I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 133



[Episode 133] Dangjihwa

Soon the sparkle in Cheong’s eyes returned.

When Daejeong Seon-gi along with the washing machine chanted Buddhist sutras and poured a dokmaek on the back of the spine the ugly star that had been stuck with a straw through the half-open upper part slipped out and pretended not to have been there.

The reason for his obedient retreat is unknown.

How can a person understand the intentions of the stars?

Strictly speaking Cheong was fine but his life was gone and he returned to being emotional and stupid having a lot of random thoughts and not being particularly kind and looking down at Cho Gwak who had collapsed.

His eyes were fluttering and convulsing and his mouth was continuously pouring out fine foam.

and. He’s not dead yet.

No. Wasn’t it to the point of death?

The only thing that happened was that the danjeon was pierced and the lower part of the pelvis was split into thousands of small pieces.

It is not a fatal wound that will kill you right away.

Cheong squatted down grabbed Cho Kwak’s right wrist and elbow and folded the joints in opposite directions.

Such is the power of blue that it can easily bend even steel.

Nevertheless his hands were shaking and he seemed to be just holding on to his outstretched arm.

How on earth is this body?

I whined like that and then todok todok.

The tissue that is firmly attached to the bone is soon torn apart with the sweet feeling of tearing it apart one by one!

“oh. “It’s done.”

Cheong smiled happily and continued to fold and unfold Cho Gwak’s lower arms left right front and back making a fuss.

Only then did the onlookers realize Cheong’s intentions.

I thought he was grabbing my pulse because he was holding my wrist and shaking it but that wasn’t the case.

They were ripping off a person’s forearm!

Doorsa was scared and shouted.

“What are you doing!”

“Uh… loot search?”

“Can’t you stop? Dare to be an official of the imperial family.”

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“High treason!!! Who manages it? Didn’t everyone hear him swearing at the princess? and. It was really so bad. How could you say something like that to a woman? “It was humiliating for me to hear that.”

It was a sound made while twisting the leather and tendons around the lower forearm that was barely cut off.

“ah!! okay!! Could it be that Doorsa is on the same side as this high-traitor!! So are you trying to cover me up!!”

“No no no! no! No! “No!”

Doorsa was surprised and denied it vehemently.

If you got caught up in something wrong you had to be prepared to have your family wiped out.

It was a petty and mean-spirited act.

Since it is probably a poison there is no poison that causes people to see vain things.

Princess Ha-ryeon was a poet of the era and the emperor himself declared that she was the most beautiful woman in the world so it was natural that Cho Gwak saw the princess’s illusion and dreamed of committing an obscene act.

Since he was a member of the Geumuiwi who trained while residing in the palace there is no one among the guards who has not suffered from lovesickness.

However Princess Ha-ryeon is the emperor’s favorite daughter.

In particular a very small number of high-ranking officials such as Dorsa knew better than others how extreme the emperor’s love for his daughter was.

Since I still cared for my grown daughter with the utmost care as if she were a child I even made her sleep next to me because I was worried that she would be uncomfortable in her sleep.

It was a secret known only to the highest-ranking officials in the imperial palace.

Since he insulted the princess like that the annihilation of his family is certain. Isn’t it time to ask for mercy from the three or nine families?

Meanwhile Cheong finally achieved results.

The area that was originally the right elbow stretched and torn became tattered and bleeding and finally broke out.

After crawling and separating Cho Gwak’s forearm from his body Man Cheong sat up with satisfaction.

—-

Although there was an unpleasant process –

To be precise it was a life-or-death situation with no unpleasant aspects.

However what if we take away the terrible hell-mouth tactics and the cowardly assumptions that are full of suspicion?

It was true that Hwa-gyeong and the third strongest member of the Geumuiwi were manipulated by a young girl who was just at the peak of her powers.

Doorsa had no choice but to step down and take the upper commanding officer without forearms with him.

There is nothing more that can be done.

Rather the morale of the military was so low that it was going underground so he also had to fix it.

Cheong took one of his forearms and presented it to Grandpa Dog as if it were a gift.

“Grandpa this is strange. Can you take a look? “It’s not a human body it’s made of steel. I don’t think even Hancheol would be this hard.”

It’s not something to grill or make soup with so is there any reason to take someone’s arm off and bring it?

It was strange so I brought it to you to check it out.

Of course it was limited to what you could bring.

If Cheong wasn’t satisfied enough with making Goja it wouldn’t be strange for him to tear it apart and throw it away for fun.

“What do you mean?”

After Taesang’s family had accepted it without realizing it it was time to ask what kind of strange noise that was.

“hey!! What does this look like! “I’m really upset!”

Tang Nan-ah screamed loudly grabbed Cheong’s hand and dragged him away.

In fact none of Cheong’s injuries were serious or life-threatening.

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In fact if your bones are damaged or your muscles are cut you won’t be able to use your strength at all.

If I had cut a bleeding area I would have fainted and collapsed on the way.

At best it was only a small superficial wound.

However the wound on his chest was quite deep.

It was only then that Cheong who was led into the assembly hall by Tang Nan-ah noticed the wound on his chest.

“and. My heart has become two halves. “Wow that’s gross.”

1 and (1/2)×2. It was a very accurate expression.

There were no parts missing so the total amount was the same but the milk tomb on the left had been cut vertically at an angle revealing a strange cross-section of something.

“Now is the time to say that!”

Tang Nan-ah slapped Cheong on the shoulder and exhaled sharply.

“If it had been a little deeper all my ribs would have been cut off! “Why aren’t you careful!”

“No I did well against Hwa-kyung. no. I’m sorry….”

Cheong immediately curled his tail when he saw Dannanah’s expression with tears streaming down his face.

Because he has a tough(?) mentality to upset someone who is upset due to worry.

Instead Cheong quietly tried to change the topic.

“Will it leave a scar?”

“The person who worries about that doesn’t even care about themselves!”

“No that’s not it. Wouldn’t it be cool to have a scar? usually.”

“hey!!!”

slap. Cheong finally got hit again.

Fortunately because he was a tough kid it ended with a slap.

If Seomun Surin had heard of it it was a terrifying joke that would have resulted in injury and a serious blow from a master who reached the level of the police.

“I will take responsibility and make sure there are no scars so don’t talk nonsense.”

Cheong felt a little unfair.

It split vertically at an angle and was later cut horizontally again about two finger joints.

When the two are put together it looks like a beautiful cross.

If you’re a sword expert shouldn’t you have at least one wound like that?

“No it’s true. “It doesn’t matter if a scar remains so don’t be so upset.”

However Cheong’s sincerity did not resonate.

Instead of being understood it only led to a major misunderstanding.

Even if a woman doesn’t talk about her breasts is there anyone who doesn’t care?

If it’s small it’s small. If it’s big it’s large. It’s a precious thing that I secretly look at on my own and worry about whether the shape is okay whether the color is strange whether it’s pretty or not and what to do if it comes up later.

Even if you cut it in half and say you might feel sorry wouldn’t it be cool even if the scars remain? In fact you can’t help but feel even more sorry.

In fact it was said that Cheong would misunderstand.

There is a beautiful scar on the woman’s chest so what could it be used for?

I showed my chest to a person passing by and said ‘Look at this. Wow knife marks! ‘You know the cross!’ It’s not something to brag about.

“You really are. “Really… black.”

Tang Nan-ah burst into tears.

And then he had to pay a heavy price for playing on a woman’s innocence with nonsense.

“evil! it hurts! Just be gentle! Save me! Save people! “A congressman kills people!”

“No I hit a lot of Mabisan why are you killing me so hard? “Is this enough for even an elephant to hear it?”

“Can I give you some of those cherry blossoms?”

“Does he know how harmful cherry blossoms are?”

“Sseuup huuk huuk. Turn it off. evil!”

The Qing cursed the strategy for the first time since leaving the country.

Isn’t it humanely necessary to undergo anesthesia?

Why do cherry blossoms work but anesthesia doesn’t work?

In fact pain itself is necessary for the survival of the body.

Therefore anesthesia is harmful.

Cherry blossoms do not eliminate pain. It’s just something to hide it by elevating your mood so in modern times you could analyze it and think about what hormones are doing.

Cheong doesn’t know anyway.

So all I can do is curse my cursed constitution that doesn’t respond to anesthesia and the person who recommended that choice.

—-

It was that night that Grandpa Dog came to visit.

We warmly welcomed the old man who had been generously given to us by Cheong.

“and. “I heard that very well.”

You have no choice but to listen carefully.

Even in the history of Tang Ga which is called the Seven Great Readings there are seven unique readings that are evaluated to be almost a product of coincidence.

There were seven types of Palsaekbunhwandok Gyeonhonsu Shinseonpung Talbaekmimangsan Chilbodanhonsan Odokshinmu and Myeolhondan.

The materials that Taesang Gaju personally touched were the best readings of Tang Ga.

Moreover Gaju Taesang is the greatest dictator in the world.

It was the result of the world’s worst poison being modified by the world’s greatest craftsman.

Even if you were a master of Hyeongyeong or higher if you couldn’t quickly catch and drive out or burn off the poison in the beginning you would have ended up in a miserable situation.

Moreover Cho Gwak lost his senses and could not notice the poison which was also a result of the fact that his blood pressure was already greatly damaged due to the minor magic attack.

“Is there more? “I used up all three pills…”

“Hehe it just came out by chance that’s all. I’m sorry if there are any leftovers but I was going to ask for some. “I can’t help it.”

The head of the Taesang family also showed signs of disappointment.

Since it was something I made as a hobby it wasn’t just one piece.

However since there was no one to use it I kept it aside and did not write down the preparation separately.

However after seeing the amazing effects of the modified Talbaekmimangsan I thought I should give it a proper name and put it on the family’s list of poisons but it turned out that I had already used up all of it.

“ah. okay. But how did you read it? “Did you learn anything about dragon poisoning?”

“ah. “That’s it.”

When Cheong held out his hand Choi Lyon looked at him blankly.

It is only after Cheong purses his lips and whistles that he realizes the meaning and takes out the Bokshin Jeok.

Cheong who received the Bokshinjeok pretended to insert a poisonous pill into the hole of the flute and shook it once in a restrained manner.

If something was inside it would have been thrown away by centrifugal force.

Boksinjeok was a very versatile club that could withstand a strong sword make a sound and even fire a poisonous weapon!

“Oh! “The child’s wit is truly amazing!”

The head of the Taesang family did not spare his admiration.