Chapter 252: Skipping Class

Cheng Ming was afraid that Aunt Lian would have strange misunderstandings when she saw Sister Shen Shiao’s clothes, and it would be troublesome to explain.

Cheng Ming simply carried her dress pants and hung them outside his balcony.

Cheng Ming the bed sheets and sheets of this bed have been washed, not yet dry, have to sunshine for two or three more days.

The other bed was slept on by Shen Shiao-chan, the patient, who had sweated a lot and had to be taken and washed before she could sleep.

The only bed left in the new home was the king-size bed in the master bedroom, which no one had slept in for months.

It’s reasonable to say that three people crammed into one bed would have been more comfortable to move to the king bed in the master bedroom earlier, but it ended up dragging on until today.

The first is Cheng Ming’s fear that his dad will suddenly be kicked out of his new home by his mom to sleep in, and he is caught in a scene where the three of them are in bed together.

Secondly, three people squeeze, skin to skin, uncomfortable also become comfortable.

“It’s the first time I’ve slept in a bed this big and soft.”

Jo Ren turned around in her bed in a bone-crunching manner.

Aunt Lien had all the sheets and bedding and other things washed on the Fourth of July, and the quilts were fluffed up in the sun and didn’t smell damp and musty.

Cheng Li arranges her shark muppets from largest to smallest and counts them.

“One, two, three …… brother, have you seen my little shark?”

“What little shark?” Cheng Ming responded by playing dumb.

You found it? No way, it’s obvious that I usually throw it everywhere and don’t organize it properly.

Is the smallest more special? But a little bigger, and Jing got caught by her sister before she took it away.

“The smallest one is missing, only the size of a palm.”

“Could it have been left on mom’s side? You brought it over on Sunday when you went back to bed and forgot to bring it over.”

“How could I possibly make such a cheap mistake, and besides, mom has her own shark army stationed at her house, so there’s absolutely no need to transfer troops from her new home.”

“Shark Army?”

Indeed, my sister has more than enough Muppets to form an army.

“Maybe it fell under the bed, I’ll look for it again?”

Cheng Li took a flashlight and got under the bed, leaving a small, slightly arched buttock wriggling around on the outside.

“No, still nothing, where the hell did it go? Could it have been stolen by someone?”

“Who would steal your shark? It’s not nice to suspect random people.”

“Why no more, my sharks are so cute and loved.”

“If you’re going to steal it, it’s a big shark, what’s a little shark to steal.”

“Because the little ones are inconspicuous, put them in your pocket and steal them, you’re so stupid, brother.”

Totally guessed right.

“Maybe the shark got bored and left the house to venture out for air, and when he gets tired of playing he’ll come home on his own.”

“Brother do you take me for a three year old? Making up this kind of fairy tale to coax me.”

“Ri, stop looking, we still have class tomorrow, go back to bed, I’ll buy you a new one later, or catch one exactly like it and bring it back.”

Cheng Li burrowed out from under the bed, patted his arms and knees, and said with his tail finger extended, “Say yes? Brother you’re not allowed to lie.”

Cheng Li pulled his sister’s tail finger and said, “When have I ever lied to you.”

“Too much for me to say, huh?”

“Ri, did you find the muppet?” Zhao Ren asked.

“No.”

“How about I use my allowance to buy a shark muppet for you, then?” Zhao Ren proposed.

“No need, brother will compensate me with an identical little shark, right?” Cheng Li said with a smile.

“Why is it compensation? Make it look like I lost it.”

It’s not bad to blame him for his girlfriend’s fault.

“Because my brother has been desperately trying to hide something, the disappearance of the little shark is definitely related to my brother, maybe my brother kidnapped the little shark and locked it up in a small dark room and tortured it to force it to tell my secret.” Cheng Li said as he hugged his shoulders.

Cheng Ming rubbed Cheng Li’s head and said, “Where did you get the secret.”

“Eh, I thought it was a nice birthday present, I’ll just have to change it.”

“I’m looking forward to Rei’s birthday present oh.”

Cheng Li pounced on Zhao Ren, tickling her side waist, and Zhao Ren overreacted by twisting and kicking her little feet.

“Hahaha, that tickles too much.”

Unfortunately, the pajamas of the two of them were thicker, so Cheng Ming couldn’t peek at the spring light like he did on summer days, unfortunately.

The sister’s, inside and out, could not be said to be completely unresponsive, too much of a white giveaway, coupled with the sister’s attributes, made it difficult to generate direct desire.

And even the slightest hint of skin on Rei, who was usually wrapped up tightly, was enough to perk up.

“Stop it, turn off the light and go to bed.” Cheng Ming shouted.

“Yes.”

The two dutifully stopped, one of them resting on half of the pillow, leaving the center open.

Cheng Ming obediently laid down in the middle position, Cheng Li uncharacteristically grabbed Cheng Ming’s hand and clamped it between her legs, saying viciously, “Today, I’ll use my brother’s hand to replace my little shark.”

Zhao Ren followed suit.

Cheng Li usually preferred to sleep on Cheng Ming’s arm, while Zhao Ren preferred to cuddle or pin it.

Well, the little shark can be told not to come back.

On Monday morning, it happened to be Cheng Ming and Zhao Ren’s turn to prepare breakfast, and during the time they were alone, Cheng Ming took the opportunity to ask, “Ren, do you have strange dreams?”

“Strange? What does it mean to have strange dreams, but I’ll have dreams of Brother Cheng Ming and Sister Lin getting married with lots and lots of delicious food.” Zhao Ren said innocently.

Cheng Ming’s hands were covered in oil, so he rubbed his cheek against Zhao Ren’s face.

“Good boy, good boy.”

“Can you two cook properly for me?” Cheng Li poked out a little head and asked, “It’s really not a moment too soon.”

After the first class on Tuesday afternoon, Cheng Ming yawned widely and was about to lie down for a while.

It’s not as sweltering as the summer heat, but it’s still sleepy.

Chen Ziyi knocked on the table and said, “Xiao Ming, don’t sleep, I have something important to ask you.”

“When, you name it.”

“Lai’s birthday is coming up, isn’t it? Are you ready to give her any birthday gifts?”

“Well ah, it’s not that soon, there’s still more than a month to go, compared to her, Xu Juan’s birthday comes a bit earlier.”

“Speaking of which, it seems like Xu Juan’s birthday is on Christmas day, what a coincidence.”

“Just give Xu Juan her birthday that day, I don’t celebrate foreign festivals.”

“Aren’t you supposed to spend Christmas with your girlfriend? I heard that the hotels and motels will be full on this day, and there will be apples to give away.”

“That is someone else to create the concept of consumption, Christmas Eve so send apples, this harmonic terrain how to look at our domestic businessmen to come up with, and besides, Christmas is not a holiday.”

Cheng Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, “As long as the single person will care about this kind of holiday to confess to get off the hook, or go to the hotel motel to a hair, have love which day is not Valentine’s Day ah.”

“You’re pretty confident, so tell me what you’re getting Rhi for her birthday, and tell me quickly so we don’t clash our gifts.”

“I was currently planning on giving her a pair of gloves.”

“Wow, so cheesy and common.” Chen Ziyi’s disgust was written on her face.

“What else, can I still pick the stars and the moon to give it to her.” Cheng Ming said helplessly with his hands spread out.

“What about Xu Juan’s birthday present?”

“Confidential.”

“Che, cheapskate, Cheng Ming, why don’t we go and buy a birthday present for Xiao Li together?”

“You don’t have to go together, I’m busy on the weekends, and I’m usually not available after school.”

“I knew you’d say that, let’s skip school and go get it.”

“You’re not mistaken, we’re class members, can we take the lead and skip class?”

“There’s no need to skip class, we’ll take the formal way to ask for a leave of absence, aren’t you the vice-president of the class? You have a signed leave slip from the homeroom teacher in your hand, right?”

“That’s for other students for emergencies.”

Just in case a student was sick and couldn’t find the homeroom teacher, or if the homeroom teacher wasn’t at school, the homeroom teacher signed three leave slips and put them with Cheng Ming, just in case.

Of course, the leaves of absence are all relatively short, with a maximum of one day’s leave.

“I’m having my period, my stomach hurts, I need to take off work, can’t you accompany me to the doctor?”

“Do I need to see a doctor for this kind of thing? Wouldn’t it be better to drink more hot water and brown sugar water?”

“It’s an excuse, an excuse to take a leave of absence, idiot, hurry up and write my name and the reason for taking a leave of absence, otherwise the class bell is going to ring.” Chen Ziyi urged.

“If this kind of leave slip is handed in, Zhou Li will take us to task in front of the homeroom teacher.”

“What are you afraid of, let her snitch on you, don’t you want to be vice class president? Just take this opportunity to resign.”

“Right.”

Cheng Ming why did not think of it, really the authorities, after writing down Chen Zi Yi’s name, Cheng Ming asked, “Really write that the great aunt is coming?”

That’s a little too blunt a reason.

“Idiot, can’t you write about not feeling well? What else can a girl be physically uncomfortable for.”

Once written, one excuse pressed under the chalk box on the podium table, and holding the other in his hand, the two slipped out the back door at the sound of the class bell, just as the teacher in charge of the class walked in toward the front door.

Casually scanning around the classroom, oh, it’s Chen Ziyi who isn’t there ah, the teacher didn’t care at all. As for Cheng Ming, he was directly ignored in the last row.

Chen Ziyi patted her chest and said, “So close, so close, almost got caught.”

Walking down the stairs of the school building, the sound of the teacher’s lecture coming from the classroom next to them, the students were quiet, afraid of meeting the homeroom teacher or the principal and so-and-so clan around the corner.

“Xiao Ming, it always feels like I’m doing something bad, so nervous.” Chen Ziyi was so excited that she was trembling.

“Will you be nervous?” Cheng Ming held his head in his hands and was as calm as if nothing had happened.

“Aren’t you scared? What grade and class are you in if the other teachers stop you and ask?”

“Teachers aren’t that nosy, they might even think we’re students in gym class, and even if we get caught, we’ll just say we’re in gym class, and if we can’t, we’ll just take out a leave of absence.”

“Good old Grease, you must have skipped class a lot, were you like this in middle school? Obviously you were like a good boy before, a normal and shy middle schooler who blushed and stammered when talking to girls, when on earth did you become like this now.”

“And you’re paying special attention to me? That’s disgusting.”

“What do you mean by special attention, I just thought that you are a bit familiar with this person, so I looked at you a little more, who knows that you still dare to pretend that you don’t know this young lady, so I just gave you some color.”

is really unrecognizable and unimpressive.

“I just didn’t talk to girls much until I was at the table with Jing.”

I can’t remember much about my middle school life before I was reborn.

“I see, did the reunion with your childhood friend change you? Obviously it’s been almost a year since you were in the same class before you spoke, a childhood friend, it’s still funny.” Chen Ziyi covered her mouth and snickered.

All the way to the school entrance, there was no one stopping Cheng Ming and Chen Zi Yi.

The next thing you need to do is just give your leave slip to the doorman and you’re out.

Chen Ziyi suddenly took Cheng Ming’s arm and leaned her body against him.

“What are you doing.” Cheng Ming said as he flung his arm.

“I’m going to act sickly, or who’s going to believe I’m so sick I need to be sent home.”

Chen Ziyi covered her belly and hunched over with a twisted expression.

“Is that what it looks like when you’re on your period? It always feels like you’re constipated.”

Chen Ziyi kicked Cheng Ming and said, “Ivory comes out of a dog’s mouth, I can think of a better way to fool the doorman.”

“What way?”

“You carry me out, I’ll pretend to be asleep, it’s usually a girl who accompanies a girl to a doctor’s appointment, and you’re a guy giving me a ride, so you definitely want to emphasize the strength feature.”

“If you want me to carry you, just say so, don’t beat around the bush.”

Chen Ziyi hammered Cheng Ming’s back in annoyance and said, “Then why don’t you quickly squat down for my old lady.”

“Yes yes yes.” Cheng Ming crouched down.

Chen Ziyi wrapped her arms around Ming’s neck and hugged it tightly.

Cheng Ming carried Chen Ziyi and walked into the security room.

The school’s gates are closed during the school day, and formal access to the school has to be via the security office.

I don’t know if it was intentional or deliberate, Cheng Ming held Chen Ziyi’s buttocks, his fingers grasping the inner thighs.

Chen Ziyi had a very strong sense of crisis, as if at any time will touch that place, blushing, looks really like a sick fever.

“My sister is sick, I’m sending her home to rest, this is the leave slip.” Cheng Ming handed over the leave slip and placed it on the table, saying without blushing.

“Good you brother, how dare you take advantage of your sister.” Chen Ziyi said as she strangled Cheng Ming’s neck.

“I’ve only been your brother for a minute to get us out of school safely, so be content.”

“Dead sister controller, your mind is poisoned by the kind of drama ‘Blue Life and Death Love’, what with the wrong exchange of life, brother-sister love, forbidden love, and the person you like is even your own sister.”

“Uh, do you even watch this kind of show?”

“Watched it with my mom.”

“Then why don’t you say Thunderstorm yet.”

Cheng Ming suddenly stopped and looked back.

“What’s wrong? Worried about Xu Juan? She’s such a big girl she won’t lose it, big deal, tomorrow Xu Juan will take the day off and you’ll accompany her to buy a gift.”

“Dare you say I’m the only one who doesn’t have to read? Besides, you use the leave slip I manage to write your names on the leave, and I accompany you, I’m the only one who didn’t write the leave slip, and I’m the one who gets scolded in the end, right?”

“Say it like you’re in school you’ve been reading.”

“I still pay attention to class once in a while okay, if I’m sleepy and not falling asleep that means I’m studying. If I’m energized and falling asleep, I’m not studying.”

“Can I put you down now?”

“No, I’m your sister, what’s wrong with carrying me a little longer?”

“My sister doesn’t weigh as much as you do.”

“One day, your sister will grow up, just think of it as experiencing the weight of a big sister first, what’s wrong? Suddenly you have a heavy expression. You can’t accept your sister growing up, can you? You’re afraid that when she grows up, she’ll hate your brother and stop clinging to me and getting close to you. Although I understand your feelings, this is a necessary stage of growing up.”

“On the contrary, I’m afraid that when she grows up and clings to me so much, what the hell am I going to do then? Alas ……”

Although Cheng Ming knew that he would absolutely, positively never do that kind of thing to Xiao Li again, the current situation wasn’t very optimistic ah.

Whether it’s a good morning kiss or the behavior of the three of them together, there are danger signals emanating all the time.

The previous life was only a hair’s breadth away from a major disaster, but they were the ones who hadn’t kissed. That means it’s already worse than the previous life?

“Well, it always feels very likely that, if this trend continues, how can I think that it’s your fault as a brother that Xiao Li would become what she is today!”

“Eh, blame me? I’m just trying my hardest to be a normal older brother.”

“Where is normal, completely abnormal, you share a little love for your sister to other people can not? A little bit of cold sister.”

“Distribute it to who? To you?” Cheng Ming said half jokingly, he has already divided many copies out well.

“Of course it’s a girlfriend, share it with your girlfriend.”

“Even if you told me to leave my sister out in the cold, what are we doing now?” Cheng Ming asked.

“Skipping school to buy Ri a birthday present ……”

Chen Ziyi’s voice was getting weaker and weaker, this scenario could not be realized no matter how he thought about it.