Chapter 0167 – Wheel of Fortune – Absolute Return

When he heard the words “body invulnerable to all poisons”, Xu Dalong was suddenly dumbstruck.

Ten thousand poisons invulnerable meant that all poisons were invulnerable, and no poison could harm him. Walking in the jianghu, the most important thing to be wary of was all kinds of hidden weapons and poisons, and now, his greatest weakness had just disappeared?

“This …… this is too easy?”

“It may be easy for your master, but I went through a lot of trouble to work out this method.”

Xu Dalong once again admired Sword Wuji to the core. He brought me here to treat my injuries, and as a result, I was blessed with a body that is invulnerable to all poisons as a result of the disaster, how can this be explained?

“Are you envious?”

“Not at all.”

“Why? Aren’t you a greedy man?”

“Though I am greedy, I also know that it is always better to be content. Everyone’s destiny is like a container of varying sizes. My destiny is like a small wine glass, in order to win the ‘Subterranean Dragon Battle’, I had to pour out everything I had. Moreover, it’s only gotten bigger after I met Gongzi, before, my fate was like a tiny soy sauce dish.”

When he thought of the past, he was always depressed, his heart filled with guilt towards his Yellow Spring Pavilion seniors, as well as resentment towards the Devil Cult, at that time, he was like a fly trapped in a saucer of soy sauce, unable to see hope or find a way out.

“I have witnessed the fate of the male son, it is like a huge wine altar, not only do I not envy it, but I am grateful for it. In the future, when I have grandchildren, I’ll be able to have one more talking point to brag about.”

“Then why do you look sad?”

“I was just wondering what kind of destiny your son was carrying that led him to this path. Since I am your right hand man, I am not destined to stay out of it.”

“If one day you realize you can’t take it, then run away.”

“Even if everyone fled, I can’t escape. You carried me on your back, ran wildly all the way without sleep, and paid half a million taels of silver for me, so I have no way back. Instead of running away, I’d rather become stronger! Do you have any other secret techniques? Please pass it on to me!”

“All my treasures have been used on your master, so even if I wanted to teach you, there’s nothing more I could do.”

The bug doctor said as he rubbed his aching shoulder.

Xu Dalong hurriedly walked behind her and massaged her.

“You can make others invulnerable to all poisons, how come you can’t cure your own shoulder?”

The Bug Doctor laughed bitterly and shook his head.

“Who doesn’t have a little trouble in life? Do you think, you can be an exception? A little to the side, and a little to the right, yes, here it is, it’s so cozy.”

Jian Wuji soaked in that vat for three days and three nights.

The bug doctor kept adding various herbs to the tank, and the liquid in the tank, too, became more and more smelly.

As she placed the last of the herbs, into the tank, a miracle happened.

The originally stinky water tank actually gave off a faint fragrance.

It was simply incredible! The last herb that was added like that didn’t have any special scent, it was just mixed with the other herbs, and a wonderful chemical reaction took place, transforming all the stinky smells, into a brand new aroma.

Xu Dalong placed his hand on the water tank and prayed silently in his heart:

“Go for it, Duke!”

At first, I felt like I was dying.

I’d rather fall into the dirtiest, stinkiest cesspool in the world than stay in this water tank. No, I’m wrong. The stinkiest place in the world is this water tank.

“Take this pill and go back in.”

“What kind of medicine is this?”

“It’ll put you in a coma for two days, so if you’re scared, it’s not too late to back out.”

“Backtracking? That’s just what I want, I’ll never enter this hellhole while I’m alive.”

I swallowed the pill without hesitation.

When I opened my eyes again, I found myself in bed.

I then realized that I had been unconscious for two days. During these two days, I had no memories or dreams, as if I had really died once.

“After much deliberation, I’ve decided not to return the half a million taels of silver.” Xu Dalong stood by my bedside and said in a serious manner.

He’s the only one who can make me laugh at a time like this.

“When did I lend you half a million taels of silver?”

“This worrywart, you can stay with me, I’ll take him as an apprentice.” The Bug Doctor said as he walked into the room.

“Huh?” Xu Dalong backed up in fear, “Although I would love to worship you as my master, I have more important things to do.”

“It’s not too late to come back when it’s done, how about that?”

“I’m sorry, but I already have a master, and, my master, is the scariest person in the world.”

“Isn’t it the bugs you’re afraid of?”

I could hear that the bug doctor was joking, but there was a hint of seriousness in her tone.

Xu Dalong gave me a wink, as if to say, “Your Excellency, you should help me out!”

I’m certainly not going to help him out.

“It’s nice to live a different way, isn’t it?”

“You just woke up and you want to cut me off as your right hand man? No way! This arm of mine is worth half a million taels of silver, it is now adamantine!”

“I’ll contact you when your vajayjay, rusts, rots and falls off.” I said to the Bug Doctor with a smile.

Although Xu Dalong can’t, if I find a suitable candidate, I will definitely recommend him to come and learn from his master.

“Go ahead and get out.”

“Okay.”

The bug doctor kicked Xu Da Long out.

“You can get up.”

I sat up from the bed, I felt refreshed even though I had been in a coma for two days, and this amazing healing was truly breathtaking.

“On my body, there is a scent.”

“For the past few days, you’ve had this scent coming off of you.”

“I really hope this scent, never goes away.”

“Then you won’t be able to sneak in anywhere.”

“If only I could live a life where I didn’t have to lurk.”

“Yes, if you can become a Demon Sect Master, perhaps, you can live like this.”

The bug doctor brought a jug of wine and poured me a glass.

“Come, have a drink with me.”

I took the glass and took a drink. She didn’t pour herself a drink, she just kept pouring me a drink. I drank three glasses in a row before she stopped. I drank, but she spoke from her heart.

“To be honest, I’m tired, physically and mentally. Perhaps, I helped those orphans just to keep myself from breaking down and losing myself. They are like a pillar that supports me, so that I don’t fall down and go off the deep end.”

I understand her feelings. I have had similar experiences. When I was a wanderer, it was Xu Jin who supported me; when I was searching for Dafa materials, it was my belief in revenge that supported me.

“When I saw you, I had a premonition that you were the person I was waiting for. Ah, no, to be precise, it was when I found out that you had practiced the ‘Heavenly Vein Strengthening Technique’ that I realized that my chance had come, and that the heavens had finally opened their eyes.”

She said, turning her head to look out the window, and my eyes, along with hers, looked out the window to the sky.

“God, it’s so unfair to me.”

She withdrew her gaze, looked at me, and asked, “Do you know what was in the wine you just drank?”

“I don’t feel anything.”

“Invisible poison.”

“What?” I was taken aback.

Invisible poison, colorless and tasteless, fierce toxicity, known as the “king of poisons”, is the devil of poisons, is the world’s first of poisons. This kind of poison is not only difficult to refine, but also difficult to antidote.