I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 139



[Episode 139] Dangjihwa

“…I’m hungry. “Grandpa do you have anything to eat?”

This was what Cheong said as he opened his eyes.

And only then did I look around.

The day was already bright so I was on the bed in the sun.

The beds in the central area were scientifically designed so that the sun hits your face from about halfway between breakfast and lunch.

And the sound of something busy outside.

Cluttering is sawing snapping is hammering walking and dragging…

Cheong roughly put on his clothes tied up his hair and came out of the bedroom.

Choi Lyong who was sitting on the floor looking outside naturally followed behind and Cheong said good morning.

“Grandpa? Do you have anything to eat? I’m hungry. yes.”

It was a good morning greeting as if he was leaving something to eat but as soon as something popped into his mouth Cheong’s eyes widened and then narrowed into a pretty line.

It’s sticky savory and sweet.

It seems to be a type of gourd with nuts in it.

Cheong stuffed snacks into his empty stomach and watched Danga busy with construction for a while.

Choi Lyon watched with satisfaction.

“What happened last night?”

“Nothing happened. “The government forces retreated.”

“What’s so bland? “They made it look like they were going to attack.”

Actually it wasn’t bland.

The Geum army was massacred Doorsa and the Dongchang Taegam were captured and the Geumwiwi was half-and-half between massacred and captured.

“oh. miss! “Aren’t you the lady at the west gate?”

“Oh? who are you? “Do you know me?”

“The boy is called Changnan Geumho. You can just call me fox. Hehe it’s late but I’ll send you my greetings.”

Then he knelt down on the ground and bowed.

“Are you okay?”

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Cheong looked at the fox’s face and asked.

I don’t know what his original face looked like but I thought it was probably swollen two to three times its size.

Because it looked like a beehive had been touched by the black and swollen bruises and lumps.

“Oh my gosh you even worry about this golden beast. How can you have such a kind heart? But please tone down your words. Hehe I am so dazzled in front of you young lady. If you raise your words even a wall the size of a pea cannot handle it.”

“uh. Yes yes…”

Cheong obeyed obediently.

I wonder if he is someone’s servant.

This was because the Qing never declined.

“Hey you fox. Where has he been since morning! Are you a lady? Be kind in this world! “I will send you these greetings.”

Another servant came and suddenly knelt down.

“Why are you doing this? “Oh!”

“It’s him!”

“I feel great class!”

And then as if some kind of idiot was greeting their brother servants appeared one after another knelt down and touched their heads to offer their greetings and the number gradually increased.

“You are truly a noble person. “From what I can see from the spiritual eyes of this dojo he is a person whose spiritual status is high and a noble spirit flows through him.”

“Is that a pseudo? What kind of spiritual vision is this guy who can’t even find a vein of water? “What kind of a Taoist is this guy who failed seven times in Sacheon where waves and water gush everywhere?”

A group of people gathered around and sat down politely in the front yard bickering and bickering and held a contest to see who could flatter better.

“Last night in my dream while I was walking down the street I saw jade and was about to pick it up. Suddenly a brilliant pearl with five-colored brilliance flew up. Isn’t this a dream of meeting the most noble person in the world? “I can see right away that you are that kind of person!”

“Whatever this bastard does he becomes Suzaku. Where did you sell Blue Dragon Hyeonmu and White Tiger?”

“excuse me. It’s a little thing but…”

A servant whose face was completely hidden by his hair slowly approached me and held out a small box.

When I opened it a jade ring thicker than the hole of my finger was revealed.

A gift is a gift but Cheong looked sour and quietly held it out again.

“It seems very expensive.”

“I picked it up on the street so don’t worry about it…”

“No where is something like this? I know something too. “Go and pick it up.”

“That gnat I offer you a bribe!”

“Boo! You pathetic bastard! “When did you get ready!”

“hmm. I can’t help it. Madam do you enjoy calligraphy and painting? This brush is made from the tail hair of a ferret from Buksan and if it were to be called a brush wouldn’t it be the finest? “I wrote it once but I only tried it so I think it’s more suitable for someone precious than me…”

Then he rushed to Cheong’s front and laid down his prized possessions as if he were offering them but before Cheong had time to refuse Choi Lyon quickly intercepted them and piled them behind his back.

It was then.

“No these are from this morning. So they have nothing to do! If not I will at least help with construction! “You can’t put it out!”

When an old woman with a very strict look appeared and scolded everyone without hiding their fear they dispersed and disappeared.

“Uh who are you?”

“joy. I have never admitted it yet. “But thanks to you the man had a big dream so I’m grateful.”

The old lady Yeonpa clicked her tongue inwardly.

Jamryong who wanted to live quietly now aims to ascend to heaven and if his only goal is to become a woman wouldn’t the whole world laugh at him?

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Still I am thankful for what I am thankful for.

Thanks to this the number of gold soldiers he defeated was as many as 3000 and he eliminated 3000 of the emperor’s most elite soldiers.

In addition Geumuiwi Cheomsa and Muin are 30 years old.

He drove the family of Doorsa the head of the inspection department into extinction and as an added bonus even his classmate Tae-gam was eliminated.

These were all blades that the emperor could wield directly so this was like cutting off one of his limbs.

The emperor’s power collapsed.

If this is the case it is enough to aim for a great cause.

“If your sitting position changes the height of your eyes also changes. “If it goes well it will come back and even if it doesn’t there is no need to be disappointed.”

Yeonpa coldly threw something away.

It was a book without a title and as soon as Cheong touched it the blank window flashed indicating that a new book had been registered.

It meant that I had touched the perfect level so this book was a level Martial Arts book.

“Is this…?”

“It is an item that once caused bloodshed in the river so it would be better to keep it without others knowing.”

Yeonpa looked at the book with somewhat regretful eyes.

It was a look filled with sadness and self-reproach a long-standing resentment.

But didn’t he get excited for a moment and then turn around and walk away?

Cheong tilted his head.

So who are they and who were they…?

Anyway when Cheong checked the martial arts window it was newly registered! Purple Why is it purple all of a sudden?

It’s also a purple new law and its name is Neungpamibo!

Hmm this is my first time hearing it.

It was because Cheong’s knowledge was too limited to know.

And then the mission window started to light up.

What is it why are you making such a fuss?

[First chapter of the Yellow Dragon Struggle. (Unknown) Second Crisis]

[You have been caught up in the royal family’s secret struggle.]

Decide your course of action.

[This choice can affect the world.]

This time there was no word on what to do just one word to decide on the force.

If you do this all of a sudden what should I do?

Cheong just put the mission window away and erased it from his mind.

—-

Afterwards a joint funeral was held at the party house.

It was a funeral officiated by the king himself.

It was a joint funeral to honor the 42 loyal governors of the Tang family who were killed in the artillery fire when the Tang family fought against the traitorous bandit impersonating the imperial army to protect the king and the 117 loyal military governors who lost their lives in the process of suppressing the traitors.

After the funeral a huge monument was erected at the entrance to the main gate of the house and the name was engraved on it.

He said that among the dogs there were some faces that Dannan knew and he looked quite depressed afterwards.

It seemed like that wasn’t the case.

That’s why it was so annoying and clingy to me so I left it alone thinking that I would feel really depressed when I heard that someone I knew had died.

“hey.”

Tangnan immediately put the tops of his knees feet forehead and lower forearms on the ground.

It was a big bow that was always powerful and powerful.

Cheong’s eyes narrowed as he looked down at the back of his head.

“Why are you pecking at someone else’s chest?”

If it had a long tail it could be caught.

Instead of being caught red handed as a criminal he bowed his head in deep apology in the middle of the night.

“No I just thought it felt nice because it was soft. That’s how you say things to your mom at this age. And my mom isn’t that big…”

Tang Nan-ah didn’t really have any other intentions.

At first I was just wondering how something this size could stick together well without sagging and that it was super soft but for some reason the texture wouldn’t go away.

“Miss you ran too. “Why are you doing this with mine instead of leaving yours alone?”

“But it feels completely different. What can I say I don’t feel like I’m being buried in anything. And it’s not like it’s wearing out or anything. Don’t be too mean. “Maybe we can touch each other a little.”

Tang Nan-ah stepped forward proudly.

Here are some things I saw at Cheongdo Shinnyeomun Gate.

The truth is that women like big breasts just as much as men.

Disciples with questionable sexual tastes tended to be self-sufficient while students with good sexual tastes were much more persistent in lusting after other people’s breasts.

At least once a day I would definitely see the scene where the disciples who were carrying something big were so distressed that they retorted and told them to stop.

There were about four disciples who even fearlessly asked if they could touch the recluse’s large breasts just once.

(Of course since Cheong is a foreigner and a comfortable peer he is not treated as an adult other than by his title.)

Cheong’s eyes narrowed.

“But you can’t grope secretly.”

“Ugh. But if you ask me I’ll say no.”

“No. “Do you know how much it tickles?”

“Hmph.”

“What kind of hing is that?” This guy is going to be in big trouble. “Stand on your knees and raise your hands.”

In any case Dannan who had been stabbed obediently complied.

It was also because I knew from countless experiences that in times like this it is beneficial to listen quietly.

Forgiveness is easier than permission!

Tang Nan-ah had a vicious mind that he had learned from the atrocities he had committed over a long period of time and the apologies that followed.

The days of playing and eating continued like that for about a month under the pretext of patching up my broken heart.

And there was a woman who came to Cheong.

The sister-in-law Ho So-in whom Cheong couldn’t wait for and couldn’t even think of!

was still in the process of crossing the continent.

Demon Bridge is too far away.

Moreover it was a journey that did not need to be rushed.

So I was leisurely enjoying my first outing in the central region of my life spending a lot of the travel expenses provided by Shinkyo and with a guide station called Seolganom next to me.

The person who came to Cheong was another woman.

The look in the woman’s eyes as she looked at the memorial stone erected next to the huge gate of the house was somehow not pretty.

Then naturally he asked the Danga warrior guarding the main gate.

“I heard that my disciple is staying at the Tang family. “Isn’t there a bitch here named Seo-mun and Cheong?”

The Tang family warrior froze at that.

“Seomun Sojeo is staying here. “If you say you are his disciple maybe your wife…”

“okay. Who was the current head of the party? Was that a loud-mouthed child? “Go and tell him that Seomun Surin has come looking for his disciple.”

He personally came to find the naughty disciple who left home and did not return.