I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 189



[Episode 189] Yongbong Branch

She was a beautiful woman who appeared out of nowhere and immediately spewed out abusive language.

A truly turbulent premonition.

Cheong decided to watch for now.

Right now the new woman who appeared was just seen as a bad bitch but there might be a story between the two that Cheong didn’t know about.

Well it’s like they’re from hostile families or they’re enemies because they have unresolved grudges from the past.

Or it could be that Cheong just misunderstands by looking at the cross-section and that they are really close friends so instead of saying hello they just exchange swear words.

Why do some men when they become friends curse at each other just by looking at their faces and have fun accusing each other of being ugly?

Not only between men but also between women you can build deeper friendships by exchanging delicious swear words with each other.

And more than anything it looks like fun.

Things were getting interesting.

As the woman who appeared in the personal attack walked out confidently the women sitting at three tables on one side greeted her warmly.

At first glance it was clear that it was the woman’s gang.

Cheong looked around and dragged a plate of Joongwon’s fried snacks called Sachima in front of me.

It would be nice to have corn fried like snow but since there isn’t any in Jungwon yet I thought I’d have to eat something else and look around instead.

“That bitch Geomhwa…!”

Next to me the sound of Jinseol grinding his teeth.

Then it suddenly occurred to me but if it’s Geumyang Black Flower Moyong Joohee isn’t she the kid’s older sister?

Cheong unconsciously looked at the woman’s chest and then tilted his head.

hmm? There isn’t any?

Although it is small and simple it is clearly well-shaped so it is not enough to say that it does not exist at all.

As Cheong was thinking that Jinseol spoke in an angry tone.

“What are we going to do now?”

“What! lily! Are you angry? Oh my. I said I was sorry. People can see it wrong and only women who show off their bodies in a vulgar manner or wear such clothes wear them. I made a mistake because I was mistaken. “I’m so sorry.”

The skill of saying sorry and turning it around was not normal.

In this case it was easy to become a narrow-minded person if you got angry so it was a tactic to encourage you to get angry.

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Jinseol whose earlobes were stained red tried to calm her voice and respond.

“Yes people can make mistakes. “But I find it a bit perplexing that you find fault with my perfectly fine clothes.”

“Are you okay? ah! that’s right. Now that I think about it I guess it wasn’t a clothing issue. In front of me I saw courtesans with their solar plexus dug up and their bare breasts exposed so I guess I was mistaken. Oh I’m really sorry I misunderstood. But no one can tell.”

Wow it spins well.

Cheong chewed the snack with his heart pounding.

Until now the situation has been one-sidedly beaten by Jinseol Sojeo! Will Jinseol Soje be able to overturn this inferiority?

It was then.

“But the person next to me couldn’t see it…”

Suddenly Mo Yong-juhui looked at Cheong.

Even though it is beyond the cotton thread the denim is a top-class ultra-luxury product that allows you to freely see the outside.

Cheong was looking at him but they did not make eye contact so Mo Yong-juhui’s focus was lower than him.

“Oh my who are you? Did all the energy that should have gone to that person’s head go to the mid-stop? Or it looks like you’re harboring something inside yourself. Seeing how poor you are you shouldn’t be hiding the food from that little person’s banquet in your arms like that. “But who are you?”

The corners of Cheong’s mouth were split into long lines.

What is this? Look at this. Why did you come to me right away?

There was a presence there that couldn’t be hidden even without uniforms because there was a huge evil there that Mo Yong-juhui had never seen before.

However the Blue House does not know the circumstances.

Well there is no problem in doing something before the interruption.

Cheong was already well-endowed in that respect so he had the magnanimity to pass over such unsightly jealousy as pity.

But are you broke?

Cheong was wearing a priest’s uniform.

“oh. “What did you say just now?”

“Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend I just wanted to give you some advice. If you are coming to the Yongbong Branch you should come dressed properly. What the hell is that? Who on earth is like that? Oh sorry. Did you invite that woman? Lily is that you again?”

“How can someone be so rude…!”

As Gongsun Yaoye was about to get up Cheng stretched out his hand and stopped him.

At the same time he grabbed Dannan’s wrist and said.

“Because I’m fine. Yes you can’t damage your reputation any further here. And Nana put the poison bottle back in.”

“But that crazy girl…”

“That’s it.”

Cheong smiled coolly.

“That Soger? Excuse me could you speak a little louder? “I couldn’t hear you.”

“Oh my did you gain weight not only before your midterm but also in your ear canal? “Can’t you hear me?”

“That’s not it because sounds originally come from the heart so when someone without a heart speaks it’s hard to hear anything. “Sojeo keeps opening her mouth so I think she’s saying something but can you hear me?”

Jinseol suddenly came to his senses.

“no? “I was just thinking that it was really quiet.”

“As expected right? Are you sleepy over there? “Why do you keep yawning?”

“ha? “Do you know who you dare to argue with right now?”

“ah. right. I was just having an interesting conversation with Jean Sozer. Would you like to hear it? “I heard there was a Jungwon Jeil Market in the opening so I went to see it.”

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Cheong continued speaking jokingly.

“But it’s so small why not sell something that looks like a pouch filled with cotton? So I asked what this was used for and he said oh my goodness don’t be surprised. It is said that a woman without breasts puts them inside a veil and uses them to commit fraud. “Can you believe this?”

“Oh my! Is that really true!? I can’t believe it. “I can’t believe it.”

“Is that so? I was shocked that such a useless item existed. Where on earth is a woman without breasts? No if a woman has no breasts she is no different from a eunuch with her breasts cut off. “Isn’t that right?”

Then suddenly a rush of life came to me.

Not only Mo Yong Ju-hee alone but the entire gang of women gathered around him had venomous eyes in their eyes.

Ah the overall altitude of that faction is a bit low.

“Your mouth is pierced…”

“Oh why are you yawning with an angry expression? But what kind of person is Nauri the scary eunuch glaring at me over there? “Could you please introduce me?”

Jinseol thought for a moment.

I should accept it well but should I say I don’t know or should I pretend not to know and introduce myself?

But I didn’t have time to think about it so I decided to choose between the two.

“Oh that person is not a eunuch but Sojeo Mo Yong Ju-hee of the Mo Yong family.”

“Geumyang Sword Flower! Ah you are the famous Sword Painter of the Five Paintings of Wurim. “I thought you had a body that was very advantageous for swordsmanship.”

“Are you saying you have an advantage in swordsmanship?”

“If your body is light and thin like that you will definitely be able to extend your sword straight without getting caught. Just look at me if I do this my heart will be broken. “For no reason if a child is born like this he is born at a disadvantage as a swordsman.”

“iced coffee. “You must be so heartbroken.”

“So seeing someone with a body that is advantageous for swordsmanship like that makes me as a swordsman really not envious. Umm. is it so. “Even if it’s uncomfortable a woman must have ample arms.”

Cheong shot his horse.

Even Zhuge Yi-hyeon the most intelligent of muscle men is a vicious tongue who fails to hold back his exclamation.

Mo Yong Ju-hui’s face turned red.

“hey! you! Did you say everything!?”

“If you’re going to talk to me can you at least look at me and say it? “Why are you talking with your back turned?”

“under? what? Can’t you even see ahead? “Who is turning their back on you?”

“Are you standing forward now? It’s flat and doesn’t have any curves so I thought you were showing your back. But no matter who sees it they can’t help but think that’s behind the scenes right? How could a woman have a face as flat as a man? I see!”

Cheong then bowed his head.

“I’m really sorry. I didn’t know you were dressed as a woman. You must be imitating a woman for some reason. Because I’m a bit clueless. So you are a eunuch whose identity you have hidden? all right. “Can I call you Sojeo too?”

“Someone is dressing up as a woman!”

“is it so. You didn’t crossdress. That’s it. I have never noticed anything so you can rest assured. She is a woman whose mouth is as heavy as her breasts. “Because they have a light mouth they can argue with anyone be sarcastic and say vulgar things about being a courtesan and all that because they have no heart so only people with a light body and mind can do it.”

Jinseol soothed his cold stomach with tea.

Wow what a bitch. What is tongue?

If I had started a fight and turned him into an enemy I would have been in a lot of trouble.

It was almost pitiful for Geomhwa to be beaten up.

Actually I’m not pitiful.

I was struggling to calm the twitching corner of my mouth thinking “Oh it feels like drinking fruit tea with thin ice in the middle of summer.”

“Hey you you…!”

“hmm. It’s been a while since you dressed up as a woman. How about something like this? If you take off a beehive and stick it in your arms with a bowl like this wouldn’t the bees sting it and it would swell up a bit? Or alas. If punishment is a hassle how about hitting it with your palm? When you bruise your skin swells right? “If you cover it you can’t see the color anyway.”

“profit…!”

“ah! Fake tits! The product the merchant was selling was exactly what was used in these situations! It was not something a woman would use but a person who should be a woman! “They say everything that exists in the world has a reason but it really wasn’t something made in vain.”

Mo Yong Ju-hee couldn’t even answer and just huffed.

There were tears in the corners of my eyes.

“Can you please stop listening to what I say? It is said that when Nüwa created humans there was no gender so men and women were the same so later on to differentiate them he attached sheep to men and breasts to women. So if you want to imitate a woman the size of your breasts is very important…”

“hey! I can’t keep my mouth shut! “It’s a pierced mouth!”

“Oh so you’re saying the mouth should be open or closed? “Just as it is natural for a woman’s breasts to be convex isn’t it natural for her mouth to be open as well?”

“Everything I say is because someone with breasts wants to be born like this so I hate bitches with big breasts!”

“hmm. It’s not Sojeo’s fault that she has small breasts. But isn’t it Sojeo’s fault for being jealous and biting others because they don’t have any? “Did you know who I am and insult my uniform?”

“Hmph it’s such a shabby uniform.”

“My name is Seomuncheong and this is a robe that Seomunsurin Dogo the best woman among women personally made and gave to a named disciple. Are there any Taoist children in Moyong’s gang there? How is it distributed? “You’re not going to say hello even when you see an adult?”

At Cheong’s words the chairs fell down at the same time making a loud noise.

“Sanhye from Cheongsanpa is meeting you!”

“Sanyoung of the Cheongsan Sect is meeting you!”

“Greetings from Murin of the Mosan Sect!”

“Mayuran of Seongwolmun Gate is meeting you!”

“Changyang of the Xingshan Sect sends greetings!”

“okay. How can the children of Domun stay next to such a cruel child? “How heartbreaking it would be for the adults of the Samun Dynasty to find out.”

“Oh no!”

“Okay why don’t you stay somewhere else instead of being in an embarrassing position? “I’m not good at remembering people’s faces so if I don’t see them I quickly forget them.”

“yes! thank you!”

As the five people quickly left the place they hid their faces and ran downstairs.

Then Cheong stood crookedly with his arms crossed as if wondering what to do now.

For your information the Qing Dynasty has no history of linking arms after leaving the Wulin Dynasty. Because it’s uncomfortable.

However when I deliberately folded my arms and lifted them up from under the solar plexus their majesty was like the spirit of the rugged mountain Taesan.