I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 128



[Episode 128] Dangjihwa

At this point it could be said that the bullshit or even cat talk had surpassed the level of shamelessness so Doorsa’s brain function stopped for a while and she was just in a daze.

Then I screamed loudly.

“That makes sense!”

“We can’t believe it either. But what to do with something that is true? “Should I tell you a lie because I don’t think you will believe me?”

“I heard the mug is made of iron? What the hell is this guy who can’t communicate. Well I’ll have to check if that’s true. you there “Go in and prove what your matriarch says.”

Then one of the Danga masters who was pointed out showed his palm and responded.

“You mean little people? “I believe in the head of the family.”

“Didn’t you say it’s not about faith it’s about proof?”

“If that’s what you mean you don’t have to worry because the little person clearly saw that cat with his own eyes.”

After Doorsa did that I realized that even if I tried harder it wouldn’t listen.

But isn’t it clear that if the soldiers are immediately brought into Dangata they will spray the prepared poison when the time is right?

Doorsa gritted her teeth at that.

Cheong’s eyes lit up when he saw that.

Then he took about two steps to the side and quietly asked the old man who was introduced as some sort of high-ranking man.

“Is it okay for us to lose our temper over there? “You said it as if you had to endure a lot of humiliation.”

“It’s on our side. Ah I have made a truly good friend. “It’s so special so I’ll give it to you.”

“Oh thank you.”

The old man very naturally took something out of his arms and held it in his hand.

It was a small vial the size of two fingers.

“I personally touched a canine beast. If there’s an ugly guy mix it with sweet alcohol and feed it to him. “After working out your muscles will relax and you will end up urinating.”

Isn’t this an extreme poison that can literally annihilate society in one blow?

“and! thank you! “This is such a precious thing.”

Cheong smiled brightly and took the special dog spirit.

Cheong’s expression was so honest that a smile spread across the old man’s face when he saw the bright joy.

But what is this old man? Is it a poison vending machine?

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Is this the principle of a villager giving you something if you talk to him?

The correct answer is that I will become the head of the family the most senior person in the family who is worried about my granddaughter and stays by her side.

He was the one who gave Dannanah gifts from a young age and made him develop a hobby for all kinds of nasty poisons.

It was only after that that the Taesang family gave an explanation.

“The Tang family does not forget its grudges so the arrogance of someone who dares to break through the main gate of the Four Heavenly Tang Family is a serious crime worthy of death. “Just putting up with that is humiliating enough so shouldn’t we at least scratch that inside?”

“ah.”

“But it’s better if you make a big mistake. “Isn’t it the law of this Jungwon that it is okay to catch a horse’s pod and cut it with a knife if there is a justification for it?”

There has never been such a law in the world since ancient times.

However the laws of the world that an old man who had lived for a long time discovered through his years were not wrong.

“However if one of us makes a mistake we are annihilated and that person dies alone and another person takes his place so our party is at a very disadvantage in this fight. Do you understand?”

What can I scratch from here?

Then isn’t that my specialty?

Cheong’s eyes sparkled.

“Then can I take the medicine too?”

“It’s truly lovely that you want to help in any way possible. It’s amazing so I’ll give it to you. “I personally touched Mount Talbaekmimang.”

The Taesang family again handed over a small glass bottle.

Inside were three pills that looked like goat excrement.

“Once you put it in your mouth and swallow it the medicinal effect takes effect and at the same time it stimulates sexual desire and makes you feel empty. You can definitely see him fucking in the air. There’s nothing you can’t say to a girl. “It’s the main policy.”

“and! thank you! “It looks like fun so I’ll definitely try it.”

It was an extreme poison that once again brought about social death.

I don’t know why he kept touching it personally but it was precious so Cheong happily accepted it.

“However didn’t that Tujuk guy originally speak out in an amazing way and take over the position of the head of the family? “There is no one in this family who is as good at using his tongue as he is so I’m sure he will take care of himself if I leave it to him.”

Indeed after that the provincial commander retreated as if there was nothing he could do.

“Hmm. It looks like the search isn’t going well so I’ll call it a day. Control the poison as soon as possible and comply with the Emperor’s solemn command.”

It was a decision victory for the party.

—-

Since Doorsa did not come with the intention of being attacked the next step was to blockade Dangata.

They surrounded all the soldiers and blocked all the entrances and exits of Dangata preventing not only people but also goods from entering.

Among the logistics there is food and people cannot live without eating so it is up to you whether you die of starvation or treason.

But Cheong ate well.

The people in the party also had a good meal.

Because there are already multiple secret passages so it just becomes a hassle to bring in the plants.

Since what Dangga needed was time Dangga also pretended to be obedient.

“Oh my goodness. “How can you live if you even block planting?”

“Hmm hmm. “We all do what we are told to do.”

It was like this.

By the fourth day Doorsa felt something suspicious.

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Isn’t it a bit strange that they have stored up so much food?

In the meantime two dots were placed on the map of Sacheon so the locations of two artillery batteries were already found.

It wasn’t until the seventh day and night that Dorosa came again leading his soldiers in droves.

This time not only was the door company brought along but also a new family member a group of warriors dressed in ceremonial uniforms made of brilliant gold silk.

“I definitely warned you but you still haven’t acted like a criminal.”

“You’re a sinner. “Is there a criminal here?”

“Hmph Commander Cheomsa. What did I say? Just look at the shameless lies this shameless traitor tells. “We need to rush in and slaughter them right away.”

Cheong looked at the scene and asked.

“What are those shiny things?”

“They are the ones called the Gold Justice Committee.”

The Gold Guards are literally warriors dressed in gold clothes.

However since this golden military uniform was a uniform exclusively for the armed forces directly under the emperor each and every one of them belonged to a fairly high official position.

It was also an occupation that was almost identical to the group called the SS when Germany was an empire in the Qing hometown.

It was the army the secret police and the emperor’s blade.

As Grandpa Dok explained no Taesanggaju’s complexion became a little cloudy.

“I think the emperor has made up his mind. “If you are a commanding officer you are the third highest in the Geumwiwi so it is unlikely that you will come down to the local area.”

Anyway a fight over the family’s fate begins again.

“Seven days have passed so we will most likely have achieved the rank of admiral. “I accepted the search this time.”

“this. “Actually last night an evil wild cat ran into the warehouse and caused a ruckus and as it happened it ran around with a bag full of poison in its mouth so Dangata was all over the place.”

It was the same line as if it had been copied and pasted.

“Didn’t you say that last time too?”

“Isn’t it true that history repeats itself?”

“There are degrees of shameless things.”

Doorsa trembled with a tired face.

Cheong was just amazed.

Isn’t this temple great?

Moreover it was an expression of his will to follow the three-quarter four-quarter cycle and eat frugally until the end of the day.

From now on every night before the visit the poisonous impervious and invincible cat will steal the infinite poison pouch and sprinkle it here and there meticulously.

However since Doorsa was no ordinary person he immediately realized that there was no way to continue confronting him like this so he immediately turned away.

At that time Cheong suddenly raised his voice.

“right! Mr. Door! wait a minute! “I have something important to tell you.”

Doorsa who was just about to take a step looked at Cheong’s Myeonsa and gave him a look that was suspicious but also a little hopeful.

“…What was it? “If you are planning to report those shameless traitors I will put my name on the line and do your best to save just one woman.”

Then Cheong spoke to Dantujuk.

“Is that it matriarch? Our food waste is overflowing so it smells a lot these days. Could you please ask them to clean it up on their way back? “They blocked the door and prevented people from getting in but the person who blocked it should clean it up.”

“oh. That’s a good idea. Doorsa may I ask you a favor? Since the host is so big it is normal for the party to have plenty of food and still have leftovers.”

It was a mockery that no matter how much you blocked it it was useless because there was a separate way in.

The party members responded by giggling and laughing on purpose.

“Can’t you just shut up! Traitors you can’t deal with! These guys will rip your limbs off and throw you away as dog food! “You bastards who will skewer grill and eat your children!”

“ah. Are you talking about the end of a traitor? So what about those who stick a wick in their belly and use it as a candle? “I think even if you buy a door you’ll have plenty of time to ride for seven days.”

It was a dignified sarcastic comment on the fact that Doorsa had the same appearance as Dongtak.

“this person…! let’s go! “You fucking bastards….”

In the end Doorsa with a red face left with a swear word.

Sacheondanga Lee Seung.

After that Grandpa Poison once again held out a glass bottle.

“The child’s wit is truly amazing. It’s amazing so I’ll give it to you. “I personally touched Sinseonlung.”

This time it was an empty sealed glass bottle.

“If you inhale through your nose or mouth your breathing will turn into an ugly flute sound for 15 days and will make you clank harshly. And your voice will become even more ridiculous so even if I tell you that I won’t be able to stop myself from bursting into laughter. “If you are a person who laughs hard you might find yourself laughing so hard that you might end up losing your breath.”

Everything they touched was poison persistently seeking to save face.

“and! Thank you so much. I didn’t want this. lol. “I will use it well.”

Cheong happily accepted the bottle again.