Chapter 0192 – Fun with Jokes – Absolute Returns

by GreatBrother(위대한 다오 형제)

"The intelligence network of the Heavenly Demon Hall is too powerful, even knowing about my late night cultivation."

The Blood Sky Demoness, holding the Heaven Destroying Sword, walked into the room and left behind a sentence:

"I didn’t learn it from you, all of them are so gossipy."

I took the Blood Sky Witch’s advice.

The next day, I didn’t go to the black boxing practice.

While they were sweating, I was lying in the illusion created by the Time Shift technique.

The blue sky, the endless sea, the golden sandy beach, the dense shade of the trees, and the soft and comfortable grass mat. I lay on it, enjoying a rare leisure time.

Today, I’m going to be a complete slacker.

After returning from the Martial Alliance, I’ve been busy cultivating and pulling in power demons, hardly stopping for a moment.

So, today, I just want to be left alone and not think or do anything.

I’ve got wine and food and a few spare books just waiting for the sun to set.

I looked at the sky, the ocean, and then observed the crabs crawling around on the beach. I opened the book, read a few pages, and then drifted off to sleep. When I woke up, I continued to look at the sea again.

"Ah, that’s so cozy!"

I’ve never been more relaxed than I am today.

In the evening, Cheon Su-hee came to my place.

"Senior, Senior."

In front of the demon, she called me "Young Master", but in private, she changed her name to "Senior Brother", which was really cute.

"Where have you been?"

She was lying on the windowsill, looking towards my room. I’ve been attending Black Fist practice on time every day, and it’s only natural for her to worry when I suddenly disappeared today.

She wandered around the yard for a few moments before turning away.

I wasn’t surprised that she would come to me. But what I didn’t expect was that not long afterward, Demon Quan unexpectedly came as well. To be precise, he was just passing by my place, but his gaze, intentionally or unintentionally, glanced this way. He was clearly using his inner strength to probe whether I was at home or not.

It was so cute how he acted like nothing was wrong when he was obviously worried about me.

I really wanted to immediately undo my Time and Space Soul Shifting Technique, rush to him, and ask him if he was worried about me. But I eventually held back.

I’m very expensive!

I continued to enjoy the rare tranquility in the illusion until the time for my late-night practice was almost up, when I unhurriedly lifted the illusion and returned to the real world.

Li An and Qian Su Xi arrived at the cultivation site early.

"Senior brother, why didn’t you go to boxing practice today?"

As soon as Chansuhee saw me, she couldn’t wait to ask.

Liam was also very surprised.

"My lord, are you injured? Is it badly hurt?"

"What are you doing?"

"You never miss practice without a reason, did something happen?"

"I’d like to be lazy once in a while, can’t I take a break?"

I said, turning my head to look at the power demon.

"You say so?"

The power demon gave me a deep look and shook his head.

"I’m never lazy."

"Really?"

"If I were as lazy as you, I wouldn’t be the power demon I am today."

"Aren’t you tired?"

I know that it is not the hard work itself that is truly exhausting, but the fact that no one understands or cares.

"If you’re feeling tired, I can keep you company to relieve your boredom! I am always at your beck and call."

Of course the power demon ignored my "good intentions".

The cultivation was nearing its end.

"Hoo hoo hoo ……"

With my fists, I let out a sound of breaking wind. Although it hadn’t reached a thunderous level, it was incomparable to before.

"What’s that sound?"

I asked with a smile. The Power Demon looked at me in surprise, disbelief in his eyes.

"It’s the sign before the storm."

This means that I’ll soon be able to practice Thunderbolt Shura.

My rapid progress caused the battle intent of the Righteous Demon to burn brightly. He couldn’t wait to compete with me immediately.

He subconsciously took a step forward while I took a step back. The tense atmosphere made both Li An and Chansuhee tense up.

I said in a huff:

"Let’s make a bet."

"What bet?"

"Fists and feet have no eyes, how about we compete in lightness? If I win, you will teach me the Thunderbolt Shura’s mantra."

"What if I win?"

"Then I am at your disposal."

At the corner of Quan Demon’s mouth, a wry smile appeared.

"You don’t think that because I’m huge, I’m slow, do you?"

Boxing everyone, the footwork must also be out of the ordinary, and the footwork, in turn, is closely related to the light work.

"Okay, I promise."

Devil Quan was confident in himself. The fact that he dared to bet on the Thunderbolt Cultivator’s mantra showed that he had absolute confidence in his lightness of being.

"How about just ending at the entrance of the Magic Family Village?"

"It’s not a good place to compete in light kung fu, there’s a forest ten miles away from the village entrance, we’ll duke it out there."

It seems that he has already declared me a loser in his mind.

Lee Ann drew a line on the ground and we stood side by side at the starting line.

"Ready, set, go!"

As soon as the words left our mouths, the two of us transformed into two stray arrows and shot out. Before Li An and Qian Su Xi could even react, we had already disappeared into the night.

Devil Quan’s speed is truly amazing, and I’m sure he’s the fastest of the eight great devils. This is also the reason why he dared to accept the challenge. But he never expected that my speed, was even faster than his.

I purposely slowed down and drove alongside him. I could feel that he was surprised.

I took the lead and reached the woods. Pretending to be out of breath, I bent down and took a huge breath of fresh air. The Power Demon was right behind me, looking at me incredulously, obviously not expecting me to be faster than him.

"Senior, willing to bet, quickly tell me the Thunderbolt Cultivator’s recipe. If you are not convinced, we can have another match and the bet will be changed to the third move."

Quan Demon’s face was so blue that it looked a bit scary. But he didn’t play around and kept his word.

"Good, I will now impart the Thunderbolt Shura’s mantra to you."

I was a little surprised by his decisiveness. He is truly a man of the world.

I can get such a precious martial arts secret book in exchange for a lightweight competition. I’ve made a profit in any case. How does Devil Quan feel at this moment? Has he really never thought that he would lose? I’m getting more and more curious about him.

"Do you really want to?"

"You’ve dug me a hole and you’re asking me if I’ll do it?"

You jumped in here on your own, I didn’t force you.

Thunderbolt Shura, the second style of Black Fist.

If Black Cloud Shura was to concentrate the power of the whole body in one point, then Thunderbolt Shura was to fight fast with fast, pursuing the ultimate speed. It was just like the "Cang Tian Style" in the Bitian Sword Technique, as fast as lightning, making it impossible to defend.

Devil Quan taught me the Thunderbolt Shura’s mantra and stances without reservation.

I did my best to imprint his every word, every gesture, in my mind.

And just like that, the second punch of Power Demon was in my pocket.

"Thank you senior, I will definitely cherish this power and will never let it become a tool for evil."

I bowed deeply towards him. Although we hadn’t officially become master and disciple, he had already taught me the two styles of Black Fist, a favor that I remembered.

"Since we’re here, why don’t we walk around, just to relax."

The power demon looked at me suspiciously.

"It has been a long time since you left the Heavenly Demon Temple, hasn’t it? I purposely gave myself a day off yesterday and felt very relaxed. You should also give yourself a vacation and have a good rest."

Devil Quan snorted and turned in the direction of the Heavenly Demon Hall.

"You always give so quietly, and everyone is so spoiled by you that they don’t know how to appreciate it."

I blurted out to his back.

I didn’t say "disciples of the Heavenly Devil Hall" because I didn’t want to use such a title to belittle the feelings of the Quan Devil towards them.

The power demon stopped and turned slowly.

Four eyes, a long time without words. He is very smart, naturally understand my string.

"You look tired."

This is the second time I’ve said this to him.

He was silent for a moment and asked:

"Where do you want to go?"

I said with a smile:

"That’s what relaxation is really all about, doing whatever you want, going wherever you want. Go."

I took the lead and ran, with Kwon Demon right behind me.

We ran side-by-side, our speeds indistinguishable. I saw in his face a joy I had never seen before.

Just like that, we ran farther and farther away, gradually moving away from the Heavenly Demon Hall and the suffocating atmosphere.

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