is the Musan faction?”
“…?”
“I don’t know the way. “Do you know?”
“roughly. northwestward.”
“Okay turn your course to north-northwest!”
Ah-cheong changed direction appropriately and asked again.
“But where is the northwest?”
“The side where the sun sets is in the west.”
Ah-cheong looked up at the sky.
The sky was full of dark clouds as if it was about to rain.
“It’s a shame. There was just one difference. “The kid could have worked harder.”
Something hard got stuck in Ah-cheong’s throat.
My neck was stuck but my body was moving forward.
Acheong with his legs in front flew about a dozen pieces and landed on the ground.
Dry fallen leaves fluttered about like they were exploding.
Ah-cheong immediately looked at Jin Jang-myeong in her arms.
“Hey are you okay?”
“Blood on your neck.”
“Fuck you Mistress.”
Ah-cheong stroked her neck and frowned.
Fortunately it was at the level of leather or damaged.
Instead it was extremely bitter.
“Some crazy guy put a rope in the forest. “This is attempted murder. This is attempted murder.”
“What a pity. “It was nothing more than an attempt.”
An unfamiliar voice intervened.
Ah-cheong jumped up like a cat.
As I raised my sword and aimed it at the enemy I was surprised again.
A pitch-black outfit that covers the face.
There was only one conclusion.
“Ninja? “What kind of martial arts game has ninjas in it?”
what! Rain fell nearby.
It was a bido that was carefully taken from the corpse of a rat-like man.
The rain stuck into the neck of the man in black.
“Oh.”
Ah-cheong made a dumbfounded noise.
I was very nervous because a ninja suddenly appeared.
This was because if ninjas invaded everyone had to die.
But why?
Ninja it’s not a big deal is it?
—-
There was a time when I thought…
The ninja didn’t suddenly appear.
Suddenly ninjas appeared.
And the method was more annoying than expected.
There are all kinds of ropes hanging along the way so you can’t move quickly.
However since it was impossible to perform the cutting-edge new technique of night tactical reporting the Moonlight Sword (No. 6) had to be held straight in front of the eyes.
However the defense for the lower body was insufficient.
“Oh.”
Acheong’s body was pushed forward by the thread that grabbed her ankle.
Acheng who was flying like a human cannonball found a beautiful old tree that he was about to hit.
I pull out Jang Myeong who is stuck next to me and hug him with all my might somehow turning my body around.
And boom.
I gasped at the shock coming from my back.
I forced my breath into my stiffened lungs and looked inside my arms.
“Ouch… Are your eyes nose and mouth all glued together?”
“huh.”
“Are all your limbs still attached?”
“huh.”
“Then let’s go. Cowardly bastards. Instead of competing fairly.”
Ah-cheong stood up and placed Jin Jang-myeong on his side. And put it down again.
“It won’t work because I only have one arm.”
Ah-cheong took off his police officer’s jacket.
“Get on your back.”
“…Why are you taking it off?”
“iced coffee. This is called swaddling. It is a proud invention of the Republic of Korea. Is that right? anyway.”
Ah-cheong wrapped Jin Jang-myeong on her back and wrapped him tightly.
The one-armed life is over!
I searched them all you fucking ninjas.
Ah-cheong muttered coldly.
…But this time there was a hole.
For a law to be established a minimum level of trust was required.
At least it was trust that the land would not betray me. Since mankind walked on two legs the land has always supported people reliably.
However the moment one stepped onto the ground with force the ground crumbled and sank down which was enough to shatter one’s fundamental belief.
The good news was that Acheong was transporting cargo that absolutely should not die to Busan.
Otherwise he would have already become a cold corpse lying in the bottom of a pit and poisoned by poison.
Instead what greeted Acheong was a thick layer of red mud.
What is it mud? Is this a red clay pack service?
Or was it made to make you feel dirty?
Overcoming a pit about one and a half deep is not that difficult for a martial artist at his peak.
All you have to do is just run away.
Ah-cheong who was running away again saying that she was bothering her over something trivial felt that her body had become very heavy.
This is why it’s mud.
Beep beep-!
The damn whistle sounded again.
Ah-cheong’s head turned.
It was a dark day full of dark clouds so I could see a man in black quietly walking backwards under the shadow of the dark forest.
It continues like this.
He tied his feet with a trap and hid then blew a whistle to announce his location.
Fuck you bastard. Where are you going?
Damn-! The head of the man in black was split into the shape of a whirlpool. The remaining body fell to its knees and pressed its chest to its chest.
—-
The situation was getting worse.
These black guys are not ninjas.
It was different from the bastards I had encountered so far.
If I were to be specific hunters yes hunters.
They are also highly familiar experts.
There is no place on my body that doesn’t hurt.
When you wake up your whole body will be in a colorful feast.
Mud got into the scratches on the still-plenty spring twigs making them sting.
I lost the Moonlight Sword (No. 6).
I lost it because my hands were slippery with mud but the net flew in before I had time to grab it.
While he was hesitating after bursting at the guys who were running towards Tathagata’s kidney he tore the net and ran away.
It was a famous sword that I bought for half a crown of gold.
Hello my moonlight sword.
Ah-cheong sang goodbye with tears in her eyes.
There was a hole in my thigh.
It also got caught on my ankle and landed in the ground but there was a sharp branch sticking out of there.
It hurt terribly. It keeps hurting.
The ring finger and finger of my left hand are shaking.
As I fell into the hole I put my hand wrong.
Why would there be a rock there anyway?
As I ran out with a sigh I ran into a person in black.
Just like in Luoyang they ripped open the stem and soaked some blood.
And then a drop of water touches my cheek.
The sound of rain in the forest announces its appearance.
Toad toad toad….
The sound of leaves hitting becomes increasingly louder.
And shoot!
The sound of oil splashing filled the world.
“Is it going to rain? “I’m going to be amazed…”
Ah-cheong sighed deeply.
Then a thought suddenly occurred to me.
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