Absolutely Do Not Touch Eldmia Egga

ALLFREENOVEL Editor Emily Walker Note:

Absolutely Do Not Touch Eldmia Egga is that classic “Instructions unclear, got cursed instead” moment turned into a whole novel! POV: You’re told not to touch something, and your first thought is “challenge accepted.” The MC really said “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move” and touched the one thing they shouldn’t have!

This story is serving pure chaos energy with a side of “what could possibly go wrong?” narrator: everything went wrong. It’s giving major “hold my beer” vibes as our protagonist speedruns through every bad decision possible. The way the story unfolds? Absolutely unhinged and we’re here for it!

No cap, this novel hits different with its perfect blend of “famous last words” energy and unexpected plot twists. The author really said “watch me turn this warning label into a whole adventure” and created something that’s more addictive than scrolling through Reddit at 3 AM. Fr fr, it’s the literary equivalent of poking a sleeping dragon with a stick – and somehow making it work!

Rating: ★★★★★ (4.7/5)

Emily Walker
Editor, ALLFREENOVEL
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I reincarnated into a fantasy world. Since I somehow got born again, I resolved myself to live diligently once more.

But, putting that aside, my entire village burning up and disappearing when I’m 8-year old f*cking crossed the line.

F*cking shit-f*cking crossed the line!