Chapter 29: You’re not human.

“What’s so weird about having hairy armpits, it’s only weird if you don’t have armpit hair, right?”

“But it’s ugly, right? I see so many actresses with bare armpits and I’m black and you keep staring at me here ……”

“Uh.” Cheng Ming touched his nose awkwardly.

It was also true that it was a bit much for him to stare so brightly and fiercely at Lin Jingyi.

But as things stood, Cheng Ming was too embarrassed to say that he was teasing you, wanting to see you make a shy face, and his dog’s head would have been whacked off by Jing.

“Actresses that shave out of necessity for their work, we normal people just keep it, and the average person can’t see their armpits anyway.”

“But my armpits smell like sweat every time I finish gym class… it’s not like it’s a fox-smell kind of disease, is it? It didn’t used to stink when I didn’t have armpit hair.”

“You’re overthinking it, a little sweaty odor is normal, people are supposed to metabolize. Not to mention intense exercise, unless one has just taken a shower. Otherwise we won’t have much cleanliness on us, as long as we take a shower and change our clothes in time, it’s fine if that smell isn’t always there.”

“So ……”

“Hurry up and put your clothes on, don’t catch a cold.”

Cheng Ming snatched the clothes in Lin Jingyi’s arms and headed for her head, it was too bad that he couldn’t continue to delve deeper into this topic.

Lin Jingyi got dressed and Cheng Ming held out his hand towards her and said, “Let’s go downstairs, it’s time to go home.”

Lin Jingyi was not shy or reserved and naturally held Cheng Ming’s hand.

Cheng Ming held the railing with one hand, and Lin Jingyi held the wall with one hand, and returned to the first floor without any danger.

It took about five or six minutes to get up and down the stairs, and almost ten minutes to get undressed and dressed, so time really doesn’t last.

Cheng Ming led out his bike from the bottom of the stairs, and Lin Jingyi shouted from behind, “Xiao Ming, wait a minute, your clothes are so dirty, stained with dust and weeds.”

“After all, the clothes just fell on the floor.”

“Let me help you pat the dust off.”

“No need, right? I’ll have to change when I get home anyway.”

I’ve already taken a bath before I left the house at night, so if I go home and change into dirty clothes, I’ll probably get beaten up by my mom. If mom has gone to bed, tomorrow night only to find dirty clothes, the day after tomorrow there will be no school uniform to change.

Go back and do a load of laundry, or maybe wear it all day tomorrow, just one more day.

“No, it’s all because I took the wrong clothes that I’ve gotten into so many trouble things, and it would be too much for my heart not to let me do something about it.”

“Then I’m counting on you.”

“Just leave it to me!”

Lin Jingyi’s small hand lightly patted Cheng Ming’s back.

“Ming, your ass is dirty too.”

“Eh?”

Cheng Ming’s buttocks were slapped heavily a few times.

“This will work in the back ……”

“Ming, your collar is folded too.”

Lin Jingyi walked up to Cheng Ming and stood on her tiptoes, smoothing out her collar.

“Jing Jing, your school uniform isn’t on either!”

“Where where?”

Lin Jingyi was oblivious to this.

“The hem of your shirt is tucked into your pants and your school pants seem to be on backwards.”

If someone were to pass by, it wouldn’t be out of the question to think of them as a young couple who had just gotten done.

“What?”

Lin Jingyi looked down and saw that there were very obvious outline marks at her thighs in the exact shape of Cheng Ming’s ass.

Nowadays it’s not practical to take your pants off and wear them on a different side, and the other advantage of tracksuit-style school pants is that there’s not much difference between the front and the back.

Lin Jingyi casually straightened her clothes and asked, “How is it? I’m not undressed now, am I?”

“Here and here.” Cheng Ming said as he pointed at Lin Jingyi’s back collar and back.

“Where and what exactly! I had no idea you came to help me.”

Lin Jingyi opened her arms in a manner that allowed her to be picked.

Without a mirror, Cheng Ming and Lin Jingyi straightened each other’s clothes.

Lin Jingyi vigorously patted the dust on her thighs with a snapping sound.

If she hadn’t worn her pants backwards, Cheng Ming would have used the name of patting ash to love her.

“Ah, can’t get it clean.”

“Alright, that’s it for now, you’ll get yelled at if you don’t go home. It’s pants anyway, no one is observing you at night.” Cheng Ming grabbed Lin Jingyi’s hand and said.

Her little hands were so red it hurt to look at them.

The two of them left the alley holding their bicycles, and the more Lin Jingyi thought about it, the more she got tangled up in it, still not letting go of the topic just now, and said relentlessly, “Is it true that you can’t shave off your armpit hair? Zhang Jiajia just shaved her armpit hair as well.”

“What? She’s so hip and forward thinking.”

After all, these days the girls are dressed quite conservatively outside, exposed legs are less, not to mention wearing sweatshirts and halter dresses, the street wearing skirts, although not less, but dare to wear the kind of exposed ultra-short skirts and ultra-short pants almost only the street girls.

“She has a cousin who studied abroad and shaved off her armpit hair.”

“Oh, foreign students ah, Europeans and Americans generally do shave their armpits, their side of the body odor may be a bit heavier, there is the habit of shaving armpits, they believe that shaving the armpits can keep the armpits clean, hygienic, and cool, Cousin Zhang Jiajia guessed that it is the customs of the country.”

“Wouldn’t it be? Shave it off and it’s clean, and it doesn’t smell.”

“Well, there are definitely benefits to not shaving, too, to help with perspiration and reduce friction between the skin so it doesn’t break.”

“Ming do you think I should shave?”

“Don’t shave, don’t ever shave, at least don’t shave by yourself alone, it’s dangerous, if you really want to shave, you have to let your mom help.” Cheng Ming said bitterly.

Cheng Ming also doesn’t know if there’s that hair removal cream thing nowadays.

But an electric epilator should not be available, and you may hurt yourself with a shaver.

“Zhang Jiajia will have her regrets in the future, and it will grow back even after shaving it off. So it’s useless to shave it now, unless it’s when you use to show your armpit to others, do you want to show your armpit to others now?”

“It’s only to show your armpits to others!”

Lin Jingyi suddenly yelled at Cheng Ming in a violent manner.

Although Cheng Ming, who had lived two lives, couldn’t figure out why Lin Jingyi was suddenly angry, he knew that he couldn’t talk anymore at this time, so he would just wait for Lin Jingyi’s anger to subside.

After a wordless journey to the fork in the road, Lin Jingyi mounted her bike and said, “Then I’ll go this way next.”

“Take care on the road and give me a call when you get home? Or send me a message on qq.”

“Well, don’t tell anyone else about what happened tonight, not mom or dad, keep it as our secret.”

“Good.”

Cheng Ming responded with a mouthful, this really wasn’t something that could be told to anyone.

“Ming, you’re not human, huh?”

Lin Jingyi left behind inexplicable words, her feet stepped on the pedals, and she left in a cloud of dust.

Why are you cursing all of a sudden? How am I not a human being?

Cheng Ming scratched his cheeks with a blank expression.

Forget it. Whatever. It’s time to go home.