I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 177



[Episode 177] Do you know this beggar?

Jo Hak-che who proudly guarded the alley against the women was astonished.

This was because Paeng Daesan appeared holding Cheong in his arms.

Of course the women screamed too.

“Little brother? How can you embrace it so preciously? Was it that good?”

Paeng Daesan smiled and answered.

In fact it was not Johakche but it was a message to listen to the women who cried out in tears.

The people of the Qing hometown and the deceased leader of a certain country would not have been this sad.

“It was absolute paradise. Now that I realize it dirty smelly beggar bitches are just what I like. “I’m going to stay in a room like this and enjoy it all night so if he says he likes it I think I’ll take him in as my wife.”

Cheong pretended to be shy burying his face and whispering close to his ear.

-what? Dirty and smelly bitch? Some people may not be able to wash their clothes but there is no reason to think like this.

Paeng Daesan pretended not to hear.

Hell descended in the center of the city as the amazing walls of Paengdaesan were revealed.

It was mainly auditory.

If the cries screams complaints and evil sounds of sinners suffering from eternal burning are gathered together it will be the same as the sounds heard right here and now.

Among the many people who fainted there some were so severely shocked that they even showed symptoms like epilepsy patients.

As I enjoyed hearing seeing and feeling Peng Daesan’s screams and falling shape a heartfelt and refreshing smile appeared on my face.

It was an extremely exhilarating sight washing away some of my lifelong resentment.

Jo Hak-che seeing that reassuring smile licked his lips.

“Then there’s nothing we can do. He couldn’t be a mean older brother who covets his successor. hmm. Have a good time. As for Soju it’s his first time so he may have been clumsy but if you teach him he will follow what you teach him so don’t feel frustrated and have a good time! “This bastard is trying to kick his brother!?”

“Stop talking nonsense. please.”

Cheong’s eyes flashed.

How can I bear it after hearing this?

-aha. Are you a male bachelor? Our San was a very pure San? Oh San-i who kept his chastity. Very complimentary. It’s cool. It’s the best. Net settlement Okay should we change the nickname from now on? What about chastity shoes? Is this too explicit? Then Dongshindo? Blue and white believers too? Pure believer?

Paeng Daesan gritted his teeth at him.

A deep regret came over me later.

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That’s right she was this kind of woman.

Why did you hold on to this and bring this shame on yourself when you could have just asked to meet at the martial arts competition later?

-If you don’t like Shinto then Doshin? Well it seems like a bit of a gamble so shall we take it as a gamble? King of purity? King of Dongjado? King of Blue and White Island? King of purity? Just tell me and I will shout it out so loudly that I will give you a cool star title.

“Stop it.”

– Then it flowed. I put down my voice again. Okay should I add bass as well? Pure bass Pangdaesan bass oh bass isn’t it good?

Paengdaesan continued to grind steadily.

After that I went through the chaotic atmosphere and entered the room.

I soaked the towel in the paengdaesan and guest cup in hot water took it out and roughly squeezed out the water.

Cheong rubbed his face with a wet towel until it made a loud noise then threw it into the waste collection bin and picked up the next towel.

The original order of bathing is this: first wet a towel wash off some dirt and then soak in the bathtub.

“Wow it’s refreshing. When does the bath water come? Wow my heart is pounding as I think about taking a bath after such a long time. “I can’t get enough of this taste.”

“What kind of bullshit is that?”

“Why don’t you wash it and then it’s really amazing when you wash it? Especially when I wash my hair. It’s stuffy but if you pour some hot water on it lather it up and gently scratch your scalp it’s just okay. At that moment the strength in my legs was completely released and a tingling sensation came up from behind my knees. Wow there is no need for a man and a woman to engage in that pleasure. “I’m very satisfied as long as I wash it once a month.”

“…What kind of bullshit do you say that you don’t usually wash away?”

“If you have a chance to wash do you?”

However it meant that if you don’t have the opportunity you don’t bother to make it and wash it.

It was confidential information that I did not want to know at all.

Peng Daesan frowned.

“I don’t understand. Can a person sleep without washing up? “It’s absolutely terrifying to think that even the bed gets dirty.”

“Well since San is a master he must have always had a chance to wash up. “And if I can stand near a well just take off my top and cover the bottom and pour water on it I’ll do that.”

Cheong said and continued to play with his hands.

The employee who saw the flower beggar piled up a mountain of towels.

After wiping my hands my arms my feet and my neck the dirty towels flew out and piled up in the collection bin.

“ah. I’m going to wipe my torso now so can you turn around? No shall I turn?”

“I will take care of it.”

Paeng Daesan turned his chair and sat facing the wall.

And then in my ears I heard the sound of fabric grazing and escaping.

In Cheong’s hometown a poet described this as the sound of falling snow and in fact for a man there is no other sound in the world more obscene than this.

For your reference in Jungwon there is no other media like in modern times so the only collection is aesthetically pleasing and not at all provocative.

Peng Daesan’s face turned red.

However upon hearing the sound that followed he quickly regained his original complexion.

“Wow it really is out of this world. It’s completely out of this world. It’s amazing. It’s delicious. “I live for this taste.”

“How on earth does that sound like a middle-aged person…”

“I have to do this to feel better right? So what sound does the mountain make? “You’re not going to say that my face reflected in the water’s surface is art again today are you?”

“It doesn’t make any noise.”

“Oh it’s not fun.”

At the same time Peng Daesan thought.

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What on earth is this tension-free conversation?

How can you be in a room with a man and not show any signs of being upset and just sit with your back turned and chat so comfortably?

Even Paengdaesan knows the reason.

They don’t think of this guy as a guy at all so they probably think it’s completely harmless.

In fact thanks to that I got to hang out with Cheong.

If Cheong had shown even the slightest hint of love he would have been disgusted and taken it off.

Anyway that’s true.

How can there be no sense of crisis?

How on earth can you trust a man in such a tough world and take off all your clothes in one room?

It doesn’t matter because Paeng Dae-san herself is a close friend of the same sex who is a pseudo-woman and honorary man who doesn’t look like that woman anyway and has become a close friend through pure friendship without the slightest emotion.

Do you just trust anyone when you call them friends?

Yeah something like Geomchi.

Paeng Dae-san didn’t know that he had a stiff expression on his face.

If Peng Cho-ryeo saw it it would be the look on his face that made him ask why my younger brother was so angry.

“Do you usually take off your clothes like that?”

“uh? Isn’t that usually the case when you’re at the priestess’ gate? “If I wear something to sleep it’s uncomfortable and I can’t sleep.”

This was the answer of Cheong who wore beggar clothes and slept all day long.

Paengdaesan was dumbfounded.

What kind of answer is this?

However since the Shinnyeomun is a conduit for wealthy men I wonder why women would be reluctant to show their bodies to each other.

But what do you think is uncomfortable to wear when sleeping? Then when you sleep…

Suddenly Cheong’s frustrated voice intervened.

“What is it but why are you lowering your voice?”

“I didn’t install it.”

“He looked a little put down.”

“no.”

“weird. It was definitely lowered by about a semitone. ”

After that Paeng Daesan looked at the wall and smiled a very twisted smile.

“If I turn back now will I be able to see everything?”

“Why are you so grumpy all of a sudden? Even if I did something wrong the rumor that stuck with that beggar is because you like it too. I was a bit clueless. I’m really sorry…”

Cheong handed out an apology sullenly.

If I’m wronged I won’t put up with it but if I’m sorry I’m just sorry and that’s because I have an honest and straightforward personality.

At that Paengdaesan’s spirit came to his senses.

“You can’t even tell jokes?”

“What was this a joke? It doesn’t seem like a joke because it stings. I take it as a joke too. mountain! Do you want to see my body? Have you now opened your eyes to the mystery of the female body? Shall I show you?”

“I’m not saying that as a joke. “Where on earth did you learn such stupid jokes?”

Paengdaesan looked down again.

Cheong answered as if he wouldn’t be fooled this time.

“I can’t get this right. If you walk and turn around you will see a picture of a person wrapped in a blanket. So if you’re going to turn around give advance notice and count the numbers. “Don’t you think I should give you time to put on a blanket?”

Peng Daesan looked at the wall and sighed.

—-

It was April with spring in full swing.

However the spring of Seongmun Wijol Mr. Wang was cold because of Mr. Cho who came to work with him.

“Damn you. My head still hurts because of you. “I wish I could have a glass of takju.”

“The guy who was fooled is an asshole. Why would a flower beggar continue to be a beggar after receiving such payment? “Buy a stoma and then cheat on your wife.”

“I heard you were tricked and beaten up too? Mr. Oh is all blown.”

“Hmm. Still it’s better than that bastard Oh.”

Mr. Oh went to see the flower beggar with just 20 won and came out with four blows asking if he was trying to buy me with this.

Even after getting hit once I dipped into the nether and came out.

Because I got hit four times I missed work for a week and lost more than half of my monthly salary for the next month.

Military law was strict so if you were absent from work you had to pay not only one day’s wages but also a fine of one and a half times more.

“Oh look over there. “Isn’t that a flower beggar?”

“The flower beggar said he slept with Jade Kirin yesterday. Why are you outside? But that height and those tits. Three swords. “Aren’t you a flower beggar?”

After the sword thief Cheong wrapped the twin swords and Boksinjeok in a dirty cloth.

To others it looked like three swords.

“Are you coming? It took well. “If you strip me naked and make me stand there all day… you’re not a beggar.”

“Ome you’re a fairy you’re a fairy.”

As the Qing got closer the officials changed their words.

Even though she is a world-class person who appears in Seonnyeodo she was gentle and exuded elegance in all her movements as she performed the Seomun Surin-style beauty routine.

Cheong who was trying to pass through the castle gate with such a graceful gait made eye contact with the eyes of others who were following him with a completely mesmerized expression.

Cheong slightly bowed his head in greeting and walked inside.

Mr. Wang who had been standing there in despair for a while suddenly leaned his spear against the castle gate.

“What where are you going?”

“In the back. It won’t work. When beauty catches your eye you should take a step back. What the hey! Mr. Cho!”

“Haha I’m first haha!”

It was the moment when Seo Mun-cheong a foreign affairs minister made her first (official) visit to Jangwon City.