I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 170



[Episode 170] Do you know this beggar?

“Oh my our flower beggar.”

“You gave me all these things….”

“When I first saw him he wasn’t an ordinary physiognomy. I recognized him with 20 years of experience as a Jeomsoy. lol.”

It was a truly Jeomsoy-like line to make a contemplative sound even though he had never touched his face.

Jeomsoi who used to be strict and serious has changed.

Even though he knew that he was a martial arts expert he didn’t have enough courage to pretend to be an adult but he was very grateful to his benefactor who protected his precious store.

Surprisingly Jeomsoy is closer to a partner than an employee so according to the hierarchy within the store he is below Jeonju below the store owner and below Jeomsoy.

Of course it may vary depending on the year and store.

However if you are a store owner with 20 years of experience you can just think of him as a co-owner.

“Don’t give too much but slowly give just the difference. “It’s okay to do it once or twice but if it continues your benefactor will become your enemy.”

By not asking for anything it meant that I would continue to come.

Jeomsoy’s expression was simply happy.

Even with the compensation paid by the Cheongha Association the furniture that was already destroyed and the money that the customers ate were left behind.

In addition to the money collected from the corpses they also told him to sell the weapons so if you think about it several months worth of income was made in one shot today.

“Oh my what pitiful words are you talking about? “The flower beggar has been the benefactor of Seoryang Banjeom for his entire life.”

At the same time I was secretly impressed because I fully sympathized with Cheong’s words.

A light of respect began to appear in Jeomsoi’s eyes.

His words are full of wisdom and he is an incredible martial arts expert yet he practices the principle of not owning anything!

On the other hand since he gets along so flawlessly with the lowly Jeomsoi it is said that he is truly a charlatan straight out of a storybook.

It was a delusion that anyone who heard it would say it sounded like a dog eating grass.

But in reality dogs eat grass.

Usually they make a cheerful chop-chop sound and eat it as a digestive aid but there is also an unusual one that just eats grass.

Just as the sound of a dog eating grass is real to the owner of a dog that eats grass to Jeomsoi who received a favor Cheong was after all a prosperous female martial arts association.

Look at the majesty of that magnificent meal!

Was this the spirit of the hero who rushed in with a single horse and slaughtered 10000 Han soldiers?

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On the other hand he drinks strong alcohol like water so it can be said that he has no shortage of being a world hero.

Moreover the exposed chin and mouth are so beautiful that it is clear that the face covered in cotton is not trying to hide the ugliness so it is clear that she is a beauty of peerless beauty!

You act like a beggar and eat like a beggar but you still have dignity!

Jeomsoi who was properly equipped with a silver eye evaluated Cheong’s meal or rather his skill of pushing food into his mouth and eating it like a pig rather than a meal.

This is why people’s approval is so scary.

—-

After reading the letter summarizing the damage Jang Eun-chae the owner of the Black Spot Association shook her head.

It wasn’t going to relieve my anger and it was a useless act because it would mess up my hair.

It’s just that I feel so messed up.

“Guangdong Jiangxi Fujian Zhejiang? Almost the entire Yangju was blown away? “The warriors of the ruined Jinju village suddenly appeared drove out the customers and killed the merchants?”

Yangju is an old term for the unification of the southeastern central region. It was also called Gangdong.

The northwestern part of Jungwon was also called Yangju which could be confusing so it had two names.

For reference Yangju in the northwest is also called Seoliang.

“The Sunspot branches in each city were also destroyed.”

“I know! “You already heard it!”

“What now? Wouldn’t it be better to cancel the arrest now?”

“Are you kidding me? How funny will everyone think of sunspots if they stop rolling now? Okay so the fuck it came out like this right? “I raise the bounty to 20000 crowns and it doesn’t matter whether I live or die…”

-Hoeju this is Yeonga.

At that time there was a subordinate who interrupted the conversation.

“What are you doing?”

“Hoeju this.”

The subordinate approached politely left the scroll of letters on the desk and then retreated.

“what’s this?”

“Well a box was delivered from Fujian to Lord Huai…”

Sending letters or items to the owner of the Black Spot was simple.

If you give it to any person related to the Black Spot branch such as a fencer a usurer at a grocery store etc. as the owner of the Black Spot it will be passed on to you.

Of course we must keep in mind that whether it is a letter or a box subordinates open it in advance and check it before delivering it.

The subordinates also opened the box from Fujian to see if it contained anything dangerous.

There was some very very terrible stuff in it.

A human head was placed on a dog’s body and a letter was placed in its mouth.

The owner of the head was the head of the Fujian Province Sunspot branch.

“Ugh…”

It was a terrible sound that gave me goosebumps just listening to it.

In fact the subordinate who opened the box fainted immediately and is still having trouble sleeping due to nightmares.

Jang Eun-chae opened the wrapped letter.

“Dear Lord of the Black Spot Society.

Since I have harmed the owner’s favorite dog I am returning the body of the bitch he was raising as an apology.

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For reference the name of the female dog I raised was Jang-eun-chae and Jang-eun-chae ended up with an ugly head.

What should I do with this? Should I boil it and eat it?

I’m kidding. It’s a stray dog ​​without an owner.

Judging by the description on the wanted notice I am writing to you because I believe I am not the person you are looking for.

I have attached my portrait on the next page.

Regarding the reliability of the portrait you can check with the warriors of the inspection department of the Murim League.

Or it might be a good idea to check with the residents who lived near the former manor.

We ask that you please take action after properly handling the matter.

PS: You put a 10000 crown bounty on an innocent woman so you’ll be happy to suffer this much right?

-Compensation for Eon Yeon-yeong the head of the Jinju family that has not yet been ruined.”

And on the back page on a well-drawn picture of a beautiful woman it is written that the height is five inches four inches and one moon.

“What a piece of shit!”

Jang Eun-chae crumpled up the letter and threw it away.

At the same time I got goosebumps.

How do you know my name?

And what about Jinju that hasn’t been destroyed yet?

It was a warning that I know everything about you and everything you say.

There was even a sentence about boiling the head and eating it.

“Cancel the wanted list!”

“Hoeju?”

“Damn it! It wasn’t Yeon Yeon-yeong! In the first place another bitch was impersonating her by selling pearls! “You touched the beehive without even knowing it.”

Even if I touched it wrongly I touched it wrongly.

Fortunately among misfortunes the letter did not say ‘You are dead now so wash your head and wait.’

In other words it means that if you withdraw the arrest warrant they will look into it.

“What kind of bitch are you? If you get caught that’s enough. How do I find it? “Isn’t the bitch I was with an impersonator?”

“You mean Zhuge Yi-hyeon and Tang Nan-ah? Those two are already authentic. “It was a widely known face to begin with…”

“You can’t touch the Five Great Families and you stayed there for another year right? You added someone right? “Where has he gone now?”

“After that I stopped by Daebyeolsan Mountain with my group took the slave we were looking for and returned to Jumajeom. Afterwards Wu Daese separated from his children and unpacked his belongings with his slaves and the iron leader also known as a half-old man at the Xuejia Merchant Association in Jigui County Hubei Province.”

“Seolgasanghoe? “What are you doing?”

“To the store run by Seolga-”

“Are you kidding me? Since it’s Seolga Sanghoe it must have been organized by Seolga! “What kind of guy did you call him? I couldn’t even find out the owner’s name so I just assumed he was a Seolga guy?”

“…I will take action. “Anyway it’s a business that deals with various things but its scale doesn’t even reach that of a city.”

There was going to be one unfair victim.

“It’s a corner store. “It would be worth it if you unpacked there.”

“However since she stopped by and came back from the priest’s gate she may be a woman with a connection to the priest’s gate.”

“What kind of priestess gate! Why are they all crowding around of course they are flocking together. “That’s what political faction bastards say.”

Jang Eun-chae knocked loudly on the desk.

“What do you want to do?”

“If you leave here you will truly be the laughing stock of the world. Don’t you know that if you look funny on this floor it’s over? They say they will temporarily withdraw the wanted person but once they find out who she is they will double the bounty again. Seolgasanghoe? “You can spend as much gold as you want so either buy it off or send someone over and bring that so-called colleague to me.”

Seolgasanghoe? Jagwihyeon?

It seems to be a company that has set up a thatched-roof house in a village I’ve never heard of but if a black dot comes forward how would such an insignificant corner store even dare to go against it?

Jang Eun-chae’s eyes burned brightly with anger.

—-

After seeing the wanted letter Cheong relaxed.

So I drank as much as I could and ate even more free food and when my stomach was full for the first time in a while anyone who saw it would ask how old the baby was.

It was like a glutton in a food fight who didn’t know why Cheong’s hometown even existed.

One of Cheong’s favorite things to do is to lie down after eating until his stomach explodes.

A master who has completely transformed is okay.

Since the esophagus is strong it does not reflux unless it is hit or poisoned so there is no need to feel sick even if you barely eat and sleep.

If I had to pick the best thing about Cheong after his transformation it was one of the strengths I could confidently say.

Other than that he was said to be one of the Three Great Heavenly Kings because he said he was not afraid of moons and his chest did not sweat.

The fact that I don’t gain weight even after eating was like that even before my bone transformation so I guess it’s just my constitution.

Anyway after a long time the food was up to my chin.

Jeomsoi who was impressed by Daehyup’s appearance cast ‘Can’t lose’ and continued to fill the table for endless enjoyment so Cheong had to declare defeat saying it was now its limit.

Thanks to this my stomach stretched to its limit was screaming for me to stop pushing it in so it was perfect for me to lie down and enjoy the sensation.

So Cheong did that.

There is only one person in the world who can stop this kind of shameful behavior in the Qing Dynasty our beloved Master Seo Mun-Su-rin.

To put it another way. Even though he was not acting like a beggar now that he had left the priest’s gate there was no one who could stop this pitiful animal who would lie down whenever he wanted to eat.

Even before the transformation Cheong used to lie on his left side because he had stomachaches.

When you sleep on a mat like that and lie down wearing thick warm cotton clothes there is literally no other paradise.

Soon a silky dream came to me.

How long has it been?

“You’re a beggar sister.”

“what….”

“I’m here. “This is Mo Yong-jun.”

“Are you here? If you are go…”

Cheong waved his hand in his sleep.

“Then I’ll be waiting…”

“Okay just stay there and wait…”

Cheong caught the dream that was about to fly again.

Sleeping is good but being in a sleepy state where your whole body feels drowsy and your body is warm and your body temperature rises is a truly happy time.

How long had passed? It was a nap anyway so my mind naturally became clearer as time passed.

Since I lived a life of sleeping during the day and training at night now was the right time to take a nap even if it was in the middle of the night.

If Seomun Surin finds out he will be confused as to whether he should be proud that he still practices regularly or lament that his disciple’s hair is becoming more pathetic day by day.

Cheong stood up put his hand inside the cotton thread rubbed his eyes and asked.

“hmm. How long has it been since little Moyonga?”

“uh. Wait a minute. “The moon…”

Cheongdo knew that Incheok who was half-awake and motionless was next to him.

However knowing that I was in a state where I was having a light dream and would come to my senses quickly I just told him to wait and left him alone.

Mo Yong-jun looked at the moon lifted his finger and wiggled it as if measuring its position and then answered bravely.

“I got here about an hour ago!”

“uh?”

One hour is two hours.

Cheong felt sorry and blamed the innocent kid for no reason.

“Why are you foolishly waiting for an hour?”

“He told me not to move and wait….”

So it seems like he was just standing around waiting without any clue.

“No I was going to lie down for a while but at least get some comfort.”

Cheong scratched the back of his head.

I was just lying down for a while. What time is it already?

They say that happy times pass quickly and it is said to be the theory of relativity but it is this fast.