I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 172



[Episode 172] Do you know this beggar?

“Why do you look like a flower? You are a flower beggar. “Are you dissatisfied?”

“But you’re fat…”

“hey. Peonies are flowers and lotuses are flowers too right? “Isn’t it a flower just because it’s big?”

“But those two are pretty….”

“Very well I say what I have to say. Yes you are good. it’s okay. Now go. “No you’re not a beggar you’re going to sleep.”

“oh. Uh um. Then they say well pumpkin flowers or pumpkin flowers are pretty to look at but why not just pumpkins? Or bitter gourd or cucumber!”

Mo Yongjun rolled on the ground again.

I didn’t even know that my expensive silk clothes were covered in dirt.

Cheong’s personal theory is that little children are of the nature of the earth anyway so they live by digging in the dirt so they can roll around a bit.

It was much weaker than before so it wasn’t even to the point of daring to give it the almighty name ‘nuclear’. It was just a third-rate attack.

But if you get hit again it hurts even more.

Mo Yong-jun who had been rolling around for a while seemed to be feeling unfair this time and gave a look full of betrayal with teardrop-filled eyes.

“Why why?”

“I told you not to say anything bad.”

“But the beggar sister also said that my father was right. People with their faces covered-”

“That’s it. Do you like it when I call you the guy who peed on the bed? So you didn’t pee on the blanket? “Not once so far?”

“ah.”

“What do you know? it’s okay. “Beggar sister is sleeping.”

Cheong then lay down completely.

Then Mo Yong-jun stood awkwardly and gently rubbed only the top of his head.

“That beggar sister. Isn’t it uncomfortable to sleep here? “It’s not my house. It’s not my house. Why don’t you go to the fire gate and sleep?”

One way or another the kid is good.

Cheong answered while lying down.

“You have to think about the people at Sohwamun. “Wouldn’t you like it if you took a beggar with you?”

“ah.”

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“It’s done. It’s late at night so don’t walk around alone hmm? what? “What time is it now?”

Cheong lay down and looked at the sky.

Judging from the location where the clear moon shines softly if we roughly translate it to modern it is 3 in the morning when a person’s sensitivity is at its peak and people send a text message without even realizing it.

“Why is your precious master wandering around alone in the middle of the night? “It’s dangerous.”

“ah. You’re not alone. I came with the warrior Nok who escorted me. “Nok Musa?”

“Kruk.”

Suddenly I heard the sound of phlegm boiling so I looked over and saw a man in black looking in the direction under the shade of the wall.

It seems like he has hidden his strength so I don’t know his level but I know other information so his bad karma was in the early 200s.

I didn’t notice anything at all.

But what kind of bad guy is this?

Cheong was on close alert.

Then the Nok guard waved his hand as if to reassure Cheong and as Cheong was quiet he suddenly remembered his grandfather.

Yes there might be someone else like you.

Not only is he confident and persistent but he also listens well and is cute.

If he had come out in modern times Mo Yong-jun would have made a lot of money as a child actor with the best beauty among the nation’s younger brothers.

Wait a minute so you’re saying you were listening to all the gender equality training I did?

Why did you leave it alone?

Did you think it was something Ahjun needed to hear?

Well no adult with common sense can stop my informative lecture.

But you wouldn’t suddenly punish yourself for loving someone who risked breaking your heart right?

“Warrior Nok said he injured his neck before.”

“hmm. You must be worried about your family. It’s late at night so come on in. Even if you don’t sleep all night warrior Nok will be sleepy.”

“Warrior Nok is always awake at night. “During the day warrior Baek protects us.”

“You always have a way out….”

Cheong lay down on his bed and muttered.

I am already awake and my mind is clear.

Even though I tried to force myself to sleep here it was only a short nap and I woke up with a headache.

Since it’s night anyway there’s nothing to do so I’ll just have to do some martial arts training.

“I’m going to practice now. So if you’ve done all your business go back and sleep. “If you sleep at night you will grow taller.”

“Didn’t you sleep too much beggar sister?”

“What are you? When I was young it was a virtue for a child to sleep just an hour and a half a day. “If you sleep any more than that you won’t be a big person.”

Fuck Samdang Entertainment.

Some kid said something like that.

For reference Samdang Orak was a bad practice in the harsh Korean college entrance exam culture where if you sleep for three hours you will pass and if you sleep for five hours you will fail.

“ah! My father was like that too. “Two hours of sleep is enough so if you can’t sleep there’s no need to force yourself to sleep so if you’re bored just practice.”

“So you’re walking around now…?”

It was a father whose father I could not tell whether he was strict or not.

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However since the child does not show any sign of rejection while talking about his father there is no doubt that he is a father who gives him lots of love.

“Then train with me. “I’m stronger than Sega’s warriors!”

“This body does not mix swords with the best. “How about working a little harder?”

“It would be good if we worked hard together…”

Cheong snorted with laughter.

“Okay let’s practice. “There is still some training left…”

—-

Mo Yong-jun’s father’s words that two hours of sleep is enough are roughly true.

For experts who have achieved a complete transformation two examinations a day are enough.

And this was the case for those who possessed new skills that were excellent at relieving mental fatigue.

Cheong falls into both categories but he just likes to sleep so for a master he tends to sleep a lot.

In any case Cheong’s routine remained the same.

I was lazy during the day ate a big dinner lay down hugged my big stomach and took a nap after the meal. When I came to I swung a knife in the middle of the night.

There is a high probability that Mo Yong-jun will show up at night and spar and hang out with you.

And there was a low probability that Mo Yong-jun would appear during the day and disturb his sleep and be a nuisance.

“What? I have to sleep.”

“They say an hour and a half is enough….”

“I couldn’t sleep then so I’m filling it up now. But do you know that person?”

Cheong pointed to a man on the other side who was glaring at Cheong as if he were an enemy.

“ah. “This is warrior Baek.”

“But why is he staring at me like that? “Did I do something wrong?”

“That’s not it. When Master Baek said that he should apologize to the beggar sister for calling her a dirty whore he said so. I’m sorry that our warrior is a bad adult. “I will apologize instead.”

“Oh my. How. He’s kind too. Okay just grow up like this. “The future of the political faction Moorim is bright.”

Cheong stroked Mo Yongjun’s head.

Isn’t that why the white warrior puts his hand on the handle of the sword on his waist?

What are you going to do? Are you going to pick it?

When Cheong sneered as if he was showing off the guy’s expression changed to that of someone who bitten a bug.

A green warrior with a high level of bad karma would sometimes be found and greet him with a nod when they made eye contact but in reality that bastard with good karma was a very spoiled bastard.

He seems like a guy who says things he can’t say to a child.

So sometimes when the little boy appeared during the day I deliberately joined in to make fun of Baek Musa.

Time passed so quickly again.

Basically if there is nothing special and your daily life is regular and not particularly difficult time passes quickly.

However as I got older I got used to the world and there were less and less special things to do which was why time passed quickly as an adult.

Spring is slowly coming and clothes are getting hot.

It was hot during the day and cool at night so through rigorous training I ripped open the seams of the cold-resistant fabric and removed all the cotton.

Since these are clothes that are going to be thrown away anyway you can just dispose of them.

“Beggar sister? Have you lost weight? suddenly?”

“It was because the clothes were thick. hmm. But where are you looking? “Is this the resurrection of the dream tree?”

“oh. sorry. It’s amazing… isn’t it heavy?”

“It’s heavy. However don’t show it openly others will criticize you. Take a glance. A glance. “I pretend not to see.”

Thanks to Tang Nan-ah Cheong was able to properly distinguish between sinister gazes.

The eyes were not the dark lustful eyes of a Tang Nan-ah but instead sparkled with the curiosity of a real child.

Because novelty doesn’t last long anyway.

And in reality after a few days Mo Yongjun quickly lost interest and stopped glancing.

However the other cubs were a bit of a problem.

“Even if you cover your face your body is fine. Yes if you can’t see it just cover it. “Where did you set up the roof?”

“ah. “Would you please come this way?”

Jeongbung refers to a nail warehouse.

It means a place where you drive it in like a nail and then take it out so the people of Jungwon make a very funny pun.

Baek Musa’s statement that all female beggars are dirty whores should not be said to a child but if you consider whether it is true or false it is true.

When I lay down on the street and glance I can’t see the face because it’s covered anyway.

But wow the lines the body draws! oh my god! Oh no! How can you do that! So along with the man’s lustful feelings other things were bound to come out.

Cheong who had moved to an inconspicuous place in a back alley bombarded the top of the man’s head who was already untying his pants with a nuclear weapon.

Bah!

At the moment of impact I almost had the illusion of my head being crushed into a concave shape.

It was the Cheonsinjijang (Stand of God) of the final five the complete destruction of the Western Surin style with the meaning of punishment rather than admonition.

“How can an innocent bastard come out in broad daylight?”

“Ahh! “I’m dying!”

“I didn’t kill you so come to your senses. This is what happens if you giggle carelessly. Algan?”

“This crazy beggar bitch wants to die. You are strong in martial arts. “Please tell me in advance…”

What was once a rock turned into finely ground powder in Cheong’s hands and scattered away.

The man who was about to scream calmed down.

“ruler. Didn’t you learn a big lesson in life that if you try to be a dick anywhere you can end up being a real dick? “Leave the tuition and go.”

“Yes sir. “I’ll leave it here.”

“Are you coming?”

So thought Cheong who dropped three canes on the same day.

At this rate the rumor will spread that there is a vicious female beggar right? You won’t bother me right?

Cheong’s thoughts were short.

There is no way such a rumor would spread.

How can a man say that he was beaten by a beggar and even by a female beggar and even paid a fortune for his tuition before running away?

In fact the rumor was the opposite.

‘What you said you got your share today? Why don’t you have money? ‘You said you were going to take a hit and then change your words?’

‘No that’s a bit of a warning to that female beggar over there.’

‘Are you a woman? That bastard is so fucking bad. Isn’t twenty doors enough? You robbed a hermit? ‘Did you get beaten up and robbed?’

‘No that’s not it. Oh yeah I was so impressed that I shot him because he was so good.’

‘hmm? That much? Should I go too?’

‘Oh what about that? okay. You should definitely go too. You really have to experience that at least once in your life. ‘I really almost went to paradise but I only went there for a short time.’

This is because men who suddenly lost money in their hands avoided questioning in a roughly similar fashion.

There is also a childish mentality that I cannot be the only one who suffers.

So ten days later in mid-April when the flowers were in full bloom and spring was glorious the money that Cheong had earned only from tuition was a purse full of silver pens and coins.

“What kind of bastard’s town is in trouble? Aren’t there even rumors going around? Or do you come because you want to be beaten? “Sunspot is also quiet so should I stop acting like a beggar?”

Cheong grumbled after creating a large garden on another guy’s head.

Anyway maybe it’s because it’s spring.

Everyone goes outside and enjoys the sun.

It’s very crowded.

When Cheong sold out he lay down comfortably and watched people.

Then Cheong suddenly felt a sense of discomfort and tilted his head.

Wow. Were there so many women in this city?