Chapter 0334 – Woe Is Me – Absolute Returns

by GreatBrother(위대한 다오 형제)

The next morning, an unexpected person, came to my place.

It’s will ho.

"Young Prelate."

"What brings you here?"

"I heard that you’ve returned, so, I’ve come to pay my respects, you’ve had a hard journey."

"I’ve been tortured enough by the wind and sand outside of the Seychelles."

"I’ve never been to Seville, I’d really like to see it."

"When you’ve eaten, laced with sand, you’ll understand why I said the sands of the Seychelles are terrible."

Will Ho smiled, he rarely smiled in front of his subordinates, so his smile, always, made me feel happy.

"By the way, here’s a gift for you."

Will Ho, handed me one, wrapped in paper, and I opened it to see that it was a painting.

In the painting, was a man, his back to me, standing on the edge of a cliff, his waist, hanging a sword. I recognized at once that the man in the painting, was me.

"This handsome man, who is he?" I asked.

"It’s you, Young Sect Master, my drawing skills, are still clumsy, but the first person I, wanted to draw, was you, I didn’t dare to draw your front, so, I drew your back." Will Ho said.

I once said that when I retired, I wanted to learn to paint, and he had specially prepared painting tools for me, and I never thought that his first painting, surprisingly, would be a painting of me.

"Your painting, it’s so good." I said.

I’m not, complimenting him, his paintings, they’re really well done, like they were done by a professional painter.

"This is the first time I’ve ever, received a painting, as a gift." I said.

"It’s my first time, too, giving someone a painting." Will Ho said.

"I’m going to go, and tell father that although the Demon King was fathered to pay your salary, it was me, not father, who gave me the first painting." I said.

Will Ho, knew I was joking, but he still felt nervous.

"Please, don’t."

Seeing him, nervous, I couldn’t help it and continued to tease him.

"If I take this painting and sell it in the Central Plains, it will surely fetch a good price… This is a painting by the Demon King of the Heavenly Devil Sect… It will surely be snapped up… Are you really not going to sell it to me? You really don’t intend to take the opportunity to blackmail me?"

Will Ho, crying and laughing, waved his hand.

"Thank you for the gift, I will treasure it." I said.

"When I later, improve my painting skills, I will give you, a better one." Will Ho said.

"Next time, draw my front, my face, so handsome, how can you, always, draw my back?" I said.

Will Ho, froze for a moment.

"What? Don’t, you think, you’re handsome?" I asked.

Shogun Ho, starting to fight back.

"You are, nowadays, the type of young people, like." Will Ho said.

"You mean, I’m not handsome?" I asked.

He didn’t answer, but the look on his face, said it all.

"So who’s the most handsome, do you think? Out of the people we know." I asked.

Is it the Poison King? No, Poison King, looks, younger than me, should be, not him, Extreme Evil Evil Demon, also very handsome, but he, always wear a mask, will be ho, should not have seen his true face, is it, is the drunken devil? I was just thinking, will ho, but said, a name that made me unexpected.

"I think, Fist Demon, is very handsome." Will Ho said.

"What? Are you crazy?"

I couldn’t help it, I exclaimed.

"He’s very manly, dominant and handsome." Will Ho said.

"You really, really think so?" I asked.

"Yes." Will Ho said.

I knew that he was serious, and I helplessly, shook my head and sighed.

"Your aesthetics, they are so bad, before you go, can you tell me that you were, just now, joking?"

Will Ho, smiled, he knew, I would react like this, but he, didn’t change his mind.

"I’ll leave you then."

Will Ho, saluted me and, left.

After he left, Chilian and the others, all gathered around and looked at the painting.

"That’s a good drawing."

"Right? Such a good painting, surprisingly, it’s going to be buried, you guys need to cultivate some hobbies as well, it’s very helpful in your life, painting a picture is more meaningful than practicing the sword a hundred times."

They knew that I was serious now, so they replied in unison, "Understood, Young Preceptor!"

I walked out of the room, and said, "I will, in the future, spot-check, you guys have to take it seriously, and by the way, hang this painting, in my room, I’m going to, the Valley of the Wicked, you guys, don’t have to follow me."

When I came to the Valley of the Wicked, I realized that it was not the same as before.

Here, the lights and festivities are on, as if it were a festival.

All the buildings, were decorated, opulently, and the faces of the faceless guests, also wore colorful masks, they gathered around the bonfire, roasted meat, and drank wine, and their faces were filled with joyful smiles, and there was not a bit of the eerie feeling that they used to have.

I saw one, and the faceless guest saluted me, and I asked, "Today, what day is it?"

"Today, it’s the Demon Lord’s birthday." The faceless guest said.

"The birthday of the Very Evil Evil?" I asked.

"Yes." The faceless guest said.

"Don’t tell him I came."

I turned around and left the Valley of the Wicked.

I didn’t know that today, is the birthday of the extremely evil evil demon, and now that I know, I can’t go to see him empty-handed.

What should I give him, what kind of gift?

I once, on the Blood Sky Blade Demon’s birthday, gave him a bottle of, a fine poison wines, but now, our relationship, is not the same as it was before, that kind of gift, is no longer appropriate.

I thought for a while, and then, ran towards the Heavenly Demon Hall.

"Father, I’m here again."

Father, looking at me with skeptical eyes, he must think, I’m strange, having been here yesterday and again today.

"Shall we play a game of chess?" I asked.

"I’m busy." Father said.

"Shall we, then, cut a deal?" I asked.

"What’s the matter with you?" Father asked.

Carefully, I said, "I want to take another treasure from the Heavenly Demon Treasure Trove."

Father, did not ask, why I took the treasure.

"No!" Father said.

I know that he won’t, easily agree to my request, his last time, opening the Heavenly Devil Treasure Trove, was to celebrate me becoming the Young Sect Master, I suddenly came here today to ask him for treasures, of course, he won’t agree.

"What do I have to do before you will, give me the treasure?" I asked.

"What can you do?" Father asked.

"I can, massage your shoulders, I can massage your shoulders for the rest of my life." I said.

"I hate it, when people touch my body." Father said.

"I am no one else, I am your son." I said.

I know that my request, which is quite unreasonable.

"I could, come and play chess with you every day." I said.

"Playing chess with a stinker will only lower my level." Father said.

"I can, and I practice hard every day." I said.

"As you wish." Father said.

"Do you not, have another daughter? You hid her, in order to protect her, so, you hid her, and she must be somewhere, now, living an ordinary life, but she is now, in danger, and you need me, to save her, and you can only, trust me, so, you will give me the treasure, to me."

At the corner of his father’s mouth, a mocking smile appeared.

"If, you’re really worried about her, you should bring her back to the Heavenly Demon Sect." Father said.

"Perhaps, you were worried, that big brother would hurt her, and that’s why, you hid her." I said.

"I am, right now, more worried about you." Father said.

"I have nothing, what can I give you in exchange for your treasure? You just give it to me."

Father, stood up, and I thought, he would hit me, but instead he said:

"Let’s go for a walk."

I followed my father, out of the Heavenly Demon Hall, and the congregation that passed by, all respectfully, saluted us.

Here we are, the Heavenly Devil’s Treasure Trove.

"Yourself, pick one." Father said.

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