I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 169
by Jessie@AFNCC
[Episode 169] Do you know this beggar?
“They are human messengers. What do they say about the bounty? Oh my everything is broken broken. “What about that?”
Jeomsoy stamped his feet.
Isn’t there a corner where the strands are somehow caught?
Cheong peeked out from behind the long table that was blocked below to look at the situation.
It was a fight between old and bad.
However the four people were higher in terms of level so how absolute the level is in martial arts cannot be learned through that fight.
There is no business in front of numbers so four people were surrounded and sweating.
Even if you are a master you have to reach some kind of peak to flip the numbers.
If the strong one was first-class late-mid and the rest were first-class early second-rate then the one with the most numbers was at an advantage.
“Oh which side is that kid over there vomiting blood on? Four people? Nine people?”
“Originally there were eleven people.”
Even though it was dangerous Jeomsoi was watching intently so he stuck out his finger and pointed and he saw a pair of people just below the knees under the overturned table.
“This is a life or death situation. “If it’s like this.”
I couldn’t help but roll my eyes when they said they were fighting hard and two out of eleven people died.
Even if the four people showed an overwhelming display they were constantly on the defensive so even the beasts did not hesitate when they had the advantage.
“hmm.”
Soon four people will die and we may be able to take a few more as bonuses but in any case it was a victory for the side with the most numbers.
However while many of the people’s bad deeds were a bit extravagant the four were still people who were inclined towards good deeds.
The strong guy who seemed to be the leader among the dogs still had 13 points.
“I’ll use some chopsticks.”
“hmm? “What are you trying to do?”
After the fight I tried to go out and clean things up.
Cheong suddenly stood up and before he knew it he had his arms crossed in front of his chest with chopsticks in each knuckle.
It was a preparatory action without much meaning.
Dannanah told me to do it so I tried it.
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He manages to throw so many at a time like this.
After shaking the chopsticks back onto the table Cheong grabbed them one by one and raised his arms repeatedly spewing them out.
In fact the chopsticks which were faster than an arrow hit the delicate stomach neck and back of the hand.
Argh! Knock! As colorful screams spread the four people who did not miss the opportunity passed the exam.
The three of them were very honest but one of them who was much younger seemed to be a little out of sync so it was a disappointing success.
How could there be a fight when the pinnacle transcendental master who can beat even the supreme master throws chopsticks that pierce the limbs?
“for a moment! Stop! “Save him!”
One chopstick flies and lands the sword of a first-class late master! I hit it.
And then the situation ended.
Excluding the two men whom Cheong had spared because their bad karma was double it was the extermination of 11 people.
Among the four the strongest one politely swung at Cheong.
“Thank you for your help senior. “I am called the Sculpture Mountain of the Cheongha Military Academy and although it is a shame I am called the Cheongha Jilpunghyeop in the rivers.”
“hmm. I was just passing by. “At Seoryang Restaurant they are called flower beggars.”
Sculpture Mountain’s expression became subtle.
I can’t tell if he’s teasing me or if he just doesn’t want to reveal his identity because he has something on his face.
In any case the woman’s age cannot be determined just by her voice so although her demeanor was strange Jo Jak-san believed that she must be Kang-ho’s senior.
There must be at least one or two eccentric people among Kangho’s writers.
“But what’s going on? Why are we fighting at someone else’s business? What are we going to do with all this damage? “Can’t you see that Mr. Jeomsoi here is crying because he’s sad?”
“Oh my gosh… what am I going to do with all this… I haven’t even paid off my debt to Jeonju yet…”
If you don’t have this level of tact you are not qualified to be a Jeomsoy.
Jeomsoi pretended to wail and fell down on the table and made a crying noise.
“Surely the charlatans won’t harm innocent civilians and get away with it right?”
“Of course!” Look at that um. “It’s small but at least get this…”
Cheong added after seeing the eunja taken out by Jogaksan.
“It’s really weak.”
“Hmm I was trying to get more out. “My hands are small so I can’t hold many of them…”
It was a man’s hand that was big enough for Cheong to see so it was piled up in front of Eunjakkaena along with lame excuses that didn’t work.
Only then did Cheong who nodded with a satisfied expression ask.
“But what happened?”
“ah. Here are my younger brothers wandering around the rivers and rivers acting as charlatans. “Maybe that’s why although it’s embarrassing the people of Kangho gave us the undeserved title of Cheongha Sahyeop.”
“hmm? Cheongha Sahyeop? Why do I feel familiar?”
“ah! Have you heard of it too? Haha that’s embarrassing…”
Jogaksan scratched the back of his head with a proud look on his face.
It feels like there should be three of us right?
Why? Is it because the Three Gorges remind me of the wonders of a civilization that has yet to exist?
“So how many times do I have to ask you what’s going on?”
“this. sorry. In fact we are in the midst of chasing a vicious wanted criminal so why don’t these guys take away the wanted criminal’s appearance just so they can see it among themselves? “I sternly admonished him not to do that but the ruthless guys pulled out their swords…”
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Of course we had to listen to the opinions of the eleven people about that as well.
Seeing the two people who were still alive looking at each other with resentment in their eyes it seemed like they had something to say.
If you feel wronged you should live a good life.
When Cheong withdrew his gaze the two lowered their heads sullenly.
“Disguise yourself as a wanted criminal. “Can I have a look too?”
“yep! Senior. Please wait a moment.”
I thought Cheongha Sahyeop was busy searching through the body but then he found a piece of paper that had been folded several times and held it out.
When Cheong opened it he saw that a woman who may or may not be beautiful was drawn in a realistic depiction that did not fit the Chinese painting style.
Unfortunately disfigurement only applies to unique faces and depicting a beautiful woman is difficult even in modern productions in Qing’s hometown.
[Sunspot Most Wanted Jinju Eonga Unyeonyoung.]
This criminal is widely wanted because he escaped after murdering an innocent merchant after brutally torturing him.
Five hundred coffins in the area where death can be confirmed
Ten thousand coffins if delivered alive
In case of limb loss 2000 tubes per part are deducted.
characteristic
The realm is estimated to be at its peak.
A beauty comparable to the best in the world
Tall less than six feet tall
However the body is rich large and fleshy.
“What is this?”
Do I look like a pig?
Normally when a woman with large breasts wears thick cotton clothes the largest circumference hangs down like a piece making her torso look unusually large.
The reason Joong-won’s beauty is reluctant to have large breasts is because wearing clothes like this makes her look unpretty and ruins her appearance by making her look fat.
Anyway Cheong felt reassured after confirming that the appearance had been destroyed.
What is this? How can you find me with something like this?
At that time Cheongha Sahyeop was also looking at the disfigurement.
It was not just one piece of facial hair that the human thief’s gang ripped off.
It was quite common for human hunters to monopolize by cutting off their appearance to hinder their competitors.
Cheongha Sahyeop looked at Cheong with a subtle expression.
Estimated to be the peak. Covered face.
tall. A large bulky body with a lot of flesh.
Not only did Cheong’s chest but also his pelvis greatly exceed the average making his body look very thick while wearing thick clothes.
“That senior?”
“why?”
“Maybe that’s not true.”
Jogaksan hurriedly turned his horse around.
Asking a woman with her face covered to show her face was an act of rudeness that would not be strange even if it resulted in a knife attack.
When Cheong saw another disfigured figure at Sculpture Mountain he felt a pang of regret.
ah. You want to find out through this? Is it because of the height?
But do I look like a pig like that?
By the way why are you so angry?
What’s wrong with the body looking a bit thick?
Even though I tried so hard to think about it my stomach was churning and I couldn’t calm down at all.
Wow are you really upset?
What kind of bastard writes a disgrace like this?
Jukksan swallowed his saliva and let out a trembling voice as a chilling energy leaked out from Cheong.
“Uh… senior?”
“ah. okay. I know what you’re thinking but I’m thin. “Now look at this.”
Cheong grabbed the hem of the dress around his waist and rolled it up.
With great strength the folding hand rolled up the fabric around the waist almost to the level of vacuum packaging reducing the width to half on both sides.
“ah! What a big deal. “I didn’t notice because you were wearing thick clothes.”
“After all it’s because of the clothes right?”
“Yes isn’t all winter clothing like that? There has been no shame. “I apologize.”
Sculpture Mountain which completely dispelled doubts due to the good view showed the top of its head along with the agenda.
Perhaps that’s why Cheong’s anger slowly melted away.
How can I apologize so politely?
—-
Heuksi is held separately for each administrative province and in particular except for the two locations in the east-west or north-south in the vast land of Sacheon one location is held for each province.
Since it is held in different locations every four days within the castle it would not be wrong to say that it is just an irregular four-day night market.
In any case people in black clothes suddenly flocked to the black cities of Fujian and its neighboring provinces of Guangdong Jiangxi and Zhejiang.
Not a single one of them was a minion and even a large number of invincible monsters that could not be harmed by swords were swarming around.
“It’s an event in Jinju Village! We are only punishing those who dare to threaten the head of the family! Passengers must hold their weapons above their heads with both hands and escape!”
“We only punish black poetry! “Innocent guests leave!”
Eon Yeon-yeong was not a fool either so there was no reason to accrue resentment by cutting down customers.
Therefore only black cities and merchants were designated for justification.
The merchants had a lot of luggage but they probably didn’t even take weapons with them so the guy who did take care of them was considered lucky.
Then the frightened martial arts fighters commonly known as martial artists shouted.
“What should a person who has learned martial arts do?”
“You useless bastards! Why do you leave behind good weapons and just wave your arms and legs in an ignorant stupid and foolish way? Those retarded bastards who only know which side will be cut off when their arms collide with their swords! “Those who have learned the recommended drink raise both hands and keep shouting out the name of the recommended drink that you have learned even if it is herbivorous!”
Then as they came out of nowhere and fell into a cliff the herbivorous names that were unusually mixed with animal names rang out loudly.
Then this time the civilians who just came to play shouted again.
“Oh my Nari! “I am not unmanned!”
“Tsk. At least shout out your hometown and name! Then you will avoid someone’s sword!”
“I am Wang Jun-young from Siheung Guangdong Province! I am Wang Jun-young from Siheung Guangdong Province! “I am Wang Jun-yeong from Siheung Guangdong Province!”
Thanks to this the sound of cutting and screaming was loud and the sound of stupidly shouting out animal names was combined with loud and untimely self-introductions resulting in chaos.
Through the burning darkness a sickly woman who did not fit in walked steadily and steadily.
When Eon Yeon-yeong stormed into the central office of Heuksi the head of the Heukjeom branch in Guangdong shouted in astonishment.
“Isn’t Jinjueon house ruined?”
“Oh my I am Jinju the one who is sad to hear these words. Oh my is this a disgrace to me? “Let’s see how beautifully you drew it.”
Eon Yeon-young picked up the facial mask.
Eon Yeon-young’s expression which always had a thin smile became similar to Cheong’s face when she heard difficult words.
If someone looks at it they will say that it looks like a question mark is coming out of nowhere.
“Huh…? “Who on earth is this?”
“Isn’t that bitch Eon Yeon-young?”
“Eon Yeon-young is me? But who is this? Six feet…? “Do I look that big?”
Then a snow-white hand shot out through Branch Manager Puuk’s front door.
A person’s heart was held in a hand that was dripping and not stained with blood.
Soon the branch leader whose heart was stolen collapsed and collapsed and the new faction threw the heart to Eon Yeon-yeong and laughed at him.
“Heng. Looks like the bitch who pretended to be smart got hit hard. Just looking at it it’s an impersonation. “It’s okay to impersonate a ruined family.”
“oh. “My ingredients.”
Eon Yeon-young managed to catch the heart flying in a parabola in a clumsy manner and stuffed it into the pouch on her waist smiling awkwardly.
“How dare you impersonate me? You are a very courageous person. hmm. A beauty comparable to the best in the world. Could it be one of the Five Flowers of the Central Plains?”
“If the blackspots hadn’t had their eyes blown out wouldn’t they have been able to recognize Jungwon Oh-hwa and cause such a fuss?”
“He is like that too… Then who is he…?”
At that time someone suddenly crossed my mind.
Eon Yeon-young’s eyes were beautifully curved with the color of longing.
“Cheongah is not that beautiful.”
“hmm? “What do you mean?”
“Oh my. You’re eavesdropping on me talking to myself. “You have a really bad temper.”
Then Sosomapa snorted! It turned out.
“I feel really bad hearing from the worst bitch in the world. joy. “What should we do now?”
“The Sunspot people were just deceived so shall we just withdraw?”
“I feel sorry for those blackspot guys. “They didn’t realize that they had been tricked so they made a big fuss.”
“yes? Oh my god what kind of joke did you make this time? Haha fun. Kyahaha…”
Unable to bear it Eon Yeon-young folded her back and burst into laughter.
Eon Yeong-yeong who burst into laughter for a long time could barely speak as she rubbed her stomach and wiped away her tears from laughing so hard.
“It was the funniest joke Shinpa ever told. So shall we build a shrine to commemorate the sinpa who feel sorry every time they swat away a mosquito or a fly? That way the Shinpa can feel at ease.”
At that Shinpa’s expression darkened.
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