I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 194



[Episode 194] Yongbong Branch

Although Mo Yong-juhui asked for a drink of reconciliation he did not expect Cheong to immediately accept without the slightest hesitation.

Of course I thought I would be rejected.

Of course if you get rejected you might think ‘Wow I’m avoiding this. Then there’s nothing we can do.’ If I gave up and gave up I would just become an idiot.

In case of rejection I had prepared several ways to gently lure him out of the situation so all my efforts last night to plan for various situations were in vain.

what? Was my acting too good?

Or do you really think you are asking for reconciliation because your head is in a flower garden?

However after the loud sound of swallowing was heard Mo Yong-juhui realized the cause.

Oh this bitch. You’re a bitch who’s crazy about alcohol.

Okay I’m going to drink some alcohol right?

Since you are confident that you can defeat him with alcohol you won’t hesitate?

However Mo Yong Joo-hee was also a drinker who had never been defeated from the first drinking session of his life to the present.

Nevertheless Mo Yong Ju-hui never became conceited about his ability to drink which was why he was cautious in proportion to the extent of his resentment.

Besides that I prepared my secret weapon so it was a fight I could never lose.

“Do you enjoy drinking alcohol?”

“is it so. “I can’t drink it because I don’t have it.”

“iced coffee. So since you’ve come to Hanam Province after a long time do you know the liquor that comes to mind when you think of Hanam?”

“oh. no way. Du Gangju?”

“You know! “I prepared a special drink as a token of reconciliation and it is called Seojeongdugangju made with water from the Seohyeop.”

“Seojeongdugangju!”

Cheong shouted without realizing it and then came to a great realization.

ah. This is why everyone shouts when a star name comes up so they just don’t pay attention to it and automatically fire it.

When Mo Yong Ju-hee gestured a woman appeared holding a bottle of liquor and a glass.

“Now I buy alcohol not Yongbongjihoe. Get your first drink. “Sleep sleep sleep.”

The glass of hard liquor is so small that it only holds two spoons and since it is only half full it can be considered one spoon.

It was only a spoonful of white liquor but its pure scent had already filled the whole son-in-law and bloomed like an explosion of fire.

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“Hiya it’s nice just to smell the scent. Please get a glass of Moyong Sojeo too.”

Cheong poured drinks for Mo Yong-juhui so he took the Dugang wine in his glass and returned to his seat.

Because the table was so large the two people sitting across from each other were at the farthest distance from the circle.

Then while Cheong was about to pour Gongsun Yaoye a drink he asked her just in case.

“Wait a minute yes. Have you ever drank alcohol?”

“Nothing… but I want to try it.”

…The sound of me mumbling with my friend and by myself was clear to Cheong’s sensitive ears.

Feeling sorry for him again Cheong smiled mischievously like an adult offering alcohol to a child with a spoon and explained the simple instructions.

“okay? Normally the first drink at a drinking party should be emptied right away without leaving any residue right? So cheers. A dry glass of wine. Cheers. But this is a bit harsh. “Just this much for now.”

Cheong dexterously tilted the bottle and dropped exactly four drops.

“Is it this little?”

“If you drink that you’ll think differently right? Now let’s have a toast. For friendship.”

Cheong raised his glass to eye level and took a gulp.

The cold fire goes down.

The scent of alcohol that has passed down the esophagus leaks into the airway and is exhaled through the nose.

Not only the scent but also the breath seemed to be mixed with alcohol so all the organs from the solar plexus to below the eyes became hot at the same time.

Cheong let out an excited sigh without realizing it.

“Haaa… this is it.”

“Whoops!” “Cough!”

Sure enough a violent coughing sound was heard from the seat next to me.

Cheong gently rubbed Gongsun Yaoye’s back.

“Yeah are you okay? Look it’s not easy right?”

“I feel… hot inside. Is it poison?”

“Could there be such a fragrant poison? “It smells really good right?”

“It smells really good. Is this really what makes you feel hot inside? But it’s too bitter. “I don’t think it tastes good.”

“The alcohol doesn’t taste good? “I like it better than real drinks.”

“A preface to Sojeodo. “Are you kidding me?”

“I say it’s because I don’t have the constitution to accept courtesy. After I have a good constitution it just tastes like sweet fruit tea. The scent. Wow the scent is real. “I want to see the scent.”

“…?”

Cheong said anything and filled Gongsun Yoye’s cup and later explained the simple instructions.

“Just close your lips place a light touch on the center and drink as if wiping your wet lips. This is strong alcohol so never spill it in your mouth. If you don’t think it suits you don’t drink it. “It’s better than getting drunk and making mistakes.”

As Cheong spoke to Gongsun Yaoye an epiphany came to him.

Ah Mo Yong Joo Hee is she planning to send me drinking now?

But to this body that is in a state where alcohol and water are indistinguishable? It’s like a baby.

As expected Mo Yong Ju-hee said.

“Ah boy. It’s difficult to pour it every time so please pay special attention so that the preface’s glass is not empty. “Okay?”

“huh. okay. Preface Sojeo you won’t be disappointed if I follow along right?”

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When I said to pay special attention I meant that I would never see the glass empty.

And you won’t even see my cup full.

However to Cheong alcohol was just a beverage that made one feel good no matter how much one drank because one enjoyed the scent and heat.

Cheong went one step further.

“It’s disappointing. But now the glass is empty? “Why don’t you fill it out?”

Seeing this Mo Yong Ju-hee smiled darkly.

In fact although the bottle was the same the contents were different.

The bottle placed around Cheong contains Seojeongdugangju which is famous for being the strongest liquor in Hanam. The bottle of liquor placed next to Moyongjuhui is not actually a liquor bottle but a tea bottle containing tea.

As soon as Cheong’s cup was full Mo Yong Ju-hee spoke as if he had been waiting.

“Let’s go to the preface. Let’s have fun without leaving the ladies who enjoy drinking together. Come on.”

“Oh are you okay? “I’m a bit of a talker so I’m sure you won’t have any alcohol left.”

A drink like that.

“Then does Jeong-ah want to say something this time?”

Two drinks three drinks four drinks…

“Then turn around a full circle. “Please say something again.”

So one bottle and two bottles…

In an instant all five bottles disappeared.

“Hmm. “Oh that’s good.”

Cheong swayed gently from side to side and hummed.

He was pretending to be drunk on purpose.

The craftsmanship was the same but in the end it was like buying an unlimited amount of expensive alcohol so wouldn’t the drinker be excited if the taste was appropriately matched?

Pretending to be drunk is a skill shared by the entire nation to the extent that Koreans from the Qing Dynasty learned it as a regular course in school from an early age.

“Hehe Sojeo the preface.”

“yes? what’s the matter?”

“Just like that. I tried calling. Preface Sojeo. Preface Sojeo. Umm. Cheongah. Ugh I can’t do it. “I’m embarrassed.”

Gongsun Yaoye lifted the glass and broke it with one blow.

Cheong stuck his tongue out at a movement that resembled his own.

weird? I’m sure you only said to wet your lips right?

“Who gave Ye a drink?”

“Oh you keep asking me for it…”

“How much did you give me?”

“About a bottle and a half…”

The woman next to Gongsun Yaoye answered hesitantly.

It was a polite drink that Cheong sipped little by little while he was mindlessly drinking and then gradually he liked it and drank a lot.

“You drank too much. Yes are you okay?”

“yes. I feel good. good. But how do you eat Seomun Sojeo so easily? Are you eating? I’m strange! Ah! This is what it means to be drunk. I’m drunk. Hehehe.”

After saying that Gongsun Yaoye tilted his head then looked at Cheong again and said with an unfamiliar smile.

“But it feels good. good. But how do you eat Seomun Sojeo so easily? Are you eating? I’m strange. ah! this-”

“The example was an infinitely repeating series.”

“Infinite repetition? What is that? what. But I like the preface. my friend. First friend. My one and only precious friend. however.”

And then he hugs Cheong’s arm tightly.

“But it’s unfair. Fair enough. The only friend I have is Seomun Sozer but there are too many Seomun Sozer. Then it doesn’t work. I give my whole heart but the preface and the small book are shared. Divide it. I don’t like it. Can’t I be more special? Even if I split it I want the biggest piece. After all it’s unfair. I have a friend-”

“Wouldn’t it be nice to make more friends?”

Cheong tried to stop repeating.

Then a heavy sound came out.

“Everyone hates me. Introduction I was alone for 15 days before Sojeo became my friend. I was alone. Without anyone talking to me. I thought the guys were friends but they weren’t. no. If you coax her a little bit she’ll give it to you. It hurt so much. it hurts. too.”

“What kind of son of a bitch are you? He must know that today is the day his head breaks. who is this? Just tell me.”

“Hehe are you getting angry? Are you angry? As expected for me it’s just a preface. But it’s unfair. equity? The only friend I have is Seomun Soger but there are too many Seomun Sozer so it can’t be unfair. It’s bad. Haam I give my whole heart. I’m sleepy. I’m sleepy. I’m going to sleep. “I’m going to sleep.”

Then the head that rested on his shoulder felt heavy but then it lost its strength and fell onto Cheong’s lap.

“Oh my.”

Cheong looked at the women with an embarrassed expression.

“I heard that the sixth floor is used as a lounge. Is there a place to lie down?”

Mo Yong-juhui answered after thinking for a while.

Anyway the target was Seo Mun-cheong not that rude polite woman.

“There will be a room with Korean paper written on it. “It’s the women’s lounge.”

“I’ll leave my friend to rest for a while.”

Cheong raised his bow and disappeared down the stairs and Mo Yong-juhui let out a suspicious sigh at the sight.

Is that really drunk?

You suddenly look fine?

But that was only for a short time.

This was because Cheong who had put the toilet bowl down and handed it to Sibi in the break room and asked him to take special care of it tripped on the last step and fell down.

ah. You’re drunk!

It seems like it’s an injection that doesn’t show it on the outside!

Mo Yong-juhui ran over with a big smile and pretended to be worried.

“oh!!! Preface Sojeo!!! are you okay!? like this! “I can’t believe you fell!!”

Cheong’s eyes narrowed.

This bitch was determined to embarrass me.

I pretended to be drunk at best but it seemed like it was in vain to get him to politely so I fell once and he was like wow that’s a drunk person and he doesn’t even care about his facial expression. Look at that. I’m very excited.

“iced coffee. “I’m fine.”

“I don’t think you’re okay? It was only five bottles and five bottles? You act like you like drinking so much but you shouldn’t tell Five Bottles that you’re going somewhere to drink. “He falls down like this even though he has five bottles and some kind of message.”

Now that I look at it it looks like he wasn’t managing his facial expressions on purpose.

Because it was a provocation that a drinker could never pass up.

Is this the same trick?

Should I drink more? Are you coming? Fool me once.

But what is this? Are you feeling fine after drinking five bottles? Was he also born with blood poison?

“I can’t take lightly what you just said. “This is a woman who has never lost to alcohol anywhere in Seomuncheong.”

“Like this. Me too. “Then would you like to decide in front of everyone who the best guest of Yongbong Branch is?”

“That’s what I have to say. great. Moyong Soje will you crawl back today?”

“Well who would crawl like a dog? Did you hear guys? Preface: Sojeo requested a drinking competition so I have to accept it. Isn’t it? “Go down there and tell them and ask them to prepare.”

It was a clever speech technique that subtly pushed the person who had requested a confrontation into the blue.

Cheong stuck out his tongue inwardly.

Hey I guess blacksmithing isn’t something that just anyone can do.

“Now wake up. It will take some time to prepare so you should drink more in the meantime right? “I’m sure you won’t leave because of the confrontation right?”

However what is accepted is accepted and what is offended is offended.

Cheong stretched out his hand in a prone position.

When Mo Yong-juhui grabbed the hand and pulled it Cheong threw it away with great force.

Twisted! Mo Yong Joo-hee who had been caught off guard fell to the floor without even a chance to do anything due to the incredible strength.