Chapter 0192 – Fun with Jokes – Absolute Returns

by GreatBrother(위대한 다오 형제)

On the following day, after the Black Fist practice was over, I followed straight after Quan Demon.

"Would you do me the honor of having lunch with me today?"

Devil Quan had always been a loner, and even his meals were rarely shared with others, not to mention those disciples of the Heavenly Demon Hall.

"It’s not necessary."

"Why?"

"Uncomfortable."

"I’m at the same table as you, and you say you’re not comfortable? Who would believe that?"

"I think you’re an eyesore."

After the Devil of Power finished speaking, he walked away with great strides. The surrounding Heavenly Demon Hall disciples were stunned by this conversation between the two of us.

I certainly didn’t give up easily. The next day, I followed up once again.

"Then may we share a cup of tea today?"

"I don’t like tea."

"Drinking more tea is good for your health."

The power demon stopped and turned his head to look at me.

"What the hell do you want? Is it hard to poison my tea?"

"How could you? If I poison, you won’t be able to teach me the next move."

"That’s right, you’ll have to wait for me to teach you all the moves before you can do them."

"You are mistaken."

No matter how much I explained, Quan Demon walked away without looking back.

After the third day of practice, I followed up again.

"Does senior know how to play chess?"

"No. A great man is born in heaven and earth, how can he spend his days fiddling with those small stones? That’s something for a girl’s family to play with."

"My father has recently become enamored with this ‘girlie stuff’."

"……"

Without a word, Quan Demon quickened his pace and left without looking back. It seemed that moving out the great god that was his father worked better than anything else.

For the next few days, no matter how hard I tried, Quan Demon was always cold to me.

It seems that trying to soften this smelly, hard rock is not an easy task.

Whenever this happens, I always think of someone.

Thus, I rushed to the South Sword Sect without stopping to pay a visit to the Blood Heavenly Demoness.

When I arrived, the Blood Sky Demoness was instructing Xu Dalong in martial arts.

Now, Xu Dalong had formally enrolled under the Blood Heavenly Demoness to learn her unique mastery, the Heavenly Demon Destroying Blade Style.

In order not to disturb their cultivation, I quietly came to the backyard, closed my eyes, sat down on my knees, and operated the Heavenly Demon Body Protecting Divine Power.

Both the Bitian Sword Technique and the Wind God Steps have been cultivated to the Grand Completion Realm, and now, I must quickly cultivate the Heavenly Demon Body Protecting Divine Skill to the Grand Completion Realm as well.

I don’t know how long it took, but I heard Xu Dalong’s careful voice coming from the distance.

"Master, I’m done practicing."

He was worried about disturbing my cultivation, so he purposely lowered his voice.

I opened my eyes only to see Xu Da Long sweating and panting as he walked over to me and sat down.

"Exhausted, aren’t you?"

"It’s killing me."

It seemed that the Blood Heavenly Demoness had trained him at a hellish level.

"I say, Elder Blood Demoness, your old man’s hand should be gentle, don’t really waste our Great Scout Xu’s practice."

"Don’t worry, there are plenty of ways to kill a man and put him out of his misery, I know them in my heart."

I looked at Xu Dalong’s side face and felt a lot of emotions in my heart.

"What’s wrong with you? Why are you looking at me like that?"

"You’ve changed, you feel different."

"What’s different?"

"You’ve gotten stronger."

My words caused Xu Dalong to instantly come to life. He clenched his fists, and a determined light shone in his eyes.

"I will definitely try harder!"

"What ‘wicked people’? It should be ‘girls’, right?"

"By you?"

"Cheer up, my right-hand man! How can I see the rainbow if I don’t go through the storm? How can I defeat the wicked and win the hearts of the beautiful without practicing hard?"

"But I’ve tried so hard, what if I still can’t catch my sweetheart?"

Xu Dalong looked at me with bated breath, as if expecting a miracle.

"Then knock down a few more villains and try to make all the villains in the whole world disappear, so that you will have no more opponents."

"How could you?"

I laughed out loud, and Xu Dalong followed suit.

He got up and excused himself:

"Then I’ll leave first, see you tomorrow. By the way, you just said that I’ve gotten stronger, so remind me often in the future, especially when I’m about to lose my grip."

"Got it."

After watching him leave, I turned around and walked towards the front yard. The Blood Heavenly Demoness was leaning on the Sky Destroying Great Sword, wiping the sweat from her forehead.

"Aren’t you busy practicing kung fu? Why are you free to come to my place? Can’t you hold on to it so soon?"

"Yeah, I give up. If I had known it would be so hard, I might as well follow your old man around the mountains."

"Who said anything about taking you on a tour?"

I walked over to her and sat down.

"This rock is too hard for me to chew on."

"Have you ever seen a stone that was boiled?"

"That’s why I came to see you."

"You want me to put this piece of ginger in boiling water and boil it?"

"That’s what I like about you, a little bit of everything."

"What do you want from the Demon of Power? His martial arts, or his true heart?"

"At first, I just wanted to learn his martial arts."

"And now? You want to take even his heart with you?"

"He always said that he wanted to break the chains of destiny. At first, I thought he was cool and wanted to be like him. But now, I’m more curious to know why he’s so obsessed with trying to break the chains of fate."

"Maybe, his reasons aren’t as complicated as you think."

"And who isn’t? Aren’t I, and you, all of us?"

The Blood Sky Demoness looked at me deeply as if she had seen through everything.

"To your dismay, I don’t really know much about power demons."

"It’s okay, I was just feeling a little lost and that’s why I wanted to come to your place for a break."

More often than a spicy condiment, ginger is used as a medicine to heal the body and mind.

"Sword Wuji."

"Disciple in."

"Are you okay?"

"!"

The Blood Sky Witch actually asked me if I was okay.

If it were anyone else, I would have said "I’m fine" without hesitation. But in front of her, I don’t want to disguise myself.

"I don’t know."

"Not knowing is worse than being bad. When you’re tired, stop and rest and relax."

At this moment, I once again felt her true heart. In front of her, it was as if I had removed all my defenses. I had worked so hard for so long to open the door to her heart, but I didn’t realize that the first one to open my heart was actually myself.

"Then may I rest against your blade for a while?"

"Can’t. I see you’re not stupid and in the mood for jokes."

"Just let me lean for a moment, just a moment. I’ve always wondered what it feels like to lean against your blade."

Under my soft persuasion, the Blood Heavenly Demoness finally agreed.

"Just for a moment."

I leaned against the Heaven Destroying Great Sword, and a piercing chill instantly spread throughout my body.

"No wonder you always like to lean against it, it’s so cool."

"It makes you feel at ease, as if a force is watching over you, doesn’t it?"

"No, I just think it’s cool."

"It’s a hot day, I’m the only one who’s hot as hell, and you’re enjoying yourself."

The Blood Sky Witch was amused by me.

Gagging with Xu Dalong and laughing with the Blood Sky Witch, the haze in my heart was swept away. More importantly, I found a way to heal myself.

"I’ll get some rest."

"Feel free to come when you want to rest."

"What will I do if one day you are not with me?"

"You still have the right to magic, he will accompany you to practice boxing. Don’t think nonsense, hurry back and practice."

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