103|The Vernacular Immortal’s Joyous Feast and Crying Mourning

Xie Ren said, “How?”

Ming Yi fell face down on the altar with a loud bang and seemed to have lost consciousness.

On the other hand, Shi Qingxuan was silent and shed two lines of tears.

“……”

Xie Ren hesitantly said, “Your Excellencies, in the end how, can you pull yourself together and comment with words?”

Shi Qingxuan came back to his senses, wiped a handful of tears, grabbed his hand, shook it hard, and said in a muffled manner, “…… Your Highness the Crown Prince.”

Xie Ren backhanded him and said, “What?”

Shi Qingxuan big tongue, can not speak, half a long time, aldicot and tears to push Ming Yi, said: “Ming brother …… Ming brother! Ming brother what’s wrong with you, cheer up a little, you wake up!”

Ming Yi lay on the table without moving. Shi Qingxuan has always been unable to tolerate other people do not give their own response, the more they pushed more and more ruthless, and finally pinched each other and shook up. Xie Ren couldn’t stand to watch, couldn’t help but remind, “Master Feng or you put down the broom first, have a good conversation.”

Shi Qingxuan pinched his broom and turned back to say loudly, ”Ah? What did you say, Your Highness the Crown Prince? I can’t hear you!”

Xie Ren was helpless and shouted into his ear, “Master Wind Master! What you’re holding isn’t the Earth Master, the Earth Master is over here, over here!”

At this time, Ming Yi sat up violently. He actually instantly regained his male appearance, his face was blue, and he spluttered, “I have a heart demon. Please help me get rid of it.”

A spoonful of soup can actually eat out of the heart demon, Xie Ren was shocked, mumbling, “…… No right ……”

Shi Qingxuan, however, pointed at Ming Yi and said with his eyes wide open, ”Slow down, you! What kind of demon are you that you dare to play tricks in front of this Wind Master? Where’s brother Ming, quickly I’ll cover you, we’ll take him down together first.” Saying that, he grabbed that broom with one hand, and with one hand, he offered up the Wind Master’s fan. This fan goes down, the whole roof will definitely fly, Xie Ren hurriedly went up to hold him, said: “Please don’t please don’t please. Two adults, you all wake up okay!”

“Hahahahaha hey hey hey hey ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ……”

Chi Rong pounded the ground outside the door and laughed, cursing, “Serves you right! Dog official! Quickly ascend to heaven! Painful! Relief!”

The two Divine Masters in the room fell to the east and west, moaning | groaning more than. Hua Cheng leaned against the wall with his arms wrapped around him, Xie Ren looked at him, then looked at the ground holding his head and curled up on the Wind Master and Earth Master, whispered: “Is it that the water added or less …… how could the reaction be greater than Qi Rong?”

Flower City raised an eyebrow and said, “I think it’s quite good. It’s a matter of their tastes, I guess. It happens all the time.”

Xie Ren, however, hadn’t thought about what Qi Rong ate on a regular basis and what the magi ate on a regular basis. Comparing the two, the Magi felt a greater discrepancy and excitement, and naturally reacted more violently. Of course, he hadn’t even thought about whether there was anything more to the pot after it passed through Hua Cheng’s hands.

Under depression and guilt, he gave Shi Qingxuan and Ming Yi a full seven or eight bowls of water each before the two Magi woke up leisurely. Although they were still as blue and straight-eyed as Qi Rong, they were at least lucid and their speech was clearer. The only small problem was that Shi Qingxuan still couldn’t stop his tears from flowing, and bit his tongue from time to time when he spoke, but there was no major problem.

After an hour of chicken and dogs, the four of them finally sat down neatly around the offering table.

Ming Yi was still face down on the table, motionless, like a corpse. Xie Ren said with a straight face, “Master Wind Master, you just said that there is something very important that you want to ask for my help, what exactly is it?”

The haggard faced Shi Qingxuan threw a soundproofing spell at the door to make sure that the people outside couldn’t hear it before he muffled his voice and said, ”…… It’s like this. Cough, cough. Your Highness the Crown Prince, you’re a great hermit, you’ve been practicing on earth for eight hundred years, you’ve traveled a lot and seen a lot, so you should have encountered a lot of demons and devils, right?”

Xie Ren clasped his hands and said, “Yes, I have encountered some.”

Shi Qingxuan said, “Then I would like to ask, have you …… ever met a ‘vernacular immortal’?”

Xie Ren was stunned and said, “A joyous banquet crying and mourning, a vernacular immortal?”

Shi Qingxuan lowered his voice and said, “Precisely!”

Suddenly, Xie Ren felt a rush of creepiness and a whoosh of cold air ran up his spine.

At the same time, there seemed to be someone in his ear, laughing softly and coldly while humming a bizarre and incomparable ditty.

The tiny Bodhisattvas Guan that was originally warm and bright with sunlight leaking in through the windows and broken holes also dimmed at some point, as if it was shrouded in a huge shadow. And Xie Ren’s limbs were getting colder and colder, as cold as iron.

“……”

“……”

“……”

Xie Ren couldn t help but wrap his clothes tightly and felt that it was still necessary to speak straight, saying, “I want to ask …… who is laughing? Who is singing? Who is blowing cold air behind me? Who made the room so dark?”

Shi Qingxuan wiped his tears and said, “Oh, it’s all me. It’s a little spell I cast, don’t mind it, it’s just to be a little more atmospheric.”

The other three people by the supply table are all speechless. A long time ago, Xie Ren held his forehead, helplessly said, “…… wind division adults, or else, this cold wind or don’t blow it, this weather, everyone is not wearing much. And actually the atmosphere was originally good, you manually add cold wind, with music …… but all stirred up.”

Shi Qingxuan said, “Ah? Is that so?” So with a wave of his hand, he withdrew the cold wind that was pouring coolly into the four people’s backs, and said, “But the room is still as dark as it is, I’ll light a candle to make it more sensational.” Saying that, he really took out a candle and lit it. The ghostly firelight shone on the two snow-white faces and two white with green faces, it really has a very atmosphere, very feeling, only to let the Chi Rong outside the house look at it to be scared to ghost roar and scream what the hell.

The remaining three people didn t want to say anything, Hua Cheng leaned back, and Ming Yi kept her corpse up. Xie Ren rubbed his brow and said, ‘ s Continue …… Where were we just talking about? Vernacular Immortal. You said that the rotten mouth monster is it earlier, once you said vernacular immortal, I still haven’t reacted to what it is.”

Shi Qingxuan was shocked, “Your Highness the Crown Prince you’ve got a lot of guts, it’s not good to call it that!”

Vernacular Immortal, although known as “Immortal”, but we call it “Immortal”, but it is meaningful, to save face, afraid to call it unpleasant, in case it knows, you have to come to your good looks. In fact, we all hate to call it rotten mouth immortal rotten mouth monster, the more unpleasant the better. Because it is really hateful to the extreme.

It is true that ordinary demons and monsters are scary at best, but it is an “abomination”. Because, it likes to suddenly come out and throw a pot of cold water when a person is happy. Imagine a couple getting married, and such a thing shows up at their wedding banquet, drinks their wedding wine, and suddenly says, “It won’t be long before you’re separated!” Or, when the master of a family is promoted, it suddenly appears and says, amidst all the congratulations, “In a few years, you will be sent to jail!”

If it haunts one person, it will follow them like a shadow, binding them tightly and constantly sending out the exact opposite curse when that person’s joyful event arrives. One can only imagine how abominable it is. Especially those who are very jealous of bad omen family, encounter this thing, bad dead. No one wants to be haunted by this kind of thing, but if you meet it, you can only consider yourself unlucky, because so far no one has figured out how it picks people to do it.

It looked like Shi Qingxuan was terrified of this thing, but Xie Ren was not concerned and said, “Nothing. There’s nothing to fear from this thing.”

To be precise, it was the thing that was afraid of him. Shi Qingxuan came into the spirit and said, “It seems like you’ve encountered it, Your Highness the Crown Prince? Is it possible for this kind of thing to be completely obliterated?”

After pondering for a moment, Xie Ren said, “I did encounter two of them many years ago, and then neither of them appeared again, I don’t know if they were completely wiped out or not, but from my experience, it’s not too hard to deal with them if you really want to.”

Shi Qingxuan was overjoyed, ”Two? Both were dealt with by you? Then I’ve really found the right person! How did it all go?”

Xie Ren then spoke, the first just so: many years ago, Xie Ren passed through a small town, a rich merchant to send his daughter to the Imperial City to learn to read. Because he felt that his daughter is competitive, made a big fanfare to proclaim some, joyful. Who knows, joy begets sorrow. At the going-away banquet, a voice suddenly said loudly, “Your daughter will overturn the car on the road and fall to her death in the cliff!”

The rich merchant stormed on the spot and wanted to grab the man who spoke, but after the man finished speaking, he burrowed under the table and actually just disappeared in thin air.

Now, everyone was scared. It just so happened that Xie Ren had collected rags from this family that day, rubbed some leftovers and was about to bring them back, when he heard about this, he knew what had been invited and told that rich merchant that there was no need to worry. He told the rich merchant to hire more than twenty guards, plus himself, all the way to the lady carefully and safely to the imperial city, guarding the lady waiting for a while. A month later, the young lady won first place in an appearance contest, and the opportunity came.

That night, the crowd hosted a banquet to celebrate the young lady at a restaurant in the Imperial City, and sure enough, another voice said from the crowd, “You will be …… used in the future.”

As soon as she heard this, Xie Ren immediately grabbed the thing hiding in the crowd and held it by the throat, preventing it from uttering those words. Then she used a talisman to lock its form, beat it severely, and then asked someone to get a carriage to carry it on a wild run up the cliff, cutting the reins at a corner and letting the carriage carry it down the cliff, fulfilling its own curse on the bystanders.

The other three said, “That’s it?”

Xie Ren said, “This is it. Against the rotten …… well, the vernacular immortal. There are three ways to deal with the vernacular immortal: first, don’t let it open its mouth, and pinch it off before it opens its mouth. This one can prevent it for a while, but not for a lifetime, it can’t be prevented.

“Secondly, if it speaks, do not let the object of its curse hear it. Anyone who hears the words of a curse against him when he is happy will inevitably develop a trace of fear, and this thing feeds and delights on that fear. The more scared you are, the happier it is, and if you are really scared into a trance, as it says, and mess up what you are holding, its power will skyrocket. But unless one is deaf, one will hear it one day. In fact, even the deaf may not be able to escape it, as some people have pierced both of their ears to escape the thing, and it still doesn’t work.

“On the other hand, if you ignore it no matter how it curses you or throws cold water on you, there is nothing it can do to you. Therefore, the most effective way is the third way: let yourself have a lot of happy things, don’t put it in your eyes at all, no matter what it says, no matter what it doesn’t say, just listen to it and forget about it. Let yourself become stronger and stronger, and do not follow the miserable future that it presupposes for you. So, in the end, it can’t get pleasure from you, most likely, it will go away. Of course, it’s also possible that it’s just lurking for the time being, waiting for the next opportunity to take advantage of the situation.”

Although this third method is the most effective, it is also the most difficult to do, after all, who in the world can truly achieve a heart like a stubborn stone, without a single ripple? The more Shi Qingxuan listened, his brows knit tighter and tighter as he said, “What about the second time? Is that how you resolved it the second time as well?”

Xie Ren said, “The second time, it might not be of much use to others. After all, the situation is special.”

“Special how?”

Xie Ren said, “It came after me.”