I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 180
by Jessie@AFNCC
[Episode 180] Soon to be released
The three ancient capitals of China refer to Xi’an (Chang’an) and Luoyang (Liang).
At a time when primitive farming methods were everything they had something in common: they developed based on the productive capacity of the vast plains spanning Hebei-Hanam-Hubeuk-Honam.
When talking about openings the huge canal cannot be left out.
The canal reached the center of the city and if you took a boat in front of the government office it was the center of Chinese water transportation going north to Beijing east to Luoyang west to Xi’an and southwest to Hangzhou to the sea.
It is connected to three huge rivers in the central plains making it a vast waterway that connects with the Yellow River the Yangtze River and the Hoe River.
“hmm. Wake up now. “Go up and sleep.”
“Huh? no…”
Cheong answered without even opening his eyes in a half-asleep state.
“If you don’t like it why bother sleeping here? “I got a room so I didn’t sleep comfortably in the bed.”
“I want to sleep here…”
“hmm. Then you’ll have to stay in the carriage. “I am going.”
Without even realizing it I was Pang Daesan after casting You Live Here Mom Will Go Home.
If you think about it it can be said to be a fairly universal emotion of humanity.
“Goodbye… see you…”
However Cheong was also the truth among truths.
Peng Daesan stretched out his hand then immediately withdrew it and touched his chin with an embarrassed expression.
Even if you were a friend who didn’t know the differences between men and women you shouldn’t have behaved like that here.
Instead Paeng Daesan leaned his head close to Cheong’s ear and whispered with a characteristic low frequency.
“If you come to your senses wake up now.”
“Hi! Wow what is it “Sooreum.”
The effect was amazing.
It was so amazing that Cheong’s eyes widened and he immediately stood up narrowly dodging Paengdaesan and blocking the collision between the head of a man with precious beauty and the Daegaltong which was as strong as a 1000-year-old iron but actually contained nothing.
“Wow what a creepy thing. don’t do it. that.”
Cheong was rubbing his forearm in disgust.
This is what happens when a man’s grumpy voice suddenly penetrates your eardrums while you’re happily lying down in the rest of your sleep.
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“Hoo.”
Peng Daesan’s eyes were bright.
It was the flash of someone who had finally discovered the weakness of an obnoxious friend.
However for a moment he too had something to hide the sharp starlight of his eyes so he draped a large hat with a cotton thread at the end covering up the jade kirin’s gracious face.
The performance of the cotton yarn was not very good because it was an item that Paengdaesan had hurriedly obtained from a servant in the morning by giving him money.
A pleasant line could be seen at a glance in the lower part which was just made of cheap cotton yarn.
“What you decided to cover your face now? “You say you don’t cover it up because you’re proud?”
“I thought about it all night and realized that I was the only one suffering anyway. It’s a law that dirty people must avoid. I thought it might have been unpleasant to step on dirt while trying to go straight. “I asked a servant to get one for me.”
“okay. Good idea. That’s exactly right. “Okay so do I.”
Cheong turned over his cotton thread.
Paengdaesan who was watching this asked.
“Was that the original color?”
“huh. Choryeo washed it well. And the scent. I don’t think so but you are a heavenly woman. “He’s also very attentive.”
“Contrary to who else.”
“That’s because I am a man. And actually I can be a heavenly woman too right? “I’m not doing it.”
“That means it’s already been ruined.”
Then when he got off the carriage Cheong stretched out.
“Wow I’ve been running all night and I’m so tired. After all people should sleep at night and not do other things.”
Paengdaesan was dumbfounded and shot him.
“What were you doing in the carriage with your eyes closed? “If you don’t wake up once your face will be thick.”
“Hey sleeping in the car is invalid right? It doesn’t look like I slept at all. Hahahaha.”
Cheong yawned with open mouth.
A woman with a loud mouth is one of the representative conditions for an ugly woman in the central region so even making a yawning sound is taboo so she turns away and covers her mouth.
Of course Cheong doesn’t know and even if he does he’ll say that it doesn’t matter anyway since she’s not an ugly woman.
Paeng Daesan clicked his tongue at that manly arrogance.
“Let’s go and sleep and see you around lunch. “It is the second room from the end of the fourth floor and is marked with red pine.”
Paeng Daesan who was still sitting in the carriage said as he held on to the door that Cheong had opened wide.
“What is it mountain? “Where are you going?”
“Every cup was filled with customers so even though I paid more I could barely get enough. “Just stay in the carriage for a while and I’ll come pick you up around lunch so don’t get in trouble and just stay calm.”
Since the Moorim competition was right around the corner all the guests also made long-term reservations.
If I hadn’t covered my face I would have gone to the Murim Alliance’s Cheonmudae’s dorm and stayed there but now that I was running away with my identity hidden I didn’t even want to do that.
So he said he would sleep in the carriage parked in the stables.
“Why are you so uncomfortable in the carriage? I was short-thinking. There’s no way I could have paid attention to San’s personality. “I bet you stayed up all night wondering what was going to happen.”
“…I dozed off.”
“A tired person should sleep in bed. I must have slept a lot anyway. San sleeps in bed. “Don’t say things like men and women are different I’ll just sleep on the floor.”
“Sure.”
Peng Daesan said that and lightly jumped out of the carriage as if he had been waiting.
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The blue cotton thread tilted subtly.
“hmm?”
“Why are you doing that? ah. however.”
And Paeng Daesan’s translucent lips stretched out.
“There are two beds but I’m going to sleep on the floor. “After living as a beggar for so long you must be comfortable on the ground?”
“Oh are there separate beds? “But why do you say you sleep in a carriage?”
“Well I only have one room but the beds are separate so should I tell you to sleep together?”
“ah. That’s right. “You’re becoming a strange person.”
Cheong understood and thought at the same time.
So I could only find one room but I can’t say that I should share the same room so I guess he was waiting for me to say something.
What is this annoying bastard?
However the carriage owner is a mountain the person who owns the room is a mountain and the money spent on it is also a mountain.
So what can I do?
Say this and that to the topic of being a bitch.
No.
I was just going to play with Choryeo and Jun at the manor and come back slowly but I just came with him because I felt sorry for San who had no friends.
Therefore Cheong had the right to confidently ask for anything on this release trip.
If you listen to the mountain you will retort that you were just begging for attention when you were in Luoyang or when you went to Hwasan.
Paengdaesan slept soundly until he was done.
It was natural since I spent the night without sleep while guarding the carriage last night.
And then I was a little surprised because Cheong was sleeping again in the bed on the other side.
You wake up go to sleep in the carriage then wake up go back to the guesthouse and sleep again?
If I leave it to you will you be able to sleep all day past 12 o’clock?
It was only this year that I caught up with Cheong’s martial arts skills which was such a laziness and I felt a sense of self-destruction.
After that I woke him up fed him lunch and immediately piled up snacks in front of him and then he threw them all away and asked questions.
“So what do you do now? What is famous here? “Isn’t there something to see?”
“Can you please just ask one question at a time? First go to the village and say hello to the Lord. If you hide your face you don’t have to give it to me. I like it. “Maybe I should have covered my face a long time ago.”
“Look. “It’s easier to cover up.”
“It hurts my face a little bit.”
Hat hats that cover the face like this are commonly seen in the central region.
Since it was mostly worn by boatmen/coachmen it can be said to be a functional garment that shades the sun when the sun rises blocks the rain when it rains and the cotton yarn wrapped around it blocks spray/dust.
However since the perception of boatmen and coachmen was very poor it was a lowly item for a high-ranking master to do.
“What are you talking about? “It’s not like anyone will notice anyway so why lose face?”
“hmm? Is that so? “That makes sense.”
“So what do you do now? “I’m going to die of boredom if I just keep lying down.”
“There are two famous Buddhist pagodas in Gaebong. One is high and one is low. Also there is the largest market in the central region. And of course you may not be interested but there are shrines dedicated to King Wu and Queen Jangryang Pocheongcheon.”
If Zhuge Yi-hyeon had been around he would have poured out all the stories related to him but Paeng Daesan tended to provide only the bare minimum of information.
Two towers. High and low.
Aren’t you interested in a shrine anyway?
And the largest market in Jungwon.
“hmm? Pocheongcheon? “Where do you think I’ve heard this before?”
Then Peng Daesan’s eyes trembled.
“I told you four people but you only know one name? How about Pocheongcheon?”
“I actually don’t know. Pocheongcheon? Are you a dancer? Anyway it’s a shrine so there’s nothing to see. And if it’s a Buddhist pagoda isn’t it a temple? “How tall and big will it be?”
The pagoda that Cheong thought was engraved on the National Treasure No. 1 10-won coin.
No matter how tall the pagoda is it is two times the height of a person.
There was a time when I thought…
“Wow. “That’s so high.”
After eating a large late lunch Cheong could not contain his admiration as he encountered the brick tower towering high in the sky at a temple called Gaebosa.
Of course you can’t help but be surprised when you see the tower which is 18 feet high and 13 stories high made of bricks.
The name of the iron tower is iron tower.
It is not made of iron but the bricks are dull and the color of iron so it is called an iron tower.
“I’ve seen the high so I don’t have to look at the low right? Shall we go to the market? “When you think of a market it’s a street snack.”
“Do you eat like that and then go back in?”
“Actually there aren’t many seats. So let’s walk. After digesting it as much as possible you should carefully select and eat it. You should have told me before lunch. “I must have deceived you well.”
“earthly. “You have a knack for keeping me speechless.”
“If you sharpen and polish anything wouldn’t it be talent?”
Since there was no way to lose even one word responding to him would have been an endless series of random words.
So Paeng Daesan kept his mouth shut at this point.
However just because Paeng Daesan keeps his mouth shut does not mean Cheong follows suit.
Before I left the country I wasn’t the type to talk a lot but in fact I tended to listen rather than talk.
However what is the friend culture like especially in China when people live abroad?
There are levels of friends and you move up the ranks in strictly established steps starting from acquaintances.
They even notified us when the level increased.
‘I have decided to consider you a close friend from today onwards.’
This phrase commonly used in Chinese cuisine does not mean that they were not considered close friends before that.
If a person is resentful of food he or she will overeat. If he or she lives in loneliness just to survive he or she is afraid of silence and cannot stand the sound of silence.
“oh. What is that? “You packed rice in the grass?”
“It’s a smuggling ring. “It’s rice dipped in honey.”
“Why do you add honey to rice? “I don’t think it would taste good.”
“Honey is expensive so I usually add boiled fruit.”
“Ugh.”
“Don’t you like sweets?”
“Rice and sweets are different right? The two should not be combined. Just as sweet things are sweet rice is salty spicy sweet hmm? Can I wear it? What are some sweet foods? Braised ribs? “Oh I want to eat braised ribs.”
“You say anything with your mouth open.”
“under. Isn’t friendship originally something that blossoms through conversation? good. I close my mouth. “Don’t be surprised by the sudden silence.”
And then Cheong truly shut his mouth.
Paeng Daesan wasn’t the type to talk first so the two of them just walked around the market.
Suddenly I realized that Pengdaesan Mountain felt very unfamiliar.
Isn’t it very comfortable to just wear a hat to cover your face and not have women following you around?
I felt stupid for thinking that hiding and hiding my identity was somehow like running away from the pressure.
“Ah mountain. What is that again? “It’s a little creepy isn’t it?”
“It’s a chicken head.”
“What is it chicken head again? Who the hell is this place that eats chickens all the way down to their heads? “It doesn’t discriminate between men and women.”
“…? Then should I throw it away?”
Chicken head along with duck neck is a representative Chinese snack.
However chicken heads were too much for him so after much deliberation Cheong finally chose a well-roasted duck neck.
Cheong’s voice was empty again as he was eating duck neck yum yum.
They say you can tell whether they are Chinese or a barbarian just by looking at them eating duck neck.
When eating a duck neck you tear off the flesh cut off the bone roll it in your mouth eat it cleanly without even the slightest bit of flesh suck out the bone marrow rip it out and throw it on the ground.
After five years in Cheongdo Jungwon it could be said that he had become a Jungwon person.
It was at a time when Cheong was picking metallurgy and metallurgy and looking around at all the things in the central plains that had come by water transport.
Suddenly Cheong’s left hand stretched out to the left and grabbed a man’s wrist.
The feeling of bones being broken apart comes from the palm of my hand and I’m like wow that’s it.
You haven’t seen blood in quite some time.
“Ahh!”
Only the man’s desperate screams rang out.
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