101|Competition for Pleasure and Merit
by Jessie@AFNCCThe machete shook more and more miserably. Xie Ren was a bit fidgety, gently stroking down the back of the blade, saying, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t see that it was you just now, I won’t do it again.”
After a few times of getting it to work, Doom narrowed his eyes and the trembling finally stopped. Xie Ren asked again, “Where is your master?”
Suddenly, a voice came from behind: “Don’t pay attention to it.”
Xie Ren turned around and stood up in a flash, surprised and happy, saying, “Sanlang? Why are you here?”
The young man who came behind him in a graceful manner was Hua Cheng. He tied his black hair into a crooked ponytail, white light clothes on top, red clothes tied at the waist, cuffs pulled up, exposing pale but sturdy arms, as well as tattoos on the arms, a walk, the silver chain on the boots jingling, very casual, as if the neighboring two-nine young boys, but also very dashing. He bit a small weed, to Xie Ren smiled: “Brother.”
Xie Ren originally intended to settle the two children, and then go to find Hua Cheng to thank him solemnly, who knew that he actually came on his own. Hua Cheng walked up to him unhurriedly, pulled out the silver machete stuck on the ground with one hand, looked at it in his hand, put the machete on his shoulder and said, “Brother is busy here, I don’t need to bother you to make a special trip, so I came on my own. You also forgot this.”
He was actually carrying a bucket hat on his back, which he removed and gave to Xie Ren. This was the one that Xie Ren had forgotten at the rich merchant’s house, and he was stunned as he busily said, “I forgot about it, thank you so much.”
Finished, suddenly thought, last night after something happened, he said to the flower city, “I am looking for a hat, my hat is missing”, that is confused in the nonsense, but the flower city actually really go to help him find the hat, a fierce burst of embarrassment, so afraid of the flower city to take this to joke. Fortunately, Hua Cheng did not even mention, smiled and changed the topic, said: “Brother picked up two more children?” Said casually rubbed the top of Gu Zi’s head, rubbing people’s hair in a mess, but Gu Zi seems to be very afraid of him as if, straight to Xie Ren behind to hide. Xie Ren said, “It’s okay, this brother is a good person.”
Flower City, however, said, “Where where. I am bad.” On the mouth said so, but a hand, the sleeve turned out a small silver butterfly, fluttering wings, leisurely fly to the valley in front. Valley’s black eyes widened, staring at the small silver butterfly stared for a while, finally could not help but reach out to grab it.
In this way, his vigilance towards Hua Cheng was greatly diminished. Afterward, Hua Cheng swept over Lang Ying in a seemingly careless manner. Unlike the natural gaze he had when he swept over Gu Zi, when he looked at Lang Ying, his gaze was cold and sharp, not quite kind. Lang Ying lowered his head and also anxiously shrank behind Xie Ren.
Xie Ren took the bucket hat in his hand and said, “If you come, what are you doing sweeping the Bodhi Shepherd’s View?”
Flower City said, “Just cleaning up the house in passing, don’t you feel refreshed after clearing out all the waste?”
“……” Xie Ren remembered the missing Chi Rong, thinking that the flower city would not be to throw him like garbage. At this time, suddenly heard behind the Bodhi Capsicum view came a scream: “Should go to hell rolling frying pan kill a thousand knives of the dog flower city! Kill, flower city kill!!!”
Guzi exclaimed, “Father!” Running over with his two short legs. Xie Ren also hurriedly followed. Behind the Bodhi Capsicum Guan there is a small stream, weekdays Xie Ren washing and panning are here, at this time, Qi Rong also soaked in the water, the body is still tightly bound to Ruoxi, desperately trying to break his face out of the water, and roared with vigor: “I’m not going to go out, I’m not going to go out! I’m going to stay in this body, in this body, until he dies! I will not give in!!!”
Flower City spat out the weed and said, “What kind of valiant fighter do you think you are? Rubbish.”
Xie Ren helplessly said, “…… This is what I caught on a mountain a few days ago. He attached himself to someone else’s body and refused to come out in any way. This person is not dead yet, forcibly stripping the soul, must destroy the physical body, really …… Sanlang can there be any way?”
Flower City said, “Hm? Are you asking about ways to make his life worse than death, there are plenty of them.”
These words were a threat, and Chi Rong cursed, ”You two! What a broken pot with a rotten lid! Snake and scorpion heart! Although Xie Ren saw him to think of the ashes of his mother’s body, the heart has gas and sadness, but this body is someone else’s, must be preserved, so he lifted him up from the stream, to the door of the Bodhi Chestnut View. Chi Rong did not eat for a day and a night, starved to the front and back, and then by the flower city a vicious, breathless, grain to feed him from the rich merchant’s home secretly brought back the meat cake, he gnawed wolf straight off the crumbs, it is really abominable and pathetic. Xie Ren shook his head and realized that Chi Rong’s stiff limbs were not due to Ruoxi’s binding, it was probably because Hua Cheng cast some kind of spell to fix his form, so he said, “Ruoxi, come back.”
Ruoxi tied a few days Qi Rong, has long been aggrieved to no end, “giggle” a down, like a white snake generally a circle and a circle of Xie Ren the whole person are entangled. Xie Ren opened the door, and while calming it down, he untied it from his body and said, “Alright, alright. I’ll give you a bath later, don’t be sad. Go play on the side first.”
Ruoxi then swam to the side listlessly. Hua Cheng also casually threw Early Life, and Early Life found a decent position on its own and landed and stood. Ruoxi, who was facing the wall, suddenly realized that there was a silver glittering scimitar leaning to the side, cautiously approaching. The eye on the hilt of Doom’s blade also turned bone-deep to this side, sizing it up. Fang Xin, on the other hand, was dead still and showed no sign of movement.
Xie Ren this period of time to study the cooking, conscious of quite a bit of experience, it is the time of doubled confidence, and want to show off their skills, and treat the city of flowers, so he stayed down to eat, the city of flowers naturally happy to agree. From the town back when Xie Ren bought a large pile of dishes, now a brain pile on the table, copy up the chopper, a ding dong dong, knocking pot chopping board. This table can be used as a desk as well as a kitchen table, it can be used for bowls and chopsticks, and it can be used for children, so it can be used for a variety of purposes. Hua Cheng leaned on one side of the wall, watched for a while, finally couldn’t stand it anymore and said, “Do you need help?”
Xie Ren was working feverishly and said, “No need. Ruoxi can help.” Saying this, he threw a few bundles of coarse firewood that hadn’t yet been chopped fine over. “Snap!” With a sound, like the King Cobra’s surprise attack, the white damask was drawn on the firewood, and the calf-thick wood section was immediately split into a thin section of firewood.
After revealing this hand, Ruoxi concave into an abnormally exaggerated shape in front of Early Life and Fang Xin, as if showing off his power and beauty. Before he could be beautiful for a while, Xie Ren placed another plate on the ground and threw a large cabbage over. Ruoxi was about to meet it, but Erlian suddenly had a stern look in his eyes, flew up and danced in the air with a dazzling silver light. The sky was filled with the color of cabbage, and when it landed, the cabbage was cut into a flush and broken plate. Xie Ren squatted down and picked up the plate to take a look, and boasted: “Really great, you cut it better than Ruoxi.”
Ruoxi immediately stuck to the wall, as if a person had taken several steps backward, retreating to the wall, with no way to retreat. The life of the doom is wildly turned up the eyeballs, as much as possible look intent, as if it has been drifting. A knife and a damask, the heart is still. Xie Ren didn’t pay attention to the small fight between the magic treasures, while putting seven or eight different side dishes into the pot at the same time, he turned his head and asked, “By the way, Sanlang, how long are you coming this time?”
Hua Cheng watched his movements the entire time, and it seemed that he was going to remind him of something, but he still collected his words and smiled, “Depends on the situation. There’s nothing going on over there, so I’ll just play around for a few more days, and if I rely on this place, it’s only good if brother doesn’t mind.”
Xie Ren busily said, “How could I? As long as you don’t mind my small place here.” Miscellaneous pull a pull, the female ghost to the divine martial arts temple blindly pointing a gas, some nonsense also said, however, naturally hidden his own accused and Yanzhen blood drop matter. But also thought of Jun Wu said Hua Cheng in the heavenly realm buried eyes, I wonder if he would already know? Fortunately, regardless of whether Hua Cheng knew it or not, he did not show that he knew it, but only pondered. Xie Ren said, “Sanlang, who do you think the father of this fetal spirit could actually be?”
Hua Cheng raised his head, smiled faintly, and said, “It’s hard to say. Perhaps, that gold belt is really just something she picked up.”
This kind of vague answer was not like Hua Cheng’s usual style, and Xie Ren felt slightly strange, but soon, the gurgling and flipping up of the pot took away his attention.
Two incense sticks later, the pot was uncovered.
Qi Rong in the past days to eat the villagers to Xie Ren’s offerings, although just some steamed buns and salted vegetables, dough cake eggs, sour wild fruits and so on, but at least it is a human being to eat. This pot was uncovered, the smell wafted out of the Bodhi Shellfish Guan to go, he cursed outside the door: “God damned Xie Ren! Black hearted Xue Ren! You might as well give me a knife to a painful! Pretending to fish me out, it turns out to be just to make me suffer this kind of torture! I kind of see you clearly!!!”
Before opening the pot, Xie Ren was originally confident. After uncovering the pot, he once again doubted himself. Taking all the effort but making such a pot of stuff, Hua Cheng is still standing next to him watching, and doesn’t know what to do, do you really want Hua Cheng to eat this kind of stuff? Hearing Chi Rong’s ghostly yelling and screaming, it was even more troublesome. Hearing Hua Cheng holding his arm is about to walk out, Xie Ren raised his hand to stop him, said, “Forget it.”
He sighed, and served a bowl of something from the pot, and said to Hua Cheng, “You don’t want to eat this pot. Wait for me for a while.” Going out, he called Gu Zi and Lang Ying to fetch water and transfer away from the scene, then squatted down with the bowl of stuff and said in a pleasant manner, “Cousin, it’s time to eat.”
Chi Rong was horrified and said, “What are you doing. What are you doing? What do you want to do? Xie Ren I’m warning you, I’m a human life now, think carefully! Whoever can eat this thing of yours has transcended the three boundaries and jumped out of the six paths of reincarnation without any ……”
Before the words fell, he saw Hua Cheng in the house standing by the pot, picked up a spoon and served himself a bowl, sat down by the offering table and took a bite, actually not changing his face, as steady as a mountain, and was instantly shocked. A thought that never existed before flashed through his mind–
Not bad for a Jedi!
Xie Ren brought the bowl to his face and calmly said, “It’s fine if you don’t want to eat, just come out.”
That would be even more impossible. Qi Rong clenched his teeth, however, with a click, Xie Ren pinched open his jaw and poured it in alive.
The next moment, screams resounded over the village of Bodhi.
The bowl in Xie Ren’s hand was empty, while Qi Rong on the ground already had a crooked nose and slanted eyes, and even his voice was hoarse like a windswept old man, moaning | “…… I …… hate … …”
Seeing that he refused to come out even after a bowl was stuffed in for him, Xie Ren didn’t know whether he was in a happy or sad mood. Although he would have liked to hurry up and force Qi Rong out, but since it didn’t work, this seems to confirm side by side that what he made with his heart isn’t that hard to swallow, as if it’s something to be quite happy about. As soon as he turned around, he saw Hua Cheng also carrying a bowl, eating slowly while looking over here, and that bowl was almost empty, his eyes lit up, he stood up, and said, “Sanlang, you’re done eating?”
He originally felt embarrassed to give it to Hua Cheng because it wasn’t ready, but who knew that Hua Cheng ate it himself. Hua Cheng laughed, “Yes.”
“……” Xie Ren said carefully, “What do you think of the flavor?”
Hua Cheng drank the soup as well and smiled, “Not bad. It’s rather thick, next time it can be a bit lighter.”
Xie Ren let out a sigh of relief and nodded, “Okay, I’ll remember. Thanks for your advice.”
Chi Rong: “Vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit-!!!”
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