I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 151
by Jessie@AFNCC
[Episode 151] The road to release
Look what this little boy has become.
However they say that age means gangsterism and the foolish behavior of a seven-year-old girl was just cute.
In fact if it is not your child anyway it is human physiology that it is okay to look cute and pretty right away.
This is why other people’s dogs and cats are cute.
Or it was the same reason why grandparents always treat their granddaughters well.
It is the parents’ job to scold educate and correct the behavior of children who will be hated and all they have to do is to pet them.
Zhuge-hyang grabbed Cheong’s finger and dragged him.
A small fist can barely fit two fingers.
The unique body temperature of a hot child was transmitted to Cheong whose hands were already cold as a side effect of magic.
Cheong pretended not to be able to win and dragged me away.
“hey. But what if it’s not a lie? Even though I look like this I’m still a senior citizen of the old school right? “The crime of daring to fool an adult is a very serious one.”
“oh. Really?”
“really.”
“Then if what you say is right specially so that you can marry my brother…”
“huh? Are martial people supposed to bet on someone else’s place? “Your brother must find a wife for you yourself.”
“uh. sure?”
Cheong smiled evilly.
“Did you say incense? If what I say is correct Hyang is marrying me? “I guess I’ll make it a second concubine room.”
It was a practical joke that only an old man would tell.
Gulp. The child swallowed heavily.
“But between women….”
“Why can’t you do it? “Then I have to go back.”
“Are you bluffing to get me to give up now? Water blooming among the thirty-six worlds! “Hmph who knows that I’m a kid who doesn’t even know the art of war?”
Zhuge Hyang huffed and led the Qing.
Although the scenery was somewhat similar and winding I managed to keep going without losing my way and eventually reached a large garden with a well-maintained lake.
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And on the other hand iron balls piled up in different types were noticeable.
It was an iron ball with a handle for easy lifting.
“ruler. This is a 100-pound iron ball. Just like your sister said hold it in one hand… You’re eating it…”
“ah. Is this worth a hundred pounds? “It’s heavy isn’t it?”
At 100 pounds it has already exceeded the official world record (53 kg) based on Cheong’s hometown by more than one day.
“But is this based on fruit or meat?”
In Qing’s hometown they still used an uncivilized and foolish unit system with different radicals for each item.
Since the contemporary Chinese people have adjusted their logistics according to the times (600⇒500 unification of all items) this can be said to be an active and progressive future-oriented attitude that the Korean people should emulate.
Of course this is a primitive and ancient barbaric central plain and this is before the logistics were adjusted.
“…?”
“This should be enough to cost 200 geun. “What is 200 geun worth?”
Zhugehyang noticed and said.
“There is no such thing as two hundred dollars. “Just two hundred and fifty pounds…”
Anyone who saw it had a lying face.
Cheong said with a grin.
After hearing it for a hundred pounds it seemed like it would be worth two hundred and fifty pounds.
“What is two hundred and fifty pounds?”
“That one…”
Cheong held an iron ball worth two hundred and fifty pounds in one hand.
It was easy to just hold it and stand there but when I tried to lift it above my head my hands were shaking so it wasn’t easy.
No matter how much the body is transcendental or superhuman it still cries out to the crowd.
Still I somehow managed to completely fold my elbows and push with my shoulders lifting them up into the sky.
It was a miracle performed without even a foolish reaction.
He is truly like a hero who has taken the world by storm!
At that Zhuge Hyang’s mouth opened in an idiotic manner and his eyes sparkled brightly.
At that time a sound resounding from inside the body touched Cheong.
Cheong was startled and placed the iron ball directly on his back opposite to Zhuge Hyang.
thud!
When the 250-pound iron ball hit the ground it made a loud noise and the vibration of the ground was enough to create large waves in the pond.
“Wow I can’t do it twice. “It was too much.”
Since I felt the sound of my muscles and ligaments tearing I was unable to use my right arm properly for a while.
Since I was showing off for no reason and ended up hurting myself I wonder what the hell is going on.
Cheong reflected deeply.
“How are you doing kid? “If it’s 250 geun with one hand you’re giving 500 geun with both hands together right?”
Zhuge-hyang suddenly realized his situation and quickly responded with a pale look on his face and crying.
“Ugh So Socheop can see the sky huff…”
“Hey what is it? What happens to me when I cry? And you hate me that much?”
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“But I’m a concubine. That’s the second time.”
“Why don’t you tell me straight? “Do you hate me because you’re my concubine or do you hate me for marrying you?”
“I hate both of them…”
“Do you hate me that much? I’m sad. “As soon as Hyang became the wife’s wife she started to become simple.”
“Then at best it’s just a matter of fact… ugh.”
The tears that had formed in the large child-like eyes slowly fell down.
Cheong tried to scratch the back of his head but with a short scream he scratched it with his left hand instead.
It looks like his right arm was injured more than expected.
“Well the night wind is cold. Let’s go back little girl. “I have to go and celebrate the first night.”
Cheong picked up Zhuge Hyang with his healthy left hand and held him in his arms.
Then the little boy wrapped his arms around Cheong’s neck and clung to him and began to wail loudly.
After finally making the child cry Cheongdo had a rather mischievous side and if you look at her actions she was actually an outright mean bitch.
However this little boy Zhuge-hyang is very knowledgeable so he can recite unfamiliar characters but he actually believes the ridiculous joke and bursts into tears which is very typical of a seven-year-old child.
“hmm? But you don’t know the way? If you do it wrong you might get lost become lost and end up dead. “Can’t someone please give me directions?”
Then Zhuge Hyang’s ears perked up.
“ah. It’s difficult it’s difficult. “If someone shows me the way I might be able to grant at least one wish.”
Zhuge Hyang took the bait right away.
“Well then hey I’ll teach you so we can make it all go away… hi-kyung.”
“ha. I can’t help it. I was hoping that we would live happily ever after in a beautiful well-maintained room. Now I see that this little treacherous woman knew this would happen and led me to an unknown place. It is truly a strategy worthy of the Zhuge clan. “I got screwed.”
“Huh. “Have you realized that now?”
Zhuge-hyang said that with a blank expression on his face.
“Aww it’s so cute I’m dying. evil.”
Mancheong tried to pinch her chubby cheeks with her characteristic childish breasts but the unusual pain in her right arm caused her to let out a short scream and give up and walk forward.
But my right arm doesn’t move?
Is this okay?
I need to join the Jamryong Secretariat or something?
Somehow the pain that comes on over time is not normal.
Cheong tried to ignore the feeling of relief running down his spine.
Yes there is an Oriental medicine doctor so what can I do?
And just one left hand would be enough.
There was a grumpy adult who tried to make fun of a little boy and ended up eating his entire arm.
“ruler. let’s go. Which one?”
“Over there.”
Meanwhile Jegalhyang who had already stopped crying secretly dug up the identity of the person.
“By the way sister how old are you?”
“me? Twenty years old. “I decided to turn 20.”
It was an unreasonable number brought about by Seomun Surin’s greed.
If a student who is only 20 years old easily sweeps away the prominent dragons and wins the championship how wonderful it would be and it would also be a huge step for a female martial artist.
It was part of the preface to Surinpyo’s power to strengthen the power of Seomun Surinpyo who said that if all the martial arts people in the world knew that the best knowledge of ancient and modern times came from a woman they would not continue to look down on women.
The fact that Cheong’s visible age has continued to get younger due to continued legal plastic surgery also contributed to that decision.
It was because he was roughly 20 years old and looked like he was 20 years old.
From Cheong’s point of view isn’t the younger the better?
Could it be that you feel sad because you are young?
That was something only low-income people said.
“…? Then aren’t you one year younger than your current brother? “Why are you my sister?”
“Oh Jegal is only 21? He only grew up in size but he was a complete baby right? I was originally about twenty-two when I met your brother. “Have you done that?”
“…? “Do you age backwards?”
It was a cute disaster brought about by innocence.
“Didn’t you almost say something dangerous just now?”
“oh. “I’m sorry.”
“okay. “I look at it because it’s cute.”
“But then if you use your skills too aren’t you really an expert?”
“Didn’t I already tell you? Master this body. As he is about to reach his peak isn’t he an old veteran who defeated countless peak fighters with a combination of internal and external techniques? Baekjeon’s small intestine. Well the small intestine is a bit. Then I want to eat a large intestine…”
Cheong used his special skill ‘Whenever it comes out of your mouth you think it’s just words.’
At that Zhuge Hyang burst out in bright laughter.
“Oh then Hyang can’t be faithful and not be a concubine?”
“Uh huh. Don’t you know that luck doesn’t have the back of its head? “Once it has passed it is too late to reach out.”
“Hmph…”
“Later when you grow up and become very very pretty and you become one of the five beauties like a brat a schemer or a despicable woman I will accept you.”
“…Isn’t it usually Jihwa Hyunhwa or Hyehwa?”
“Is it okay to say something nice? “The really mean-looking kid next to me is Dokhwa?”
“Oh right! But what about your sister? “I’ve never heard of superpowers or wake boots…”
A huge shadow was cast in the vacant lot where the two had disappeared while talking loudly.
A shadow is cast over the iron ball which is neither stuck in the ground nor not but in an ambiguous state.
This was because some person without common sense left it without cleaning it up after use.
Perhaps that’s why there was a huge hand carefully holding the handle with both hands.
“Sigh.”
A small hollow in the ground appeared with a breathtaking sound.
Since spring has just come and the ground has not thawed even if 250 pounds of iron were to fall it would be just this much.
The iron ball rose with difficulty and settled gently in its original position.
—-
When I returned to the guesthouse and held out my arm Dannan scolded me for eating beautifully.
Since my ligaments were really damaged I was wondering what on earth I was doing in the middle of the night.
However after listening to Tang Nan-ah’s explanation the ligaments were stretched too much and the parts that held them were already loose and had lost their elasticity and some of them had ruptured so I was told to avoid using my shoulders for the time being and not even think about lifting my arms.
Only then did Cheong regret his attitude toward Zhuge-hyang the night before.
It was truly nonsense.
“But why is it like this only on top? “Is it okay down there?”
“Is that strange?”
“Of course since the upper arm which has a lot of muscles holds it firmly it has no choice but to be stronger right? “It’s a muscle in the forearm so it’s extremely weak because it helps fold and rotate the wrist.”
Of course it was thanks to Sosu Demon Gong.
Because Sosu Demon Gong protects the area below the elbow like a diamond ingot it was able to faithfully protect its foolish owner even during the pathetic show of strength at night.
“Let’s put some acupuncture down first. It would be nice to have ice. Since it’s Zhuge Dynasty I’m sure they have ice on hand right?”
“It’s okay. “I can use ice balls.”
“uh? Ice ball? how?”
“just? well?”
“Good. Could you please freeze this? “Don’t get too tight.”
Tang Nan-ah poured water on a towel and handed it to Cheong in a cold state.
As I raised my energy as if I were cooling off my dragon tea it soon began to freeze with white frost forming on it.
“ah. stop. “You just have to settle on that.”
Tang Nan-ah rubbed the towel to loosen it wrapped it in another towel and tied it around Cheong’s shoulder.
“If you think the towel is mushy let me know. “I have to untie it freeze it again and tie it up.”
“Can’t we just freeze it like this?”
“Touch ice on bare skin? “Then you’ll get frostbite.”
“Oh what a congressman you say. In times like this it’s cool. But didn’t you say you would give me acupuncture? “Can I still sleep even if I’m wrapped like this?”
“ah. right.”
Dannan hurriedly unwrapped the towel.
Cheong’s eyes narrowed.
Saying it’s cool is probably a cancellation.
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