I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 171



[Episode 171] Do you know this beggar?

“Shouldn’t you have woken him up?”

“But since you’re sleeping…”

“I wasn’t sleeping I was just lying down.”

“Okay then now-”

“for a moment! Stop sexual harassment! Stop sexual violence!”

Cheong said resolutely showing his palm.

This was a miraculous solution that solved all problems at once including stopping the bad behavior of the other party in Qing’s hometown and at the same time the bully shed tears of repentance and reformed and suddenly realized the joy of friendship helping each other to study hard.

It was invented by great officials of the Korean people. Among the great results that were miracles in themselves there was also a mysterious object called the Laughing Bell which bursts out laughing in happiness when the bell is rung.

Lady gender equality education hasn’t been organized yet.

I thought you would come a few days later. Did you think you would come suddenly at night?

When was the last time I heard that?

It was before the release so it was five years ago.

What I remember is…

Now that I think about it I know what attitude I shouldn’t have.

Don’t treat the audience like sex offenders.

“hmm. I’ll return this for now so the story about the chest ends here. “Okay?”

“oh. yes…”

Here again should I say that it is not childlike to accept something without making a fuss?

I think I’m listening well.

“And you just sit here. “I’ll tell you a story about my brother.”

“Was it your brother?”

“Hyung also means older brother.”

“ah…”

Mo Yongjun sat down with his butt on the ground.

“Let’s first diagnose. So hasn’t anyone taught you what to say and what not to say to others? Is the basic education of the five generations poor? “What do you teach at Sega?”

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Even Tangnan knows what not to say.

I know but I tend to just do whatever I want and then if it becomes a problem I just move on with a good apology.

Now that I think about it this kid at least asked Dannan he really massaged me secretly.

There was a real sex offender.

“It’s martial arts!”

“hmm. and?”

Then Mo Yongjun made an expression as if he was learning something else besides swordsmanship.

“How old is our little one?”

“Nine years old!”

“But didn’t you learn anything other than swordsmanship?”

“yes! I am Sega’s hope! They say you just have to study martial arts diligently. And martial arts are fun!”

I saw him flying in the daytime using the Divine Law so he was so skilled that it was hard to believe that he was nine years old.

Maybe they’re martial arts geniuses or martial arts prodigies or something like that but we should still teach them some basic common sense.

Targeted at adults in Gangho. It was the opinion of a powerful government on the work of a person with the least common sense in the world.

But it wasn’t anything surprising.

Even in Cheong’s hometown there are one or two parents who don’t even care about their child’s behavior as long as he gets good grades.

I just thought it would get better as I got older.

They say everything can be solved if you get good grades but is there any way you can get better as you get older?

It was as if they were happy about their child’s report card without even knowing that they were preparing to receive a Goryeo award in their old age.

“okay. Just listen to it first. “There is a thing called chastity in the world…”

The government conducted its own Chinese-style gender equality education.

The Blue House is not so ignorant as to suddenly teach complete gender equality in the Central Powers.

However Seomun Surin’s radical ideas – in fact they were radical even in the Central Plains but in modern terms they were no different from common sense so I completely agreed with them.

If a woman shows her bare feet it is the same as losing her chastity so she can be beaten and kicked out as grounds for divorce. This was exactly the level of neutralization in primitive and ancient times.

(It is no different from the West in terms of times beyond China)

Mo Yong-jun’s expression which was curious at first as to what was being said gradually became more tearful.

“…So if it weren’t for me with a big heart our little boy would have done something so bad that he wouldn’t have anything to say even if he got stabbed to death. “Okay?”

“uh. “Then did I do something wrong…?”

“okay. “If I did something wrong what should I do?”

“this…”

The child held out the gold coin that he had returned earlier with his cute hands.

Look at your hands! What kind of half of me is this!

Adding four would fit me just fine! oh my god!

But cute things are cute and disgusting things are disgusting.

As an adult with common sense Cheong had a duty to teach him the sternness that there are people in the world whom cuteness does not resonate with.

Sigh!

It was the cheerful sound of porridge hitting each other.

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“Ahh!”

As a matter of course Mo Yongjun held his head and rolled on the ground.

There is no need for Shaolin monks to learn martial arts such as the Seventy-Two Shaolin Masters in order to guide the wicked.

To reform evildoers the radioactive fist bombing technique of the Surin Symbol is enough so this time-honored method should be widely spread throughout the martial arts world.

“Oh it hurts….”

Mo Yongjun placed a large bell on each eye.

“If you did something wrong you should first apologize. Showing off gold is next. Do you understand?”

“Yes… but isn’t that beggar sister bleeding?”

That was exactly the reaction someone would have given.

I know the pain.

Cheong said suppressing laughter.

“Stop rubbing because it won’t bleed. And remember that pain. My heart ached that much too. What on earth is a dirty whore in your first meeting? Yes it was dirty because I was a beggar. What is a whore though? “Do you know what prostitute means?”

“A person who will do anything for money….”

“Dang. Wrong. Ignorance is no excuse. You can’t try to understand it on your own. “You should have checked with an adult before that.”

“Yes… then the beggar sister is an adult right?”

It was a request to let me know.

“cancer. There is no other adult as great as me. hmm. “There are good words and bad words in the world…”

The office implemented an eye-level education tailored to the older children.

It was childish to the point of saying you shouldn’t say bad things because it will hurt the listener.

However it was also a valuable education that no one else had given to Mo Yong-jun.

It wasn’t because the people of the Moyong family were mean.

There was a genius in the family who was certain to be the best person in the world in the future so he was excited to absorb character and martial arts as taught so he took turns teaching them all day long.

Later I want to say ahem that I taught the best person in the world.

Thanks to this it was a disaster that occurred because you and I all thought that someone other than me would teach common sense.

“…So you shouldn’t use words like that.”

“But adults are already using it.”

Cheong was speechless for a moment.

Hey. This is why it’s called a mirror and all.

Of course since they didn’t know that the kid was eavesdropping the Sega guys must have been talking too.

Is that damn secret passage the problem?

“hmm. However adults already know that it is a bad word and use it.”

“Then it’s a bad thing.”

“okay. that’s right. Instead if a problem arises you are responsible for it. hmm. okay.”

The child was too young to teach him his responsibilities.

There has never been a time in Jianghu where Qing and I thought things through so carefully so if Xi Wen Shu-lin had seen him he would have praised him and said that he had already become a great teacher.

“They say they are bad adults. So does our little boy want to become a bad adult too? “Will the little boy become a bad adult too?”

“Um… I don’t think so.”

“okay. “He’s nice.”

Cheong stroked Mo Yongjun’s head.

It would have been better if my hands weren’t so dirty.

Hmm the top of my head is a little convex.

Was the force a little too much?

“But there it is…”

“huh. why?”

“I mean breasts.”

hmm. But this kid is a bit stubborn.

But the words that followed were pitiful.

“Then I have no way at all? I can’t do it because I don’t have a mother. Also since I’m not married I don’t have a wife. “If you don’t do it to other people it’s a bad thing so if you don’t do it…”

“It’s unfortunate but yes.”

“That’s not fair…”

It sounds pitiful but it’s true.

But how should I say this?

Isn’t it possible for a rich boy to spout such outrageous remarks as he is talking about being lucky when he was born with the best spoon in his mouth?

“hmm. Do you have no mother at all? Why is the lady talking like this? Don’t you have another mother? If you’re from a rich family don’t you have multiple mothers? Oh yes Nanny! “Aren’t you going to have a nanny?”

“Because you became that aunt….”

Did the nanny and uncle see eye to eye?

Cheong thought it was simple but in reality it was a bit complicated.

A nanny was roughly the equivalent of an honorary wife so she was not a servant and she was no different from a family member just because her name was not included in the genealogy.

Neither Cheong nor Mo Yong-jun knew it but a man took his brother’s honorary wife as his wife and the great victory of love for pure love took place after overcoming everyone’s opposition.

However I only felt sorry for Mo Yong-jun who had no mother and was also robbed of his nanny.

“sorry. There is no other way. “Don’t you have no choice but to get married quickly?”

“yes. hmm. But…”

Mo Yongjun looked at Cheong.

Cheong looked troubled through his cotton thread.

Oh my.

I don’t know why the kids like me so much.

This also has a cute side to it.

“I will tell you in advance that I have no intention of getting married. “Even if you look at it that way it doesn’t mean you will get married.”

“Huh. “I also don’t like being with a beggar sister.”

Cheong’s eyes twitched.

“what? Didn’t you just look at me like ‘Maybe it’s you?’ “Aren’t you so embarrassed that you don’t want to change your words?”

“I thought it would be a bad thing for the other person to marry because of those breasts so I wanted to ask…”

“hmm. They say that if you teach one you will know ten. The kid had a great idea. “The sexy dream tree has now become Kangho’s number one groom.”

Cheong wiped his hands on Mo Yongjun’s hair again.

It’s still convex.

You won’t be chasing me later to find out who hit me right?

“Hehe…”

The child let out a clear laugh saying he liked it.

hmm. It’s a kid.

But we have to weigh things up.

“But you don’t want to marry me? “How dare you?”

“But the beggar sister used cotton yarn. “People who wear cotton masks cover their faces because they might be offended if others see them…”

“Who says such a thing? “Is this something you overheard again?”

“My father said that… There was a person wearing a cotton mask before and I asked him why he was covering his face and he answered. “He said that since he covered his face for the sake of others you should not point fingers or peek in.”

“hmm. okay. “I know very well.”

This is why you have to listen to everything they say.

In Jungwon people who wear cotton yarn are perceived as such and the conclusion is excellent so Director Chun said the right thing.

A unique case is the one that was just covered up because it was annoying.

There are people in the midfield who use it for that purpose but there is no need to emphasize the unique few.

Suddenly Cheong’s mouth drew a playful line.

“So you don’t want to marry the ugly me? Now that I think about it maybe you could marry my little boy? “Would you like to think again?”

“no I do not want. “I’m going to marry a pretty girl.”

“Isn’t the heart more important than the face?”

“Uh… Then I want to marry a woman with a pretty face and kind heart. “Not my beggar sister.”

The child thought for a moment and then answered.

It was a really smart answer too.

“I have nothing to say since you are from a rich family like this. So are you going to marry a woman with a pretty face and kind heart? Think about it carefully. It’s your last chance. “If you dump me this time I will be so hurt that I will never marry you.”

“Um… I’m sorry.”

The child sat down and bowed his back.

Looking at that it looks like the education went well.

“okay? Then there is nothing we can do. I don’t want to marry you either? “It’s no use crying and crying later.”

“I don’t think that will happen…”

“It’s over now. It’s completely over. forever friend Okay? Expect nothing more from me than friendship. Algan?”

“uh? Are we friends?”

Mo Yongjun’s expression changed to a happy one.

Cheong’s expression also became happy.

“okay. Do you want to be secret friends with your sister?”

“no. “I don’t want to be a secret friend I just want to be a friend.”

“There’s always a bit of a determined side….”

“Then since you and Beggar Sister are friends you can call me Arjun. “Then you are a beggar.”

“I will especially allow you to call me flower beggar sister.”

“yes? “It’s a flower thing right…?”

Mo Yongjun looked at the blue cotton thread with an awkward expression.

No but you idiot.

Why do you sometimes get offended when it comes to being cute?