I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 196



[Episode 196] Yongbong Branch

I’m not sorry but I feel a bit sorry for it.

Feeling the bitter aftertaste of alcohol it was time for Cheong to turn his back thinking he should pack his bags and go back to his dorm.

“Sister Gaga!”

“oh! “Isn’t it incense?”

Something small came out and hugged Cheong and it felt like the child’s head was pressing against her upper abdomen.

I couldn’t see it so I only felt it.

Since it was invisible to Cheong it was the same for the child.

“Oh. “I can’t see Gaga…”

“Hyang. There are things you cannot see if you are too close. “Would you mind taking a step back?”

When Zhuge Hyang took a step back the child’s face was revealed.

“I thought our Hyang looked even prettier today and put on makeup? “But if you don’t want to wear makeup you have to tell me and just wipe it off with my uniform.”

“Huh.”

“It’s spread like this.”

When it comes to Joongwon’s makeover the name of Seosi the most beautiful woman of all time pops up again and again.

Xi Shi’s frowning face had hardened into the wall of the Central Plains a strange wall that was delighted with a sad face.

So the eyes were subtly painted red on the pale face to create the glowing color of a woman who had cried.

Other than that the eyebrows and lips were up to the makeup person.

The beginning of the eyebrows were drawn slightly towards the forehead to create a frowning shape or the lips were shaped like a cherry and only the middle part was painted red.

Jegalhyang’s eyes were red and spread from side to side so it was clear that a line had been drawn around the upper abdomen of his uniform.

The white powder is probably a bonus.

After Cheong made a mistake he smiled brightly as he looked at Zhugehyang who had a restless expression on his face.

The child who was also laughing at the sound of laughter stretched out his arms and raised them.

“Gaga please hug me.”

“Oh you’re pretty too.”

Cheong picked up the child and looked around.

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Jegalhyang would not have been alone. Here he comes.

“I’m sorry sister. Hyang-ah follows her sister exceptionally well. I already made a fuss about wanting to see him but now it’s like this. “Hyang-ya you can’t be rude to your sister in a situation like this.”

“No no. are you okay. I already missed Hyang earlier hmm? How come you missed it? what. anyway. “I missed you but isn’t it important that you are here?”

“that’s right!”

“Anyway what kind of fuss is this?”

“I know. “What kind of fuss is this?”

Although it was not something the person concerned would say.

It wasn’t Cheong’s plan so he just fell into a ruse and hung out while drinking on the seventh floor.

“Sister I want to eat peaches.”

“Now you’re acting like a subordinate? I really hope this isn’t cute. “Where should we go to find peaches?”

The first floor had all the tables cleared out so I had to go upstairs to find the peaches.

As Cheong was going up the stairs another beautiful woman from the seventh floor came down again and again and passed by without even giving Cheong a glance.

The difference from before was that Cheong now had two Zhuge clans attached to him.

“Who is the beautiful woman who just passed by? How can I say you’re pretty? hmm. “It’s pretty.”

“Are you talking about Ice Snow Flower Seoliri Sojeo?”

“ah. “It doesn’t have to be four letters?”

“If you add it it will be either cold ice or cold ice but it doesn’t have the English feel. “I have been staying in the Murim League for about five years as a guest of the Bing Palace.”

“Uhm. “I guess there’s no way to become friends.”

“No matter how friendly you are like a human’s friend a dog it would be difficult for you to become close to Seolhwa. “I haven’t interacted with anyone in five years so I just want to be left alone.”

“hmm. Are there people like that? But Jegal. Dogs are man’s friends. And the dog bites the person again. Do I really have to act like a dog? “Is this thing getting worse?”

“haha. Sister. Aren’t both arms sealed? “If you don’t act like this at times like this when will you?”

Jegal Yihyeon who had his tailbone hit exactly was rubbing his buttocks and jumping.

The stairs were shaking and shaking as the giant one hand span taller than Cheong trembled.

I laughed and said that Jegalhyang liked that.

Cheong said folding the knee of his outstretched leg and standing on the stairs again with both feet.

“If you want to seal me bring two more Hyangis. “If we hang one person from each leg then we can say it is truly sealed.”

“Okay. “There is no child in the world as cute as Hyang.”

“then. “The seal was also messed up.”

“No matter how you kick you still kick the coccyx. “Even if it’s me hitting a bone still hurts.”

“Isn’t the butt full of muscle anyway? “If I kick it I’ll only lose.”

“Yeah well. It’s a muscle. right. That’s what you said when you visited back then. “Maybe at the State Warriors training center…”

It was then.

As soon as he finished climbing the stairs there was someone who pretended to know him so his words were cut off.

“oh! Who is this! You are the honorable winner of the drinking competition! Haha I enjoyed it.”

“Oh brother Joe.”

“Ohh. Sojeo already knows me. That’s right my name is Jo Hyeong and Jo Hak-che.”

He was the great-grandson of the Murim Lord heir to the Black Dragon Family and the woman-mad bastard Jo Hak-che as the Cheonmu Dan members affectionately called him.

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Cheong was shocked for a moment.

Come to think of it when I saw him wasn’t he using the same cotton thread? Should I cover my mouth?

But it was a needless worry.

The beggar’s cotton thread that Jo Hak-che saw was so dirty that it was so dirty that it seemed like it would be seen outside and it was a dirty rag.

But now it was in pristine condition.

People even wondered if Paengdaesan was originally that color so how could they connect the two when they saw the cotton yarn a national treasure that was originally supposed to be presented to the princess.

“I think Confucius misunderstood. “I lost the drinking contest.”

“Who would think that? I was deeply amazed by the generosity shown to me. After all isn’t it important for a woman to have a silky heart no matter what anyone says?”

Cheong’s eyebrows twitched.

What about this kid?

“I heard that Prince Jo is quite open-minded about women. “Excuse me but have you ever dated a woman as a lover?”

“That’s right. Jo Hak-che is a man who has not yet dated so he is waiting for his match made in heaven. But if you ask that…”

“It doesn’t mean anything. “It seems so.”

There was a burst of laughter at that.

It was right behind Jo Hak-che’s back.

“Oppa because you talk like that you get criticized. “Where in the world is there an idiot who praises a woman for his feelings?”

“uh. “Why not?”

“why. They go crazy just because they’re ugly. Oh I’m sorry. “I didn’t mean to offend you…”

“No it’s okay. “I don’t care about that kind of thing.”

It was heartbreaking to call an ugly person ugly.

Cheong knew that she was beautiful enough to be shocked when she looked in the mirror so she could just giggle and ignore being told she was ugly.

“This is Jo Young-young. I was on the seventh floor yesterday and today and after seeing him verbally beat me up I decided to respect him. That would be okay right?”

“Well that must be Sozer’s meaning right?”

Jo Young-young’s expression brightened at that.

In fact when women say that they have decided to respect you it means that they want to join your faction.

Similar expressions include saying that you’re so pretty that I want to be your sister or that I want to do your makeup etc. which conveys the message that you want to be around by complimenting someone.

But how could Cheong know?

“Respect? Of course I have more than one respect for you so to speak would make my mouth ache but I wouldn’t have shown myself in a good light if I were on the 7th floor yesterday or today.”

“no! I’ve heard that I’m a bit of a bit of a mouthful. That’s not an excuse because the Heilongjiang men are idiots who only pretend to understand when they’re cursed but it’s the real deal. “Our women are a bit like this.”

“It’s true. Sister. Heilongjiang women are famous for being the most expensive in the central plains-”

“Jegal turns off the tin. I only understand if the Heilongjiang guys are like Cho. So?”

“I saw you harassing me with your words yesterday and today so even if you don’t use vulgar language it’s like that. In fact the way you talk is so weird that I can’t even open my mouth. I really feel like I’m going to lose my face because I’m selling it. “She’s always sitting in the lower seat and can’t even get a word out because she’s a bitch with a slut in her mouth.”

“hmm. To be honest I don’t really have a good accent either. “There are people here now so is it not like this or do I do the same?”

In fact it is not just one strand.

Cheong was the best profanity expert in the midfield.

Wasn’t it the intangible tongue of death that amazed even the Taesang Elder of the Tang Dynasty?

“you’re right! “Your wise words are always new and exciting and every moment is surprising and arouses respect so I can say that it is truly the best in the world.”

Zhuge Yi-hyeon made a fuss and agreed.

Cheong said with a grin.

“Master paid a lot of attention. hmm. is it so. This can happen if you stay in Shinnyeomun for just one season. “If you are really earnest please tell Master-”

“ah! Please!”

“If that’s what you really mean.”

Cheong smiled in satisfaction and mourned in advance.

This is because Master’s education is painful.

I can’t be the only one who gets that good thing.

As I was doing that someone else came up to me.

“Preface Sojeo! Are you okay? It seemed like you drank too much. “Here have some wild honey.”

“I don’t have any hands right now.”

This time it was Gongseonyoye’s younger brother who was burdensome.

Then Jo Hak-che’s eyes which were sad and good-natured suddenly turned like those of a ferocious beast.

hmm. That’s it.

If there is only a woman in the group all men are viewed as enemies.

Every time Gongseon opened his mouth he would say something grumpy and Jo Hak-che would grind his teeth every time and at every moment he would jump in and say something obvious and then get scolded by Jo Yeong-yeong.

When it comes to flirting with women his level of politeness is so high that he is no match for him.

“Sister Gaga. “That peach…”

“ah. okay. I forgot because of someone. Okay let’s go find peaches. “Where is the peach?”

“Where are the peaches?”

Jegalhyang sang along to Cheong’s humming as he searched for peaches.

Why is he so cute? It’s no joke.

As I was playing with Jegalhyang like that three guys were chasing after me.

Lady what on earth is this picture?

They say that your voice is really beautiful that your hands are really beautiful that the way you play with your child is really beautiful. No they say that everything this kid does Cho is beautiful.

Chung-i Cho who became beautiful in everything except his face told himself that he would just avoid it if he saw it.

Compared to that it is said that if you prepare the inside in advance you will suffer less from a hangover. When he found a peach he put it on a skewer and handed it to Jegalhyang.

Although it was a burden Gongson’s younger brother who was busy taking care of various things got better.

In the end Cheong who could not hold out told Zhugehyang to come visit the top of Mucheongak and promised to do so later and left.

Gongsun Yaoye who was sleeping without knowing anything about the world was picked up by his younger brother and taken to the carriage.

“Please take care of your sister. My sister is frustrated because she is blocked by walls and windows and she is stubborn and won’t give up. ha.”

Cheong’s hearing caught the muttering hidden behind the sigh of “Foolish idiot.”

However no matter what he said the sadness in his eyes was evident. He was the younger brother who took care of his older sister no matter what.

In response Cheong made a sound of wind leaking.