113|Laughing at the jokes that messed me up and messed up my secretary.

Shifu Wudu was violently pushed by him, the honorable Water Master, nearly fell to the ground, in a state of distress, stunned, half a moment, before he said, “Qingxuan, it’s elder brother.”

Shi Qingxuan roared, “I know it’s you!!!”

If you know it’s Shifu Wudu, and you’re not delirious, why are you still reacting like this?

Shi Wudu reached out his hand again: ”It’s alright ……” Shi Qingxuan opened it and said: ”It’s alright my ass! How can it be all right! You stop talking, ah! I can’t stand it!”

The moment these words came out, not only Shifu Wudu, but also Ling Wen and Pei Ming, who had instructed his subordinates to come back, both changed their faces. Pei Ming said, “Qing Xuan, don’t be ridiculous, you’re not slapping your brother in the face and pouring arsenic in his heart by saying this.”

Usually, when Shi Qingxuan heard Pei Ming open his mouth, he had to choke him twice, but now he was holding his head in silence and simply ignoring it, mumbling to himself like a ghost, ”I don’t want to hear anything. You also do not say. You let me calm down. You go. You hurry up and go!!!”

Shifu Wudu finally couldn’t stand it anymore.

He droned, “What are you babbling about!”

Spirit Man also said, “Wind master master, something you just say out, say out or solve ……”

Shi Qingxuan angrily said: “You do not understand what I said? All of you get lost, all of you get lost okay!!!! Ah!!! Ah ！！！！” He roared like crazy, shouting and even spat out a mouthful of blood, Xie Ren said, “Master Feng!”

Shi Wudu took hold of his pulse and probed it for a moment, all of a sudden his complexion became more terrifying than a ghost, and he seemed to be about to spit out a mouthful of blood on the spot as well. Xie Ren said, “Master Shui, what happened to Master Feng?” As he said this, he was about to reach out to probe, but Shi Wudu violently opened his hand and looked at him angrily, as if he could never allow Xie Ren to probe what was going on in Shi Qingxuan’s body. Thereupon, he said to his brother, ”You’re sick, you’re frightened, I’ll take you back to be cured. It will definitely be possible to cure you.”

Shi Qingxuan stared into his eyes and said word for word, ”I’m not sick. You should know best if I’m sick or not! Don’t think I’m crazy, I’m wide awake, I’ve never been this lucid before!”

Shi Wudu grabbed him and dragged him toward the car, drinking, “You don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense.”

Shi Qingxuan screamed furiously, “Brother Ming, Brother Ming save me, His Highness the Crown Prince save me!”

He stretched out his hands and grabbed one with each hand, Xie Ren and Ming Yi both held his outstretched hands, but Shi Wudu dragged him away brutally again, saying, “Let’s go, it’s alright, brother is here.”

Shi Qingxuan was still yelling, and Pei Ming and Ling Wen helped Shi Wudu hold him down. Ming Yi said, “Your brother doesn’t want to go back with you!”

Xie Ren also said, “That vernacular True Immortal has not yet been resolved, Lord Shui Shi you intend to ……”

Shifu Wudu snapped, “What vernacular True Immortal, presses on not knowing what you guys are talking about. He’s sick and confused, that’s all!”

Xie Ren said, “But the wind master ……”

Shifu Wudu interrupted them and said, ”This is my younger brother, wouldn’t I be doing him a favor? I don’t need you two outsiders to bother about my family’s affairs! Please don’t talk nonsense outside either, just mind your own business!” After saying that, then in front of the division Qingxuan waved his hand, whisked down, whisked stunned forcibly brought on the gold car. Although his words are hard to hear, but listen to Xie Ren was stunned, is this reasoning, after all, Shi Wudu is Shi Qingxuan’s own brother, could he still harm Shi Qingxuan? Moreover, there are two other magi accompanying him, going back with them is the safest thing to do. People’s families have stepped in, how can outsiders continue to interfere?

That cracked into two halves of the wind master fan fell to the ground unattended, Ling Wen will pick it up, to Xie Ren two people said: “Prince, the earth master master, do not be offended, the water master adults are concerned about the chaos, this is a family matter, family scandal can not be publicized, I hope that the two of you to keep their mouths shut. He will certainly give two adults to make amends.” A few pleasantries, also hurriedly on the car. That golden car rumbles and rumbles, takes off on the ground and rises up. Looking at that a smoke haze gradually disappeared in the night sky, Xie Ren then determined that the water division actually really just took the wind division away, and they, after tossing and turning for a long time, were actually just left here.

As Ming Yi turned to leave, Xie Ren looked back and said, “Earth Master!”

Ming Yi paused, turned back to look at him meaningfully, and said, “Don’t worry, I won’t say anything about what happened in Flower City.”

Xie Ren sighed in relief and said, “Many thanks. Are you going up to see Master Feng?”

Ming Yi nodded once and turned to continue on his way. Although Xie Ren was also worried about the Wind Master, but the Upper Heavenly Court Medical Immortal Great Powers were all more useful than him, and since Shi Wudu was bound to be unwilling to allow outsiders to see his brother’s frenzied state, no matter how one thought about it, it was not a good time to visit right now. On the contrary, just now Hua Cheng suddenly left, it is more difficult to rest assured, weighing a moment, or decided to go to find Hua Cheng first. Decided, Xie Ren left the wine pouring platform, quickly rushed up the night road. Can not be used to shrink the ground a thousand miles, there is no bronze horse and gold car, can rely on only this pair of legs, running on the mountain road. While walking, I thought to myself: “What exactly is the situation on Sanlang’s side? Just now, looking at his expression and listening to his tone, it seems that the situation is not light. I hope I can help him a little this time.”

Traveled less than an incense stick, suddenly, he perceived that the road ahead was filled with demonic qi, and his vision was unclear, so he couldn’t help but slow down his pace, and thought, “It can’t be. Encountered something again?”

Standing on the side of the road, waiting to see what would happen, for a long time, in the demonic aura in front of him, there was a strange trumpet sound.

“Yelp, yelp, yelp.”

“Yelp, yelp, yelp.”

At the end of the road ahead, an extremely tall black shadow was revealed in shadow.

That black tall, seemingly there are still shadows floating, can not see what exactly is, Xie Ren has never seen this shape of things, but it is indeed a behemoth. He couldn’t help but take a step back vigilantly, his left hand Ruoxi was poised and ready to fire, and his right hand was placed on the hilt of the Fangxin Sword.

In a matter of moments, the behemoth slowly revealed its true form from the mist. Xie Ren’s eyes widened slightly. It turned out to be a magnificent walking carriage.

That step carriage is very magnificent, golden cover hanging down delicate tassels and flowing veil, if there is someone sitting on it, will certainly be covered in a charming red curtain, only reflected a person’s reverie shadow. Carrying that step carriage, is actually four skeletons unusually tall gold skeleton, “yelp” “yelp” shouting horn, is rushing. Each skeleton skull side are floating a few groups of leisurely ghost fire, turn around, seems to be used for illumination, because whenever the place is too dark, the ghost fire suddenly burned extremely strong.

This scene is too strange, demonic, Xie Ren can not help but jaw, thinking that this is not to meet which ghost lady out and lover’s rendezvous? Hurriedly retreated to the side of the road, making way. Who knows, those four golden skeletons but carrying that gorgeous step carriage, stopped in front of him, and turned their skulls in unison.

A golden skeleton’s mandibles clicked as it emitted a human voice from nowhere, shivering, “Lord City Lord sent us to fetch His Royal Highness, the Crown Prince of the Immortal Bliss Kingdom. Is that highness you?”

“……”

Lord City Lord, it should be Flower City. Xie Ren’s hand moved down from the hilt of his sword and said, “It’s me.”

Ka ka ka ka. The skeletons seemed to be extremely jubilant, lowering the step carriage and saying, “Come on up, let’s go!”

Should he let these four golden skeletons carry him to meet Flower City? Xie Ren said stiffly, “This …… isn’t very convenient, is it?”

“No. Where’s the inconvenience? That’s what we do.”

“Your Highness, please come up! The Lord of the City is waiting for you.”

Thus, Xie Ren carefully stepped into that step carriage, lifted the veil, sat up, and said, “Thank you.”

The golden skeletons were happy, clicking and not knowing what they were saying, and raised the step-chariot, which turned upside down on the mountain road.

That step on the carriage set up brocade soft seat, very comfortable, Xie Ren is sitting in the center, always feel a person sitting slightly wide. Those golden skeletons carrying the step carriage looks upside down and shaky, in fact, after sitting up, is very stable, line extremely fast, faster than the imperial sword flight, and in addition to those golden skeletons like to shout some strange horns, almost no sound, than that rumbling copper horses and gold car quiet much more, more mysterious.

The first time, Xie Ren traveled in a step carriage when he was the crown prince. At that time, the age of small, sitting in the lap of his father or mother, carried by carefully selected palace people, the front and back of the embrace, very powerful, grow up a little less love to sit, this is the first time to be carried by these things to run, can not help but feel peculiar. Ran for a while, suddenly felt a group of green ghost fire in front through the veil reflected in, ahead of a burst of whispers, said: “Who is coming? To pass from this cemetery, shall not leave something?”

After all, they encountered wild ghosts that blocked the road, and they were black eating black, ghost eating ghosts, and they even ate their way to the head of Flower City, and the skeletons clicked and laughed, “What do you want to leave behind?”

Xie Ren was just thinking about whether to go out and solve the problem when he heard those thin voices screaming, “Ah yo yo yo yo sorry! Blind our dog’s eyes didn’t know it was Lord Flower City his old man’s carriage! Go back to your graves, go back to your graves! Please feel free to pass through!”

The golden skeletons said, “It’s late, it’s late, the city lord has explained that this highness sitting in the carriage cannot be rushed at all. Now that we have delayed His Highness in his journey, tell yourselves what to do!”

Listening to the ghosts and wolves all around him, Xie Ren couldn’t help himself and spoke out, “That, forget it. Since we’re in a hurry, let’s not worry about this.”

The skeletons said, “Since Your Highness said so, then just let them go. It’s cheap for you guys!”

Xie Ren added, “However, remember not to stop the road and victimize pedestrians.”

The wild ghosts rejoiced, “No no no, promise absolutely never! Thank you, my lord!”

The skeletons droned, “Let’s go!”

As she passed, Xie Ren faintly heard the female ghosts muttering curiosities from the ground, “Hey, you guys, which one of His Highnesses is sitting in this carriage? I’ve never heard of Lord Flower City’s golden carriage carrying anyone else.”

“If it were a woman, it would be nice to think about it. It’s strange that it’s a man.”

Xie Ren thought to himself, “What’s so strange about it?”

The next moment, I heard those female ghosts say, “Yes. I said before that this carriage is definitely for the lady!”

………………

After days of running around, Xie Ren sat in the carriage, feeling slightly sleepy, supporting his forehead with his hand, taking a nap for a few moments, and after a while, sensing that the carriage had stopped again, Xie Ren said in a daze, “What’s wrong?”

He thought he had encountered another wild spirit blocking the road, and as soon as the words left his mouth, the step-carriage sank slightly, but it was a man who came up, picked up the veil, and said softly, “Brother?”

Xie Ren rubbed his eyes, squinted, looked out, and said, “Sanlang?”

The visitor was naturally Hua Cheng. He was slightly startled when he saw Xie Ren in this squarely awake, hazy and unclear state. Xie Ren sat up a little embarrassed, coughed lightly and said, “I accidentally fell asleep.”

With that, Hua Cheng laughed and sat up as well, saying, ”Brother is too tired. Squeeze. Brother is not to blame.”

Xie Ren nodded his head and endeavored to sit to the right, wanting to make a little more room for Hua Cheng, but Hua Cheng reached out and wrapped his right shoulder around him and brought it back, saying, “It’s not necessary. It’s wide enough.”

In fact, not enough. This step carriage is also made cleverly, one person sits wide, two people sit but a little crowded, unless like Xie Ren childhood, one person sits on the lap of the other, that is just right. Xie Ren said, “It’s a coincidence that you just left, and the upper heavenly court came down three magi at once.”

Hua Cheng hummed, “Three tumors huh. I expected it.”

Xie Ren jokingly asked, “Could it be that’s why you ran away?”

Hua Cheng also jokingly replied back, “No, I’m going to call for a car. How about it, brother, this ghostly car of the Underworld of mine, isn’t it much more interesting than those bronze horses and golden carriages of the Divine Officials in the Upper Heaven?”

Xie Ren said, “Funny, funny as hell.” After laughing a few times, remembering the wind master’s unusual situation, she couldn’t laugh anymore, and corrected her color, saying, “By the way, Sanlang, what was it that you wanted to tell me just now?”

Without realizing it, the two of them locked eyes. Huacheng was still holding Xie Ren’s right shoulder, not letting go, as if he was cradling him in his arms. If you look from the outside, you can only see two overlapping silhouettes within the veil of the stepping carriage, nestled in one place, inseparable. And within the red curtain, Hua Cheng smiled.

He said, “Brother, get married.”

“……”

Xie Ren said blankly, “…… ah?”

Such a gaze, such words, close at hand, nowhere to avoid. At that moment, Xie Ren’s eyes were colorful, his mind was blank, the whole person was stiff. More than a zombie.

Seeing him in this shape, Hua Cheng withdrew his arm and said cheekily, “Just kidding. Was brother startled?”

“……”

Xie Ren easily came back to his senses and said, “…… You’re too naughty. How can you joke about such words?”

It was more than being scared. It was so frightening that he nearly went into cardiac arrest. It actually brought on a slight pout that even he didn’t realize.

Flower City harrumphed, “My bad.”

He straightened a pair of long legs, folded up, set up in front, shaking boots, silver chain collision, issued a clanking clear sound, really naughty. If in the past, Xie Ren will feel that he this juvenile mind is very interesting, very cute, now but for some reason, was disturbed by the sound of the quiet, inexplicably annoyed, baffled half a day, can not help but say in the heart once again: “How can you take this kind of words to joke it …… “

But it’s also true when you think about it. It’s because one really doesn’t care that one can make jokes about it.

Noticing that he looked different, Hua Cheng sat upright at once and said, “Your Highness, don’t mind it, I was wrong just now. I will never make such a joke again.”

See him so solemn apology, Xie Ren in turn guilty, thought: “is not stupid, a joke just, what is the big deal. Besides, Sanlang only said ‘get married’, and did not say with whom to get married, where are you thinking. Come back quickly! Immediately! Immediately!!!”

After slamming herself a few times in her heart and fixing her mind, Xie Ren laughed, “No, no, no, what’s wrong with you? Don’t get me wrong, I was thinking about that matter of Master Wind Master just now, that’s why my expression was a bit more serious.”

Hua Cheng said, “Oh? Shui Hengtian has come down, that matter of his should be resolved.”

Both of them were extremely cooperative. Xie Ren seriously thought about it, gently shook his head, and said, “Sanlang, do you really think that this is resolved? I always feel that this is just the beginning.”

Shi Qingxuan had always respected and loved his brother, and having just gotten out of danger, the moment he saw his face, it was this reaction, which couldn’t help but give him a frightening thought – could the person who had cajoled Shi Qingxuan into opening the door be Shi Wudu?

Although Shi Wudu should have been with Ling Wen, General Pei and the others at that time, it would not be particularly difficult for a Magus with high magical power to use the Split|Body Technique to do something. He was about to continue stating some of his doubts and speculations to Hua Cheng when Hua Cheng said, “No. This matter is already over.”

His tone was certain, and Xie Ren couldn’t help but be stunned, saying, “Sanlang?”

Hua Cheng gazed at him and said, “Brother, do you believe me?”

Xie Ren also gazed at him and said, “I believe.”

Hua Cheng slowly said, “Then, trust me: the Wind Master, the Water Master, the Earth Master, the Spirit Man, and Pei Ming. These Magi, the farther you stay away from them, the better.”